| ~ Quotes and other such Psychobabble ~ |
| "All that is not eternal is eternally out of date." - - C.S. Lewis |
| "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistant one." "Man usually avoids attributing cleverness to somebody else - - unless it is his enemy." - - Albert Einstein |
| Alliance: In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted into each others' pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third. Beauty: That power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband. Politeness: The most acceptable hypocrisy Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum - - "I think that I think, therefore I think that I am." - - Ambrose Bierce from The Devil's Dictionary |
| "The pen may be stronger than the sword... but I'd rather have a sword in a dark alley." - - Andrew Warnick |
| "The wise learn many things from their enemies." - - Aristophanes |
| "Beware of altruism. It is based on self-deception, the root of all evil." - - Ayn Rand (commencement speech to Naval Academy)emy) |
| "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the universe together." - - Carl Zwanzig |
| The writer, making every effort to appear innocent and noble, takes his revenge with the pen; while the murderer, less hypocritical, takes it with the sword." - - Christopher Spranger |
| "Welcome thy neighbor into thy fallout shelter. He'll come in handy of you run out of food." - - Dean McLaughlin |
| "A beautiful woman is the hell of the soul, the purgatory of the purse, and the paradise of the eyes" - - Fontenelle |
| "I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it." - - Garrison Keillor |
| "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." - - George Patton |
| "In this world, there is one terrible thing, and that is that everyone has his reasons." - - Jean Renoir |
| "Nothing is more intolerable than to have to admit to yourself your own errors." - - Ludwig van Beethoven |
| "All lies are told with a straight face. It is the truth that's said with a dismissive giggle." - - P.J. O'Rourke |
| "I am become death, shatterer of worlds." - - Robert J. Oppenheimer (quoting the Bhagavadgita after witnessing the first nuclear explosion) |
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