Alala has the typical newbie creator look; complete abject terror. She is so new that her glasses still have nipple prints on them.

The happy face of Anni is almost completely obscured under the layer of chocolate she has smeared across her face. For someone who claims to love it so much, she sure misses her mouth a lot.

Archana is the epitome of creatorhood. She enjoys coding toys that help players relax, such as spa baths, steam rooms, and fun liaison toys. Due to this, she has been given the nickname 'The Fluffy Avenger'! She wears mainly clothes made from wool, and eats a mainly vegetarian diet. (She doesn't like harming animals).

Blue and cute, Ariadne has made sure to be drawn as if she were cute. She has a round body, eight legs and a human head, but something about it is still cute. Maybe it's the way the spider is holding a needle and thread, maybe it's the cute way that she's whispering in the artist's ear, or maybe it's the absolutely adorable way that she's got her bared fangs near the side of his neck or the darling little knife against the other side.

The long-haired creator that is moshing around to the singing imp-box Could only be Arienne. She is happily belting out the latest tune by Somnambulistic Playhouse, a popular Ankh-Morpork band with rocks in.

This is a genuine Belle collector card. Belle smiles genuinely up at you from the face of the collector card. She's pictured seated in her library holding a small pyramid in one hand while a small white light levitates above her other palm. An animal which bears a striking resemblance to a wolf reclines at her feet.

This slightly delirious looking young lady with the multi-coloured hair and the fish on a string looks out of place amongst all the other creators. Carmine showers glitter as she sashays from shadow to shadow in her neverending quest for Best Bitter. Something about the expression in her eyes suggests the onset of another mood swing.

This slightly delirious looking young lady with the multi-coloured hair and the fish on a string looks out of place amongst all the other creators. Carmine showers glitter as she sashays from shadow to shadow in her neverending quest for Best Bitter. Something about the expression in her eyes suggests the onset of another mood swing.

It's a picture of a mushroom. A red mushroom with white spots. Probably a poisonous red mushroom with white spots. Oh, and a small door in its stalk. And an even smaller window. Dasquian appears to be leaning out of the window making a rude gesture, roughly translated from the gnomish as 'Mmm Bop'.

(Notes on the Dasquian card, brought to you by Rigel! "I found the Dasquian card to be a little different than most other cards. While other cards will say: �...and a small picture of Kili on it.� The Dasquian card just has: �...and a small picture.� The Dasquian also has no blank space after the description.")

This is a creator collector card. It has a silver border around the Edge and a small picture of Dogbolter on it.

This is Dogbolter, Lord of Underworld. Hairy and a bit loose at the seams, surrounded by empty bottles, he appears fairly content.

A magnificant blue dragon smiles out at you from the card, by the look in his eye, you guess it must be Dragonkin. His wings are curled protectivly around a short female, who from the vast amount of warts that are sprinkled across her face, is either a witch, or really should get something done about her skin condition.

(Note: The "protectivly" typo in Dragonkin is present on the card.)

The tiny form of Eboin seems to be vibrating on the card, as if she has so much energy in person that some of it has transferred to her picture. She is eating a bowl of something truly disgusting, slurping it down with abandon.

There is a post held in Sto Lat, that of designated stockboy. When there are no petty criminals to put in the stocks, the stockboy takes over. The portrait of Exote shows him filling this role very well. It must be a good day at work, as so far everything thrown at him has been fruit. Except for the one arrow.

Fogbat is from Llamedos, which explains quite a lot. He is pictured toasting you (or perhaps the person behind you) with a large foaming beer, or what passes for beer in Llamedos.

Fro is shown with her arms wide open, waiting for huggles. Since no-one can actually define a huggle, she may be waiting a long time.

This picture is tinted green, and looks slightly distorted, as if the artist was looking at life from the bottom of a bottle. Gin is standing a little unsteadily, looking for all the world as if he is expecting something horrible to happen to him sooner rather than later.

This is a creator collector card. It has a silver border around the edge and a small picture of Gruper on it.

Gruper is depicted as a dried husk of a man, tightly wrapped in bacon. His bald head is covered by a battered fez. The regalia of decrepitude, a frozen poodle and an ornately carved thighbone of a dead whore, are wielded with a forcefulness that is only rivaled by the fierce light in his beady little eyes. When the surface of the card is scratched, the smell of rancid pork overwhelms the nostrils of everyone nearby.

This is a creator collector card. It has a gold border around the edge and a small picture of Hobbes on it.

A small orange-and-black-stripped tiger is pictured happily eating a huge tuna fish sandwich. It can only be Hobbes, and it does bring up the question of how he types or gets anything done with those paws and also the source of all those crumbs.

Jeanne is standing in a smoky, dimly-lit kitchen. With one hand, she is stirring a huge cauldron of gumbo, from which something with tentacles is trying to escape. With the other hand, she holds out a full bowl.

Jeremy: A man with four arms and the body of a horse, Jeremy holds a shovel in each pair of hands. You can see a long canal stretching off into the distance away from him. It looks like he has dug this entire canal, but you can see no end in sight, and judging by how he is leaning on his tools, he appears to be taking a break.

The stylish figure of Kaylar is relaxing in an armchair, sipping a brandy. The sharpness of her gaze and a hint of throwing knives suggest otherwise, but the multitude of weapons she is probably wearing invites no comments.

He is dressed in a loincloth and ashes. Though the loincloth appears to have once been black silk, it is now covered with dust and ash. Kili sits atop tall pole in the midst of the desert, as if atoning for something that someone did a long time ago. It must have been an awful thing though, because he has eschewed even the basic luxury of a wheel on his pole. In his left hand, he holds a rancid cactus pod, from which he is sucking juice. In his right, there is an iridescent blue frog, from which he is sucking juice.

Don't you dare jump on my bed!" exclains Laurana, depicted on this card caught between the jaws of a gigantic green crocodile. Adeptly holding a whip between her teeth, she is dressed in skin tight leather which she can slinkily slip out of with a single zipper. Resting on her cleavage is the sign 'I WAS NEVER A LIAISON'. Saddlebags adorn the crocodile.

It is hard to see the figure of Leeda as she seems to be obscured by the largest buttocks you have ever seen. What little of her that can be discerned seems to have pink hair, so it is probably for the best.

Lucifer looks less like a fallen angel and more like a falling piece of fruit. His clothing is such a blinding shade of orange that you have the urge to squeeze him to see if you can make some juice.

This is a shiny picture of Mollow. Blue blood pumps through his veins and a tatoo on his right arm has a small tower with the words 'Nil Satis Nisi Optimum' enscribed beneath. He is flanked by a 7 foot invisible squirrel.

This is a creator collector card. It has a silver border around the Edge and a small picture of Moonchild on it.

This is Moonchild's card. She 0.

This leering face of Nevvyn is completely surrounded by large glasses of beer. It is hard to tell if he is leering because of the alcohol effects, or if he just saw someone to yell 'NURSE!' at.

Olorin was an extremely important creator on Discworld. So important, that he used to walk around the MUD with his head in the clouds. One day, his swollen cranium poked its way out from the upper stratosphere and looked upon the Disc. Horrified, he vowed to right wrongs, solve injustice and tinker irresponsibly with everyone's projects. Unfortunately, he was drawn and quartered by a team of horses last Wednesday.

This shiny gold card shows Presto's cackling head on the reverse, and a royal Ankhian hippo on the obverse.

It's hard to say where they're sold, but certain priests of Gufnork tend to wear fluffly black masks. Pure is one of these, the name's ironic you see. He is standing atop the tower of the Duke's palace in Sto Helit, shaking his fist at the sky as it becomes evident that his promised plague of rabbits is actually one of ill-tempered lop in the cabbage warehouses, who has just eaten.

Raffi has a puppet of a large fish on her hand and seems to be having a conversation with it. At least one hopes that's what she is doing. She seems to find this perfectly normal.

This is a creator collector card. It has a silver border around the edge and a small picture of Rhinehold on it.

This is the angry-looking face of Rhinehold. He looks like he's in the middle of arguing another point on another bulletin board. In the background there are the corpses of people who have tried to argue with him.

Almost hidden under an enormous pointy wizards hat is the thin face of Rodion. He is sitting before an imposing desk that is covered with love letters from Wizards. A staff in the corner glows with a quiet menace. It looks like it's been well-rubbed.

Rywfol is pictured standing in front of a small group of people and frowning. He is obviously explaining how to correctly pronounce his name, and none of them are getting it right.

This card shows Samara standing in a field of buttercups. She leans on a carved white shepherds crook and wears a large creamy bonnet with a pink bow. She seems to smile shyly from under long eyelashes, the very embodiment of innocence.

This is a creator collector card. It has a silver border around the edge and a small picture of Siel on it.

Siel is a sex goddess, trapped in the body of another sex goddess. Every little movement she makes sends men into a frenzy. Droplets of her perspiration are cherished for their ability to make limp things stiff, not unlike plaster.

This card depicts Sightblinder. Sometime assassin and occasional creator. He's dressed in the traditional working black of the Assassins' guild but appears somewhat shabbier than expected. His cloak is patched and frayed at the edges, his boots are scuffed and down at the heel and his shirt probably only still counts as such by virtue of the fact that it once had a collar. He's holding a No. 5 throwing knife somewhat awkwardly, the blade appears to be going rusty.

Talge is holding a warrior's braincell and looking completely confused. While that look is normal for the gray-matter challenged members of that guild, he looks especially puzzled.

Tanktop is pictured with the small figure of the LAG sitting on his shoulder. He is obviously quite proud of this fact, since he is beaming happily. He appears to be near the CTF arena.

The small figure of Tasslehoff is totally surrounded by a vast variety of toys. What can be seen under all the plastic and fluff exudes the kind of cuteness that leads to being eaten with a spoon.

This is one ugly sight. A giant pair of hairy nostrils above lips bared to reveal the largest teeth you've ever seen. On top of the horse, the willowy Tilly sits ramrod straight and looks sternly down at the camera.

This is Trilogy, aging femme fatale, the hottest chick by far in this neighbourhood for the elderly and infirm. Like a great, grey panther, she lounges in her wheelchair with a catlike grace.

You see a woman in a black dress and shawl standing at the border of a deep swamp. Little bits of snow are fluttering down from the sky, concealing the pile of confiscated weapons behind her. This is Turvity.

This is a picture of Una the cabbage, and two rashers of bacon. Unfortunately, the setting for the picture is a huge cabbage field just outside of Ankh-Morpork, so it is a little difficult to see which one is Una.

Vesta is stood beside a brilliant white unicorn, her long blue hair trailing behind her in the breeze. She is petting the insane creature's muzzle, as it stares out of the card at you. Eep!

The shaggy body of Wobin is reclining on a deckchair, with a large Cocktail beside him. Strangely, the cocktail seems to be composed of carefully layered Dulux, the rainbow effect not negating the oddness of the cocktail, nor the fact that it is served in a bluedoggy bowl.

(The bluedoggy misprint is on the card.)

Xerya slumps at a table, wearing a wedding dress and looking exhausted. She looks far too tired to be up for any wedding night shenanigans, but surely her groom married her for her finger skills. Right? A sad old thief lurks in the background, as if waiting for something.