Those who have reached this page are either bored, have been misdirected via a faulty link, or, in one or two rare cases, may actually be trying to fathom out the best manner in which to contact me. If you are unsure, please use the back button on your browser ...
If you are trying to reach me through cyber space, then your best option will be to use my e-mail address - [email protected]. Please rest assured that I check it with monotonous regularity, if only to delete the unwanted offers of viagra which seem to rise up daily with a mind all their own.
For those still mired in the age of the pen (or the quill for that matter), and keen to keep Australia Post in business, snail mail will eventually reach me at St Thomas More College, Mounts Bay Road, Crawley, WA 6009.
And for those enamoured of my voice, and who have come to miss my dulcet tones, there is always the electric telephone upon which to fall back - (08) 9386 0118. Please leave a message - as like as not I will be editing this complex and detailed web site, and therefore unable to get to the telephone. Either that, or I'm having a beer with the boys, and can't be arsed coming home yet. Go figure.
Of course, if all of the above fail, then I am probably trying to avoid you. Most likely I owe you money, or I insulted you at a party and am keen to avoid running into you for fear of physical reprisal. That being the case, please ignore all of the above, and direct any queries to The Terminus Hotel, Fremantle, where you should ask for Fred.
maintained by Craig Buchanan
(c) 2007. Complain all you like -
he really doesn't care.
Last Update: 8th June 2007