THE CRAZYMAN'S QUOTES OF FAMOUS PEOPLE
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." "Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever." "All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher." "If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough." "We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?" "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." "Truth is what stands the test of experience." "Words- so innocent and powerless as they are, as standing in a dictionary, how potent for good and evil they become in the hands of one who knows how to combine them." "You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there." "It ain't over till it's over." "Half this game is ninety percent mental." "You can observe a lot by just watching." "Few things are harder to put up with than a good example." "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." "You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone." "Well done is better than well said." "A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." "Learn as if you were to live forever. Live as if you were to die tomorrow." "When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us." "The beautiful thing about learning is nobody can take it from you." "God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." "You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it." "I feel sorry for people who don't drink, because when they wake up in the morning, that's the best they're gonna feel all day." "We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction." "I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use." "All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them." "Do, or do not. There is no 'try'." "Your eyes can decieve you, don't trust them." "Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." "Ave Caesar, morituri te salutant"("Hail Caesar, those who are about to die salute you.") "Chance favors only the prepared mind." "Mathematics is the gate and key to the sciences." "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office." "At first you'd think that your roomates are crazy, but you'll come to realize they're just lunatics." "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy!" "Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean we are not out to get you." "If you cannot convince them, confuse them." "If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded goald, it would be a merrier world." "Not only strike while the iron is hot, but make it hot by striking" "My troops may fail to take a position, but are never driven from one!" "When war does come, my advice is to draw the sword and throw away the scabbard." "Be an example to your men, in your duty and in private life. Never spare yourself, and let the troops see that you don't in your endurance of fatigue and privation. Always be tactful and well-mannered and teach your subordinates to do the same. Avoid excessive sharpness or harshness of voice, which usually indicates the man who has shortcomings of his own to hide." "The man who has no sense of history, is like a man who has no ears or eyes" "Let us never forget the duty, which we have taken upon us" "Become strong again in spirit, strong in will, strong in endurance, strong to bear all sacrifices" "...obstacles do not exist to be surrendered to, but only to be broken." "Drama is life with the dull parts cut out if it." "God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." "A witty saying proves nothing." "I may disagree with what you have to say, but i shall defend to the death your right to say it." "Judge of a man by his questions rather than by his answers." "It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong." "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." "Life's most persistent and urgent question is: What are you doing for others?" "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." "Damn the torpedoes, Full speed ahead!" "I have not yet begun to fight!" "Control your life through insanity." "To live is to die" "Human nature is strange." "Authority pisses me off. I think everyone should be able to drink and get loud whenever they want." "Lord, what fools these mortals be!" "Though this be madness, yet there is method in it." "There is no great genius without some touch of madness." "I don't really trust a sane person." "Evil draws men together." "To percieve is to suffer." "All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compusion, habit, reason, passion, and desire." "Happiness depends upon ourselves." "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." "Venus is the most hostile planet on Earth." "I made a mess of everything, even my death." "My life's work has been to prompt others and be forgotten. Remember that night when Christian came to your balcony? That moment sums up my life. While I was below in the shadows, others climbed up to kiss the sweet rose." " What say you? It is useless? Ay, I know
But who fights ever hoping for success?
I fought for lost cause, and for fruitless quest!
You there, who are you!--You are thousands!
Ah!
I know you now, old enemies of mine!
Falsehood!
Have at you! Ha! and Compromise!
Prejudice, Treachery!. . .
Surrender, I?
Parley? No, never! You too, Folly,--you?
I know that you will lay me low at last;
Let be! Yet I fall fighting, fighting still
You strip from me the laurel and the rose!
Take all! Despite you there is yet one thing
I hold against you all, and when, to-night,
I enter Christ's fair courts, and, lowly bowed,
Sweep with doffed casque the heavens' threshold blue,
One thing is left, that, void of stain or smutch,
I bear away despite you. "Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the thinks we did not do that is inconsolable." "Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid." "Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you."
- Napoleon Bonaparte
- Napoleon Bonaparte
- Ambrose Bierce
- Mario Andretti
- Niels Bohr
- Albert Einstein
- Albert Einstein
- Albert Einstein
-Nathaniel Hawthorne
- Yogi Berra
- Yogi Berra
- Yogi Berra
- Yogi Berra
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
- Al Capone
- Benjamin Franklin
- Sir Winston Churchill
- Sir Winston Churchill
- Mahatma Gandhi
- Helen Keller
- BB King
- Robin Williams
- Robin Williams
- Frank Sinatra
- General Douglas MacArthur
- Galileo Galilei
- Galileo Galilei
- Yoda
- Obi-Wan Kenobi
- Plato
- Pax Romana(Roman Peace)
- Louis Pasteur
- Roger Bacon
- Aesop
- M*A*S*H*
- Jack Torence (Jack Nicholson in "The Shining")
- The White Shadow (Boondocks)
- Harry S. Truman
- J.R.R. Tolkien
- Oliver Cromwell
- General Thomas "Stonewall" Jackson
- General Thomas "Stonewall" Jackson
- Field Marshall Erwin Rommel
- Adolf Hitler
-Adolf Hitler
- Adolf Hitler
- Adolf Hitler
- Alfred Hitchcock
- Voltaire
- Voltaire
- Voltaire
- Voltaire
- Voltaire
- Martin Luther King Jr.
- Martin Luther King Jr.
- Thomas Alva Edison
- Admiral David Glasgow Farragut
- Captain John Paul Jones
- Cliff (Metallica)
- Cliff (Metallica)
- Lars (Metallica)
- James (Metallica)
- William Shakespeare
- William Shakespeare
- Seneca
- Lyle Alzado
- Aristotle
- Aristotle
- Aristotle
- Aristotle
- Eleanor Roosevelt
- Zachary Cox
- Cyrano de Bergerac
- Cyrano de Bergerac
MY PANACHE."
- Cyrano de Bergerac
- Sydney Harris
- Captain Jack Sparrow
- Captain Jack Sparrow