* a note about Middle Earth: although it sounds like a LotR candidate, I made up the poem Middle Earth as a theme song for a site dedicated to LotR. I wrote it soley thinking about my friendships on the site, the only thing it has to do with LotR is the fact the site was based on it!
Everybodys crazy here in Middle Earth
You have to be a bit insane,
To run round like a loony everywhere you go,
And run straight into window panes!
Call us crazy if you please,
We're as happy as can be!
Cuz we are very crazy here in Middle Earth!
You simply wont believe your eyes.
Cuz we'll sing about a rabbit, then turn around,
And threaten you with custard pies!
You'll see some wacky people in all the bars,
To see crazy behavior you dont need to look far.
And we all hope you'll stay right here in Middle Earth.
Cheese, Glorious Cheese
Cheese Tastes Like Spaghetti
We Eat Cheese On Our Knees
And Steal It From The Yetis!
I'm a Little Elfy
Walking through the woods.
I'm playing with the Little Pigs,
And scaring Riding Hood!
We danced around the trees,
And we sang out of tune,
While the Three Blind Mice ate the cheese,
And the Dish jumped over the Moon.
The Wolfy blew the Bears House down,
The Porridge flew away,
Cinderella made her gown,
And the Teddies came out to play.
Jack and Jill went over the hill,
Collecting four leaf clovers,
"This will bring us lots of luck",
Said Jack (before falling over).
And so I'm reaching the end of my tale,
Deep in Storyland.
We all ran down to Story Town
And danced along the sand.
We went to Mother Goose
For a story after play,
And we went to Jack Be Nimbles house,
And there for tea we'll stay!