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Down in Balamb Town one day
where little kids ran around to play
two SeeDs appeared oh so very discreet
in Balamb Town where they happened to meet
well they met to discuss mercenary matters
and how the disciplinary committee were mad as hatters
they chatted of Galbadia, Timber and Winhill
and how the cafeteria food made them feel ill
Said Squall to Zell "Hotdogs are the best bet
their the only food that doesnt make you vom-et
but Timber against winhill " Zell said to Squall
"its stupid! Galbadia will never fall!"
and so when they both said their strange little bit
they parted and squall ate a ba-na-na split
and zell ate the hotdogs, a miricle in itself!
and the three towns of discussion toasted thier health!
Sing a song of Shinra,
Sitting in a Tree,
How they all fit up theres
a mystery to me!
Ding Dong Merrily on high
the Chapel bells are Ringing
Airships fly across the sky
the townsfolk they are singing
"We, we a-all live
near the ice cavern
our brains are like a sieve
we drink in the tavern
tra-la-la-la-la
tra-la-la-la-la
While strolling through my garden,
I got a big surprise.
When I saw the sight that greeted me,
I cant' believe my eyes.
Zidane ran round in circles,
While Vivi read a book.
And quite an odd arrangement,
Freya fighting Captain Hook?
Garnett spoke to Steiner,
Of the colour of the sky,
And over in the corner,
Quina eating apple pie.
I passed beside an oak tree,
Where Eiko burned some ants.
Then Kuja ran across the path,
Herding....Elephants?
Then Beatrix blew a whistle.
Queen Brahne jumped in the air,
And Amarant was watching,
Moogles singing without a care.
Then at a hidden signal,
Tantalus all ran out,
And all the cast of FF9,
Began to scream and shout.
I turned around to watch them,
A pain ran through my head,
And then everyone vanished,
...I'd fallen out of bed!