One bright day at Hogwarts,
While the Marmosets were at peace.
A slight disturbance rang out,
A noise that wouldn't cease.
For over in the girl's bathrooms,
Moaning Myrtle cried,
Because something had gone wrong,
With the eggs that she had fried.
She tried top fry them lightly,
In a copper pan,
But they had burned quite slightly,
And blew up with a bang!
The toilet walls are covered,
With the eggs remains,
So learn from past mistakes,
Don't do the same again.
What kind of fool allowed a ghost,
To fry eggs anyway?
We will probably never know,
Since the idiot ran away!
Plod, plod, plod, plod
The armadillos are on the way
Plod, plod, plod, plod
Early on a Saturday
Plod, plod, plod, plod
How did they get here anyway?
Plod, plod, plod, plod
The Twins sit in the bathroom
Plod, plod, plod, plod
Reading the books around them
Plod, plod, plod, plod
Disturbed by the marchers rhythm
Plod, plod, plod, plod
It was just one little spell
Plod, plod, plod, plod
Who�d of thought it�d bring this Hell?
Plod, plod, plod, plod
Armadillos that really smell!
Plod, plod, plod, plod
Hermione would say �I told you so�
Plod, plod, plod, plod
Would the armadillo�s ever go?
Plod, plod, plod, plod
One of them stepped on Fred�s big toe!
Plod, plod, plod, plod
The day goes on and on
Plod, plod, plod, plod
To the rhythm of the marching song
Plod, plod, plod, plod
Fred and George are in the wrong!
Plod, plod, plod, plod
But now the march is fading down
Plod, plod, plod, plod
The armadillo�s are leaving town
Plod, plod, plod, plod
Oh silence is a joyous sound!
We work, work, work, work, work, work, work,
In a house the whole day through
To work, work, work, work, work, work, work,
Is what we like to do
It aint know trick
We feel quite slick
When our masters don�t hit us with a pointy stick
In our home, in our home
In our home, in our home
Where a million wizards roam!
We work, work, work, work, work, work, work,
From early morn til night
We clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean,
Most everything in sight
We clean the cutlery by the score
And a thousand robes and sometimes more
But we don�t know what we clean them for
Coz the wizards mess them up!