Weasley Wizarding Wheezes
Rating: PG13
Genre: Fantasy
Setting: Hogwarts
Main Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Note from the Authoress: erm…yeah…may contain some slight reference of yaoi (That’s guy on guy)!
Also…I came up with this while the mob was trying to burn me! Happens a lot at
the full moon! AKA it makes no sense whatsoever! It also be very short.
WARNING: High possibility of brain meltage! We will not be held responsible for
brains turning into a gooey mush!
Snow fell around the castle.
Hermione was wandering through snow piles singing happy little songs to herself.
When, all of a sudden, the ground shook. She stopped and turned, seeing a
bright yellow light radiating up from the snow. She blinked, looking down at
the floor. The snow around her feet was yellow in colour, and the light was coming from there. She pulled a face. Next thing she
knew the yellow was all around her. She reached out a hand and poked the
yellow. She made a disgusted noise. It was still snow. It was also cold. She
started to haul herself up, glad that the snow was damp enough to get a good hold
on it without it coming away. She clambered up, and found herself faced with a
huge plain of white. A hoot made her jump and look up. An owl that looked a lot
like Hedwig swooped from the sky. She was incredibly large. Hermione blinked.
No, it was the other way around. She was just stupidly small. The owl spread
its talons. Hermione gave a scream and tried to run, but to late. Hedwig
scooped her up in her claws and headed for the Gryffindor tower. She alighted
on the window, dropping Hermione. Hermione scrambled to her feet and looked
around. She gaped. Harry and Malfoy were in the room. They appeared in deep
conversation. Then Harry shrugged and said loud enough for Hermione to hear.
“Ok! Hug!” The boys hugged.
Hermione thought to herself that Harry was hugging Draco incredibly tightly.
She jumped up,
“Hey! Draco is mine! Back off
Potter!” se brandished a miniature wand at Harry. Harry
let Draco go. Hermione was pleased to see that Draco looked embarrassed. He
spoke.
“I can’t do this Potter!” Harry’s
mouth fell open.
“But why?” Hermione danced
triumphantly on the windowsill, although nobody could actually see her.
“Ha! I told you he was mine!”
Draco ran a hand through his soft blonde hair.
“To tell the truth, I’m in
love with someone else.” Harry stared at Draco.
“Who?” Hermione was dancing
around madly now.
“It’s me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!”
Draco gave a small smile.
“Ron.” Hermione stopped dance.
Draco smiled again and backed out of the room. Harry turned to the window and
sighed. He walked over to it.
“I don’t believe it! I lost
him?” Hermione moaned. She looked up. Harry was about to lean on the
windowsill. Right where Hermione was standing “HARRY NOOOOOOoooooooo” She
screamed as Harry slumped against the windowsill.
Hermione blinked and looked
up. Fred and George were standing nearby, looking anxious. Hermione looked
around. Ok so she wasn’t tiny. She turned back, some events flickering back
into her head. Ah, that was right. She had taken one of the twins’ 30-minute
daydreams to test them before she allowed them to sell them to students. She
tested the words in her head before turning on them. And asking, delicately, at
the top of her voice.
“What the Hell was that?” The
twins exchanged glances.
“What was wrong?”
“Only everything! Who wants to
get squashed in a daydream?”
“Ah, you got the one where you
shrink! Maybe that daydream needs a bit of fine tuning”
“You boys have sick minds”
Hermione stated, matter of factly.
“Well, um, we better go and
sort them out then.” the twins started to leave the room
“One thing though” The twins
turned. “The snow was damp enough for me to get a good hold on? That’s just
wrong!”
“Really, we thought that was
an amusing twist of ours!” Hermione blinked.
“A truly traumatizing
experience. Now I have some homework to catch up on.” Hermione stood and went
to the library. She sat in a corner gazing across the room. Malfoy walked
across the library in front of her. A small smile crept over Hermione’s face
and she settled down to work.
THE END