mr snowfan is goes out to buy new woollies, slowly xmas rush is starts, tree's is pops up in house windows fairy lights twinklings their arses offs, christmas shoppings is in full swings, carol singers is out and abouts. cold wintry evenings,
blizzard conditions is sitting outsides driftings and settlings thick and fast, cars is drivings so slowlys and u is see's massive flakies shittings it down in car headlights, roads is all silent, cold howling wind is sweeps round house at nights and milkman is in it�s floats delivering milks whiles the me is tucked up cosy and warm in me's little bed with doggy broadis cosy in basket.
it is xmas eves, all presents is wrapped under glittering tree beside roaring orange fire, millions of stockings is hungs up on fire place. curtains is open and outside window is very dark blue/black sky and snow is still fallings thick fat plumpy juicy flakies , everythings is totally whites and silents! not creature is stirrings not evens a doggys!
me is jolly well hopes me is get severe hard winter with lot and lot of snows otherwise me is pretty sure crime figures in lootons is jumps ups by 150% into next years!
oh dear! me is gettings to worked ups innits? Me is wents shoppings other day and me is saw all xmas sweeties is out on shelfs and crackers and christmos lights and thingies and me is started singings jongle bells very louds and babies is started cryings and tills is wents beeping mentals and me is got keeked out of supermarket! Sainsburys u is better watch outs!! Me is gonna pyas u a very expensive visits just befores xmas!! U is will be amazed when items is fly off shelves and profits is stateec! Guffaaaaaawwwwwwww heeeeeee haaaaawwwwwwwww!!!!!! HOME