Well, here are some little quotes from The Sarcastic One, who always supports us with her neverending sarcasm in times of desperate need. ^.^ (Which, of course, don't always help us in times of desperate need, but they do usually make us laugh ^^) These quotes aren't necessarily *sarcastic*, they can just be funny little things she says.. There are also some other funny quotes by J.E.F., who doesn't even know he's being featured on this site.. XD.. and other little quotes.. hence the title of this section, "Quotes..Just Quotes"
I don't change the words that T.S.O. speaks when I type these up. I do type in the scene and add the descriptions, though.. For the quotes by J.E.F. though, it might not be exact because I'm just remembering them from memory.. T.S.O.'s quotes come from emails, so, yeah..
NOTE: These quotes are COPYRIGHTED (�) by The Sarcastic One and J.E.F. The Candy Holic also found some of them around the Net.. those are NOT ours. If a quote is NOT ours, we'll specify it. If we see quotes that ARE copyrighted by us floating around the Net with other people claiming that they were the one who spoke it... *::menacing voice::* "heads . . will . . roll . ." <-- from Sleepy Hollow, according to Trangie. ~.^
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Now, The Sarcastic One has a habit of eating candy in class. A lot.
So of course, it's no surprise that her stomach starts to act up in class. A lot.
And The Sarcastic One, or T.S.O. for short, just HAS to sit next to a guy who . . well, to put it simply, isn't the smartest guy in the world.
So here's T.S.O., in class, bending over in her chair, groaning, moaning, and clutching her stomach in utter pain.
And the guy goes, "Does your stomach hurt or something?"
T.S.O., being her sarcastic self, shoots him a glare and replies, "Noo.. my stomach
doesn't hurt...THAT'S WHY I'M CLUTCHING IT.."
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T.S.O. also has a job of lunch serving at her school, and there are different jobs you can do for that. She was doing the fruits, where you have to put a fruit on the counter for people to reach and make sure they don't fall, and another guy was watching the milk, where all you have to do is stand there make sure people only take ONE carton.
T.S.O. "Wow, hard job you have .."
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The Sarcastic One loves to tell me how her day is going, just like I tell her how my day is going. Today, for instance, she found out that she is *extremely* talented.
T.S.O. : "I can dribble a basketball, walk, talk, complain, and annoy someone at the same time!"
Oh yes, I'd say that is VERY talented.
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So lately, it's been pretty cold in the mornings. And during those mornings, if you're lucky, the heater is on. And you're even more lucky when you find yourself standing UNDER one of those heater vents.
J.E.F. *::standing under a heater vent::* : "Wow! It's really warm down here!"
*::walks along some more, and stops under yet another heater vent::*
J.E.F.: "Hey! It's warm under here too!"
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Now, if you're in our class, then you know how our recess and lunch breaks are very ... *::struggles for words::* unique . An example would be the time when Trangie, The Candy Holic, Steph, and me (~*!fireblaze~*!) were just standing around, watching the boys play basketball and whispering little comments to each other.
And here comes J.E.F.
And he points to us and starts screaming, "You're talking slang!! Huh, aren't you? DUDE! YO!"
And there's us, just kind of standing there, not sure what's going on. The Candy Holic is the first to recover.
And she screams, "YAO!!"
And J.E.F. screams right back: "YO!"
T.C.H. screams right back too: "YAO!"
"YO!"
"YAO!"
"OH, YOU'RE TALKING SLANG NOW! DUDE!"
"YAO!"
"DUDE!"
"YAO!"
"SLANG! YOU'RE TALKING SLANG!"
"YAO!"
^^;;;;;;;; And, well, to make a long story short, J.E.F. is screaming all sort of bull, and The Candy Holic repeatedly screams "YAO!!" every time.
Yes, I know what you're all thinking, but every word of this is true.
Yup, that's my life.
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