thats great, but culd you...
KEEP IT TO YOUR SELF!
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| Small and insecure? thats great, but culd you... KEEP IT TO YOUR SELF! |
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| I was sitting down, watching a TV show, when the commercials come on. i dont care, i am trying to fall asleep anyway. so i sit there, listening and then one starts. it is for "enzyte" comes on. i have seen some commercials for it beofre, some bull shit male enhancement thing. so i dont care. a couple of commericals later, it comes on again, then the next commercials, again, thne the next day, it come on every other commercail break at the least. now, if u r so insecure that you need to buy this, that is great, but does the corporation need to really have commercails 24-7? and then there's also the benches and bus stop and radio advertisemnets, and that is a little much. i really really really dont think anyone cares about what i ahve to say here, and i dont think many will read it, but this just outrages me. and then the real thing that bugs me is how the commercials are set up. there are a bunch of them, the pool party, the golf game, and the neighbor get together. so the pool one, there is the guy that got it, and he is there, smiling, and having fun, and happy, swimming, and it tells, o, he is so happy, and so is his wife(if u get what he means), and then he dives in, gets out, his shorts fell off, and all of the people look in awwe. then in the golf one, the sun is shining, he is having a perfect game, and of course, he has his wide smile on. so then it talks about it, says the wife is now happy, and then says something like," and now hes scored a hole in one" or something about that. then there is the get together. in that one his freind is over, sad, the main uy is smiling, then the other guy finds out about enzyte, then he gets it, and he smiles and dances, it says the thing about his wife, and it is over. now, i will go on each of these. the pool one is the most fucked up. when his trunks fall, the only thing any of those people are most likely thinking is "am i supposed to be jelous? it is fake jack ass" and then for all 3, the guy is smiling. if u were so pathetic that you couldn't acheive erection or were to small to satisfy your wife that you had to buy a new penis, would u smile? would you be ahppy? i dont think so. so in the second, nothing besides the smile, and then in the third, if u got enzyte, would u tell all your freinds? would u let them delv that deep into your personal life? would you? i dont think so, and if u did, would your freind buy it? i think he would think, or say, "why are you telling me this? are you perverted, comming on to me, or both? so i have to sya this, if you are so insecure or fucked up to buy this, that is nice, but could u do it with out telling thw whole world about it? i doubt the majority of the worl with TV, radios, or advertisements needs it. | ||||