Although this particular movie is the second worst star wars movie of all time so far, it is none the less an average movie. It begins with a space ship carrying now senator amidala to the senate place for deliberations on the creation of an army for the republic. But her ship gets blown up, but she had someone take her place and she was in a different ship. So then the Jedi counsel tells obi wan and Anakin to protect her. So there is a bounty hunter who has been hired to kill her, so he send another bounty hunter to kill her, but she fails, is chased, and then the bounty hunter who hired her, Janga, kills her and gets away. So then they send Padme, or amidala, or who ever the senator is with Anakin to Naboo, with Jar Jar taking her place, while obi wan tries to track down her attempted assassins assassin. So Anakin and senator fuck around on Naboo for a while while obi wan goes out and finds out that what killed the attempted assassin was mad eon a planet that clones armies for people, and that a army for the republic was already commissioned, that the were modeled after Janga, and that Janga is there with his son. So Janga and his son try to leave, and then Janga and obi wan get into a big fun fight, obi wan tells the counsel what has happened, then proceeds to follow Janga to a desert planet inhabited by giant bug aliens. So he over hears some things, and then gets caught, but not before relaying a message to Anakin to relay to the counsel. But Anakin is now on Tatoine where he tried to rescue his mother from sand monsters that kidnapped her. So Padme and Anakin go to the planet obi wan is on to try and rescue him, but after fighting and killing many of the bug things they are captured and then Padme and Anakin admit they love each other, then they are brought into a huge coliseum with obi wan there three giant animals are there to kill them, but Padme gets on top of a large pole thingy, Anakin rides one of them and kills the other, and then obi wan gets on the animal with Anakin and Padme and the other one cant keep up. Because they were meant to die droids roll out to kill them, but the Jedi counsel sent almost all of the Jedi�s to rescue them. But the trade federation droids are there also so there is a big battle, that then ends when all of the Jedi are stuck in the middle surrounded, and they are told to surrender or die. They choose to die, but then Yoda flies in on a ship with the clones from the planet that they were made for the republic, rescues everyone, and then flies out, but the droid army is attacking the clones, so a huge battle follows. Ok, now, they really show him like only one time before this, but the main evil guy in this besides Darth Sidius is Darth Tyrannus or count dooko who is the leader of a separatist movement to break the republic and the reason why the republic needed the army. So anyways, he is there, and they think if they kill/catch him they can end the war now, so obi wan and Anakin follow him, and then in his star port a battle ensues. So they walk around in a circle for a sec, then Anakin charges only to b electrified and thrown into the wall, and then obi wan attacks with his saber, only to be cut on his leg and arm a couple of minutes later bye dooko. So then Anakin gets up to fight, gets out his saber, and puts up good fight, but then dooko cuts his arm off, which I found hilarious and alleviating because for he entire movie he was a whinny cocky bitch, and then he gets his ass kicked twice and his arm cut off so then dooko is about to leave when Yoda comes out, and fights him, which is really cool because he flies and floats around really cool. But ultimately Yoda saves obi and Anakin then kill dooko. So dooko gets away, with plans for the death star, and gives the to Palpatine I mean Darth Sidius. So then that is about it, except that Padme and Anakin get married.
Well, this movie is ok, the casting was good, I don�t think they could have found a more stuck up and whiny bastard then Mr. Christianson. The audio is good, that is the only think that all of the movies share, wonderful audio, and the visual is good, except that Yoda used to be a puppet and now he is a digital bitch. I can understand for the fight scene, but for the rest a puppet would be cooler. The plot is good, another thing all the movies share, except the episode one. The acting is good, but I still don�t like Mr. Christianson, although he is a good whiney bastard. It is semi watch able, but is long, and then there are constant loves scenes that are although necessary don�t need to be so abundant.
Scale
Watch ability
8/10
Audio
9/10
Casting
9.5/10
Plot
10/10
Acting
7/10
Visual
10/10
Total
8/10 |
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