| Laura Croft Tomb Raider Well, when I think of big hype, bad movie I will always think of Laura croft tomb raider. It is basically this, there is Laura and her dad was a famous scientist investigation and researching ancient tombs and artifacts, which apparently made him really rich so, he has a huge house with a butler and a bitch daughter and some guy who they never said what he is. So there is an organization what is looking or a triangle thing that was broke into 2 big pieces and one small one and when all put together the person who controls it can control time and all that shit. So the go to Cambodia and find one, then they go to Iceland or Russia or something, find the other one, Laura has the third, they put them together, she gets it, kills the bad guy, saves her "lover" and then destroys it because it is to powerful for anyone to handle then gets away. Also in the movie are fights with giant stone creatures, dog sled race thing, a big gun battle, and Laura fighting a robot. Wow, this could not be worse. Holy shit, this sucked so much. For starts many of the characters suck so much, and then they get the worst possible choices of people to portray them. The only good casting point is Angelina jolie for Laura, other than that it sucks. That may be a good cast, but her acting, and everyone else�s really sucks, I mean there is not one snippet of good acting. The action, the fights, and especially the half ass try at emotion all sucked, a lot. The graphics were ok, some parts sucked and were fake but some parts were good. The audio wasn't good, but not awful but still not good. The only thing that might save it now was a good plot, but it sucks, I mean the plot is complete shit. I would not, repeat not recommend this movie, it is so bad they should end its copy and destroy all traces of it. I would rather shoot my foot than watch this. Scale Acting 3/10 Casting 2/10 Audio 4/10 Graphics 7/10 Plot .5/10 Watchability 1/10 Total 4.3/10 |
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