| If I could be a superhero I would be Awesome Man Flying around the world fighting crime According to my awesome plan And if I saw criminals trying to lie Hurting other people and making them cry I�d haul them off to jail in my awesome van Cause I would be Awesome Man If I could be a superhero I would be Drug-Free Boy Telling the world of the evils of drugs and all of the lives they�ve destroyed Well I�d take all the junky he�s getting so high With their needles and bongs and their sticks made of Thai As I burned them alive I would squeal with joy Cause I would be Drug-Free Boy If I could be a superhero I would be Immigration Dude I�d send all the foreigners back to their homes For eating up all of our food And taking our welfare and best jobs to boot Like landscaping dishwashing and picking our fruit I�d pass a lot of laws to get rid of their brood Cause I would be Immigration Dude If I could be a superhero would you be Justice Guy Making sure people get what they deserve Especially women who lie Like if a wife left her husband with two kids and no job To run off to f*ucking Hawaii with some doctor named Bob You could skin them and drain them of blood so they die� Especially Bob Then you would be Justice Guy Or you could be more subtle, I didn�t mean to be vague Give her the mad cow disease, let him die of the plague As long as they suffer for their terrible lies� Especially Bob Then you would be Justice Guy Yes then you would be A superhero like meeeee |
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