| Here we are Dear old friend You and I drunk again Laughs have been had and Tears have been shed Maybe the whiskey's gone to my head But if I were gay I would give you my heart And if I were gay you'd be my work of art And if I were gay we would swim in romance But I'm not gay So get your hand out of my pants It's not that I don't care I do I just don't see myself IN you Another time, another scene I'd be right behind you if you know what I mean And if I were gay I would give you my soul If I were gay I would give you my whole--being If I were gay We would tear down the walls But I'm not gay so won't you stop cupping my--HAND We've never hugged We've never kissed I've never been intimate with your fist You have opened brand new doors So get over here and drop your drawers |
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