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(Tina Fey) Well that's all the time we have for tonight. (Jimmy) No, there's more time. We have time. (Tina) What are you talking about? (Jimmy) Tina it's Christmas time! (Tina) Oh, oh, alright. Well, in the spirit of Christmas, here's our old friend, Jimmy Fallon. (Jimmy) Thanks for letting me do this, Tina. (Tina) Ok. (Jimmy) Uh, it's Christmas time, everybody! It's the best time of the year! It's also the time when you get really bad presents.
(To Creed's "Arm's Wide Open") Well I opened my gifts today To see which ones I can exchange So I call K-Mart and begin to say Tell the store I'm on my way Are you still open? It's just past midnight Wanted a TV dish, not a singing fish Please be open
(Talking) It's also the time...it's the time of year for celebration.
(To David Gray's "Babylon") Friday night the office threw a Christmas party, they invited me I started eating rum balls It was the only food I had that night to Eat...chugged egg nog Xeroxed my ass, peed on the couch Kissed the boss's wife, threw up on Myself, and got thrown out Party on Got my Christmas party on
(Talking) Finally, I've been a good boy this year, and hopefully, someone's coming to visit.
(To U2's "Beautiful Day") I put cookies out Hung stockings by the tree Left the front door open, 'Cause I don't have a chimney I can't get to sleep Drank hot milk Need something stronger To calm me down I can't wait much longer Christmas Day In my anticipation Christmas Day I hope I get Playstation Give me Pokemon and other things Flood me with compact discs and Diamond rings, Christmas Day Santa's on his way Christmas Day Here's what I say Christmas Day And I love Tina Fey Christmas Day Toys are on it's way |
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