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(Colin Quinn) This week the first advanced reviews of the new Star Wars came out...really excited about it, Jimmy Fallon! (Jimmy talking) In two weeks the new movie comes out, and I'm really excited to see it. The buildup is huge. There's people who've camped out for weeks just to get tickets.
(To Sugar Ray's "Every Morning") Every morning there's a line around my corner 'cuz I live next to the cineplex Scalpers wanted like $200 for a ticket Didn't have it so I wrote them a check I just can't believe George Lucas is a genius Star Wars is back again First I'm gonna see it And then I'm gonna see it again 'Cuz every morning Shut the door baby, the movie just Started every morning
(Talking) Sam Jackson's in it too. He's gonna...he's cool man. He's gonna play this guy called Mace Windu.
(To Eminem's "My Name Is") Hi kids! Do you like sci-fi action, with Sam Jackson? Gonna blow up like Titanic with Bill Paxton Cool brother with the bald head and Goatee, isn't he the first black guy to Be in Star Wars since Billy Dee? Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, who? My name is *chicky chicky* Mace Windu
(Talking) And uh...my all time favorite character is still in it, so I'm psyched to see him.
(To Ricky Martin's "Livin' La Vida Loca") He says the force is with you then he Leans on a small cane He'll make you lift things up without Hands, he'll make you use your brain And then you'll go insane Gives Jedi advice Livin' la vida Yoda He won't tell you twice Livin' la vida Yoda A swamp is where he lives He looks like Abe Vigoda Tells it like it is Livin' la vida Yoda Livin' la vida Yoda Livin' la vida Yoda |
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