(To Blink 182's "All the Small Things")
Spring break, that year
Went out and bought beer
Casheir grabbed me
Took my fake ID
Wait a second man
You don't understand
That picture is me
With a turban and a tan
My my my my my my my my my my my my name's Mohammad
(Colin Quinn) So where you gonna go on Spring Break, Jimmy?
(Jimmy) Theres only one place I can go, Colin.
(To Marc Anthony's "I Need To Know")
They say "Who Want's to Be a Millionaire"?
Give me a million and I wouldn't care
There's only one place I have to be
That's at the beach house on MTV
Cancun, Costa Rica baby I don't care
Use my dad' Visa if it gets me there
Tell me Carson Daly 'cuz I need to
Know how i'm gonna get onto the
Spring Break show
I need to know, Spring Break show
(Jimmy talking) I hope it works out, 'cuz that would be great.
(To Santana's "Smooth")
Well it's a hot one
Al Roker says it'll make 101
I got my boombox and my cooler
Filled with taquisa, out by the pool
But you all went to the ocean
Locked me out of the room
I need some suntain lotion on my
Body soon I look just like a lobster
Man my trip is ruined
Get me a plane ticket home
And let's forget about it
Yeah let's forget about it
(Talking) The one thing that you can say about Spring Break is "Thank God it only comes once a year".
(To Dave Matthews Band's "So Much To Say")
My head is hurting, I'm just waking up
And I am shaking, 'cuz I just threw up
Drank too much
Drank all 35 flavors of Jello shots
Smoked somebody's pot
Then I did a kegstand for a long long Time
Made out with a with a stranger for a Long long time
This is what the Spring Break is all About
Little baby!
