You wish you could change your name to Zazoo.
You search all the local hot tubs looking for Jimmy Fallon in his bathing suit.
Your room is plastered with pictures of JImmy.
Your new bible is Jimmy's book.
Your conversations are entirely made up of Jimmy Fallon quotes.
When your mad at your friends, you just say "MOOOVE!"
When somebody calls you retarded, you just say "You ah!"
You love Nomar Garciapara, and you call him Nomah.
You have every line of every skit that Jimmy has ever done memorized.
You wish you could go to Wakefield High.
You have Jimmy Fallon quotes written all over your stuff.
You're on a different Jimmy Fallon website every single day.
Whenever you hear a song Jimmy did a parody to, you don't sing the normal lyrics, you sing the parodie lyrics (Nickelback will never be the same again...)
You watch Saturday Night Live whenever it is on, even if it is a rerun.
You like to watch the Madonna Parody with Kirsten Dunst...often...pausing on the sand part...lol
You wish you were on the SNL cast, just so you could kiss Jimmy Fallon in a skit
You buy something just because it has Jimmy Fallon's name mentioned, or a very small picture.
You write Mrs. Jimmy Fallon all over your stuff.
You always have a parodie stuck in your head.
You start to learn the guitar
If SNL is on and you are at a friends house, you make them watch it.
You have your own Jimmy site.
You think Jimmy is the best name invented.
You compare all guys to Jimmy, and thus, none of them satisfy you
You start to freak out if Jimmy is on TV (which is every day cuz of SNL reruns)
The first thing you ask somebody is "So...you like Jimmy Fallon?"
You send threats to those who hate him
You are trying so hard to learn stuff about computers
You talk about Jimmy as if you know him in person.
You think about Jimmy every millisecond.
You wish you were Natalie Portman...just so you could be in that commercial with him.
Your new favorite board game is Jenga.
When you play Jenga, you are constantly shouting it out, just in case Jimmy Fallon will hear you and come rushing to your side.
You're making your own Jimmy Fallon parody.
You want to have your own webcast show.
You are applying to Hempshire College.
You are constantly asking for Saturday Night Live tickets from people.
You are asking everybody if they have connections to Lorne Michaels.
You entered a contest you were too young to enter just so you could get to the VMA's.
You ask all the mall's why they don't have a Jeffreys.
You ask your parents if Nick Burns works with them.
You watch 4 hours of horrible MTV to see a 1 minute commercial promo with Jimmy Fallon in it (so what if I do that....I have serious problems....eek OH WELL!)
(continuation from previous)You freak out when Jimmy is on TV and this involves you trying to do a cartwheel and practically breaking your wrist (yeah....woops....that was an accident when I did that...hehehehe)
