Andy (A)-Jaimie Foxx
A-Hey, weren't we supposed to have a company meeting about that brand new programming system?
1-Yeah. They're sending the computer guy, Nick Burns, to answer any questions.
2-I don't like that guy.
A-It must be about the upgrade to the server.
1-Hey, do you think they had to upgrade because of Y2K?
NB-Considering we work with Macintosh and they've always been Y2K compatable, I'd say, No! *jingle-Nick, the computer guy, he'll fix your computer, then he's gonna make fun of you, cause he's Nick Burns, your company's computer guy!*
NB-Over the holidays we upgraded to the latest version of Microsoft Outlook and changed the login ID.
A-So what's the new login ID?
NB-Bradrford Company slash your first name dot your last name.
2-Is there a space after Bradford?
NB-If you want it not to work, yeah! But if you want it to run smoothly, don't use the space.
1-Hey Nick...
NB-No, it's not case sensitive.
2-I'm still having a little problem
NB-Yeah, I'm having three little problems. What is it?
2-I just cant find my personal address book.
NB-Did you import it from the Outlook program?
2-I think I downloaded it.
NB-You downloaded it? (laughs) That's amazing, considering it's impossible! You have to import it.
2-Import, through my folder...?
NB-MOVE! Let me teach you a lesson here. First, you open up the file folder import in the download box, open Outlook 6.0 folder, find address file, and click "import". Was that so hard?
2-Yeah...actually it was.
NB-They teach this type of stuff on Blues Clues. Who's next?
1-Hey Nick. Happy New Year buddy.
NB-Yeah right. Maybe for you. I'm still teaching computers to dimwits.
1-I have two questions.
NB-Let me guess. What color are your shoes, and when's lunch?
1-Come on man. Look, I need to know if the new login changes my e-mail address.
NB-Of course it doesn't. What else?
1-I can't find my calender.
NB-Well genius, your hard drive doesn't have an infinite amount of space. I had to delete that stuff to install the upgrade.
1-Is it in my view folder?
NB-(laughs) Theres' no such thing as a view folder! L-O-L semicolon parenthesis! (sees nobody else is laughing) MOVE! (types) There you go, was that so hard? (walks over to Andy) What's your problem?
A-I just needed the login ID.
NB-Like I said, it's Bradford Company...
A-I know, Bradford Company slash first name dot last name.
NB-Well you know everything. What else, what else is your problem. I don't wanna come back down here, I'm busy.
A-I figured it out already.
NB-Oh really? DId you recover your bookmarks?
A-I imported them with my address book.
NB-What about your plug-ins?
A-Already installed them.
NB-I hope you didn't clog up your memory doing it.
A-Oh don't worry about it, I didn't.
2-Hey Nick, I can't print. What happened to my print thing?
NB-Oh here we go. Geez Louise...
A-Just hit Apple P, and it will print.
2-(hits keys, it prints) Oh wow. Thanks Andy. (Andy does point thing)
NB-Yeah, you could do it that way, or you could go to the print icon that's on the left side of the screen, so...
2-No this is faster. Thanks Andy! (Andy does point thing again)
NB-Yeah, okay, I'm gonna go. Oh, one last question, ANDY! (western show down music) Did you configure a RAM partition for the new version of Outlook?
A-I didn't think it was necessary.
NB-Well if you want to use your plug-in aps it is. Do you know how to do it?
A-Yeah, I click on the application to highlight.
NB-Then what?
A-Then I go to new file menu.
NB-Lucky guess. Then what?
A-Then I...I...I, well, I...well, I think I...I
NB-You don't know, do you? You need old Nick's help, don't you?
A-I, I, I can figure it out. It's just that...I...I
NB-Yeah, well? Well?
A-I think I need to..uh...
NB-MOVE! (types) There you go. It's not se easy, is it partner. (imitates Andy's point, ends up being a hip swing thing) I'm gonna go down to the third floor, I gotta teach those buffoons the new program. I'm outta here. Oh, and by the way, your WELCOME! *jingle-Nick Burns, your companys computer guy*
