(Jimmy strums to the tune of Madonna's "Dont Tell Me")
(Jimmy) Can't believe I'm up here
I was watching at home last year
Up here alone I'd be toast
I got a co-host
Mmmhmm
(Kirsten) Everyone here's a star
Even those guys from "Dude Where's My Car"
Hope we don't blow our lines
'Cause this show will rerun a thousand times
(Jimmy) We got no standards at all
(Kirsten) One of our winners could be a volleyball
(Both) Hey nominees here's a hint: if you show up you'll probably win.
(The dancing bit with the apes)
(The sand part...both singing)
I know Pearl Harbor's true,
But it's longer than World War Two
(Jimmy tries to do something like Madonna, so he decides to put the sand down his pants, while singing the next part)
Frankly, I just can't wait
For the Planet of the Apes
(Kirsten talking)
Jimmy! Woah...I think they want us to start the show.
(Jimmy talking) Oh.
(Both singing)
Don't you ever tell me my dancing apes are the best way to start the show
Ladies and gentlemen it's officialy time to begin
(Kirsten) Don't you ever
(Both talking) Welcome to the 2001 MTV Movie Awards!
