(Colin) Halloween caroling?
(Jimmy) Yeah, yeah. It's where I write Halloween versions of my favorite songs, and I go up to peoples doorbells, ring 'em, and then do a little bit of this.
(To Counting Crows "Long December")
And it's seven more days left in October
And it's one more day 'till Halloween
But it's been so long since I trick or treated
I think I should
Nah nah nah nah, yeah
(Colin) So what do they do?
(Jimmy) They give me candy. I just ring the doorbell and go...
(To Matchbox 20's "3 AM")
She said it's cold outside, I said it's October, and when we got the party
We see someone is dressed like Jenny McCarthy and she says baby
I thought that I'd be the one and only
And she says baby
Let's have a drink and then leave
I mean oh I'm pissed
Can't believe someone else wore the same costume
(Talking) See everyone? It's easy. Even girls can do it. Here's Alanis Morisette.
(To Alanis Morisette's "Thank You")
How 'bout mini candy bars aren't they moronic
How 'bout people that give you bags of pennies
Thank you Mike 'n Ike
Thank you Candy Corn
Thank you thank you Smarties
(Talking) Just think someone might ring your doorbell and go...
(To Marcy Playgrounds "Sex and Candy")
I have eggs and candy here
Shaving cream is in my hair
Shine my flashlight at people that Stare in my direction
Mama this is Happy Halloween to you
Yeah Mama this is Happy Halloween
