QUOTES! QUOTES! QUOTES! From your favorite bands to anyone else!
If you wish to submit quotes to be put on this page simply go to the Quotes thread in the general message board and put it there, then...it will show up here....it's rather simple actually....
GOOD CHARLOTTE: Benji: This is the makeout song. Although you should ask the person first, because I've had some troubles with that before. Person: Do you know that you're in the best band in the world?
Paul nods: I know.
Benji: It's a weird story actually. We were all going to your mom's house. We all got there at the same time and met on the porch. (on how the band met)
Billy: Oh, this is gonna be good...
Joel: What if we told about each other? Billy and Paul: Yeah! Yeah! Joel: Ummm,who wants to do Billy? Billy: Who wants to DO me? I'd rather skip that one! Joel: Ummm, I can tell you that Billy loves The Nightmere Before Christmas and he loves peanut butter, anything peanut butter. Billy: Thats a true statement... Joel: Was that interesting? Juicey! Juicey! Benji: Joel didn't kiss a girl till he was...... 16? Joel: *nods* I didn't make out with one till I was 18.... Benji: Nah... It wasn't that long was it? Joel: Yeah... 17, 18.... Benji: Ok, so.... Joel: Not that there's anything wrong with that kids. Don't feel the pressure to like.... It's cool or anything..... Paul: I got you *points to Benji* Benji gets the most use out of the back lounge on the tour bus. [Benji laughs and tries to make a 'Paul's a liar' face, but doesn't succeed] Joel: *scrunches nose* OH hoooooooohh... Benji: *shakes head* That's just not... Billy: I got Paul. On that back use in the tour bus, it's actually them share it together. Joel: Paul.. Billy: Paul and Benji together Benji: That just sounds weird.... that just sounds weird.... Joel: I read Harry Potter... Billy: The secret about Paul, listen, the thing about Paul is, you don't know is Paul is a natural born thug. He's just husslin' and strugglin', thats the life story of Paul. Joel:Yea, yea. (on each other's secrets) SIMPLE PLAN:
Pierre (to the crowd): ARE YOU IN SHAPE!??
Crowd:YEAHHHH!!! David:In shape of what? Pierre:HOHOHOHO! Pierre: If you're a popular person in school and you see someone being bullied,you should use the power you have and talk to the bully and let them know it's not cool.
David: Double banana, It means it has two bananas in it!
Sebastian: We're waiting for cars. They were supposed to be here 15 minutes ago...a half an hour ago.
Chuck: I..I..I can't get up. I have a boner.
MEST:
Matt Lovato: I don't even look like I belong in the band.. I look like I came out of the woods with an axe.. choppin' wood all morning.
Matt to Tony about Jeremiah: Stop touching my boyfriend.
Tony: It's just me being friendly.. Matt: No its you being a whore! Jeremiah watching Tony puke outside: Ew what did he eat cause I don't want any of it..whatever it was. Nick trying to pull the RV out of a little alley: Is there any cars? Thank you ladies..see seattle people ARE nice *talking to Tony or Matt.* LINKIN PARK: Rob: Down here is where we keep the bay key, and this is how we get into the lower part of the bus where our luggage is and once and a while the bay key disapears like this, it looks like this *removes it* and you come down to get your luggage and there's no bay key. And when THAT happens you usually have to go to Mike Shinoda and ask him for the key because its usually in HIS pants or in his pocket or something like that. Phoenix: Are you tight on me? Are you zoomed?...Fuzzy. I'm watching it in the screen. *Camera shifts down to his crotch* I'M UP HERE! HELLO? UP HERE!
Chester: I love to hear the crowd sing along. It gives me the biggest hardon. Of course, that means I have an erection for a whole hour every night. [to Phoenix] I hit your bass with my dick last night. I still got the bruise. Brad: We'll be selling Linkin Park kittens next month, though. They have blue hair and wear lots of jewelry. Mike: One time, chester jumped on a porta-toilet during a show and fell through the roof he did the whole show dangling over the toilet. Joe: Mike is so cute. I want to have his kids. RANDOM: Some quotes from SWPs friends....including natureswonderchick! Muahaha. DaolinStripperBoi: And then the snail bit me! It bit me! FUCK YOU SNAIL! FUCK YOU! I HATE YOU! HOLY MOTHER OF WHATEVER I'M INSANE!
Tanya: Screw adopting children, I will adopt a midget; marry Bryan McCabe now all I need is a big gay son natureswonderchick: I�ll be your big gay son� Tanya: Great! natureswonderchick: I love you mom.
Morgan: And then I fucked him so hard the bed broke�but we weren�t on the bed so it must have been the floor which explains why we were in the basement, but it didn�t look like my house and then their was an eighty year old and a chimp�.I�ll shut up now�
Amy (SilverWingedPadfoots sister): Hey you! The one with the pants! Get back here so I can mess ya up.
natureswonderchick: And I tied something to a tree�..OH MY GOD IT�S MY CAT! SilverwingedPadfoot: You tied your cat to a tree?! natureswonderchick: No! I saw my cat after I tied the thing to a tree!
|
||||