Adela: Are you sure you know the way to the beach?
Wufei: Look Women, I been to the beach more than you ever been okay. I think I know the way there.
Adela: Yeah Sure....
Jackie: How long will the beach be?
Wufei: Would you two shut-up!!!!
(Adela hit Wufei across the head) (Wufei be pissed)
Tisha: *chuckles*
Heero: *yawns* And what's so funny?
Tisha: *death glare* your face...
Heero: HEY!!! THAT'S MY DEATH GLARE!!!!!
Tisha: so....
Heero: *growls* *death glare*
Tisha: *death glare back*
Jackie: Now there they go...
Quatre: Hmm ....
Duo: *yawns* Now how did I get to the ground?
Adela: Maybe flew off
Ligergirl: Or got pushed
Jackie: Duo you fell off
Tisha: Yeah right. More like kicked to the damn floor
Heero: Shh...
Tisha: DON'T YOU SHH ME YOU...
(Trowa covers Tisha mouth) (Damn you Trowa >O )
Duo: Whoa....my head hurts. Hows it going Q-man? (Hates that word!!!)
Quatre: I'm reading a very interesting book
Duo: Really? What's it about?
Quatre: It's about some white whale. Very interesting though. I'm trying to finish this book up so I can read my brand new book called �The Wayfarer Redemption� By Sara Douglass
Tisha: WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT BOOK?
Quatre: At Target
Tisha: That the book that I've been looking for, for years
Quatre: What are you talking about?
Tisha: Can I borrow that book?
Quatre: Why?
Tisha: For my collection
Quatre: THERE'S MORE???
Tisha: Well duh? There's over 66 chapter's in each book and there's three books. That's one, enchanter, and Star man.
Quatre: (/X/_x\) *dies*
Tisha: please 9_9
Quatre: *blush* okay then
Tisha: OH THANK-YOU QUATRE THANK-YOU!!!! *smooches* *hugs*
Ligergirl: *growls* *snatch Quatre away*
Trowa: ///_9 don't I get smooches and hugs too???
Adela: Awww....how cute
Jackie: Yeah Tisha, that was pretty mean...
Tisha: but... but.... but.... but.... but....
Trowa: ///_9
Tisha: *sigh* *smooches and hugs Trowa*
Trowa: ///_^
Adela: They be a good couple. Yeah I can see 10 years later from now...
Tisha: *whispers* while Adela is pregnant with Wufei baby
(Adela throws bag at Tisha) (Adela missed ^_^)
Ligergirl: Maybe we should pull over
Wufei: FOR THE LAST DAMN TIME I KNOW WHERE THE BEACH IS DAMNIT!!!
Ligergirl: With your sense of direction we might as well get lost in THE DAMN DESERT!!!
(Wufei pulled over at a am/pm and walked into the store)
Jackie: Now you did it
Ligergirl: so....who cares...
(Tisha got a little worried so she pretend that she had to go to the lavatory) (^_^ the proper way to say it thank-you very much)
Tisha: Excuse me I have to go freshen up a bit
Duo: Why? You stink?
(Tisha whacks Duo with the seat beat)
Duo: WHAT DID I SAY?
(Tisha ignores and walk away) (Everyone was talking in the car while Tisha spied on Wufei (cuz I'm a good spy ^_^) He was picking out what stress pills he could use for the trip. So Tisha decide to pick out some candy. Until the most BEAUTIFUL GUY WALKED BY HER. She was shocked and started drooling over him. He was 5'7, black hair, tan skin, and a great smile (^^ this is so great)
Wufei: So I see you followed me
Tisha: *gasped* no.....just here to get some candy
Wufei: But weren't you complaining how it's so bad for your teeth an hour ago?
Tisha: Heh......me?.....no that was Adela
Wufei: Really?? *eyes Tisha*
Tisha: Uhh ....yeah...*takes the candy and runs* *bumps into that beautiful guy* umm ....sorry..
Guy: No problem.....Are you from around here?
Tisha: *blushes* no I'm lost
Guy: Ohh .... where ya heading?
Tisha: To the beach
Guy: Well I know where that is
Tisha: *gaze* Really???
Guy: Sure ....Do you need a ride?
Tisha: *drools* ohh yeah....
Guy: Alright then. Sorry ...How stupid of me...
Tisha: *drools even more* Don't worry I'm the stupid one here
Guy: My name is ....
Tisha: *drooling* you have pretty eyes.....
Guy: Thank-you. You not that bad yourself...
Tisha: *drooling* really?
Guy: Yeah ....your kindof cute...
Tisha: *drooling* your cute too
Guy: You never did tell me your name? *Leans in closer*
Tisha: *drooling* I'm .....I'm ......I'm ....I'm .....I''m. Marry me....
Guy: Well Maryme ....I....
(Wufei drags Tisha to the van)
Tisha: WAIT!!!! WILL YOU BE AT THE BEACH????
Guy: SURE!!! I'LL SEE YA THERE!!!!
Tisha: SURE!!!! *whispers* He loves me....
Wufei: Women are such idiots...
Tisha: *daydreams* and I'm his idiot .....*sighs*
Wufei: *rolls eyes*
(Wufei throws Tisha into the car) (she is @_@) (He starts the car and takes off)
Jackie: What took so long?
Duo: Yeah!!! And what happened to my pork rhymes?
Heero: Damnit Duo shut-up!!!
Duo: What? I'm hungry here!!!!
Adela: And what happened to Tishy?
Wufei: She was getting a coke out of the ice barrel then knocked it over. Then she rammed her head on one of those medal shelves and knocked out cold.
Adela: That's the last time you go into the store with her
Wufei: WHAT AM I A WATCH DOG NOW???
Adela: NO BUT YOU SURE CAN ACT LIKE IT!!!!
Wufei: *grumbles* *take pill*
Quatre: Are you okay Tisha?
Tisha: X_x
Trowa: *hugs Tisha tills she wakes up* *kisses her on the head*
(They finally get there after another hour. The guys ran off to put there swimming trunks on except Duo, he was wearing a yeah.....*rolls eyes* There was a hard time getting the girls into there bathing suits. Adela keep trying to put a T-shirt on. Wufei didn't care. And Jackie was whiny as hell, Ligergirl kept biting ppls and Mamie didn't know what color she should wear. Tisha on the other hand didn't have a problem with her bathing suit but she didn't get into the water. Nor into the sun. She under the umbrella build a sand castle while while watching the food. Mamie was flirting with some guy, Jackie & Ligergirl had a water fight and Adela joined in. The guys went surfing and Duo was checking out chicks until Jackie caught him and dragged him away)
Tisha: *humming*
Adela: Ye be not in the water right now?
Tisha: Yeah.... OH MY GOSH IS THAT TYLER ????!!!!
Adela: REALLY? LET ME GO KICK HIM!!!! *runs after him*
Tisha: *snickers*
Guy: Hey.. you
Tisha: *drools* hey yourself...
(Wufei came out of the water and dragged Tisha in it)
Tisha: THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?
Wufei: For keeping you in check
Tisha: *growls*
Wufei: ((^_^))~ now go out there and play *throws Tisha to Trowa*
Trowa: ///_^ wanna play beach ball?
Tisha: Sure....*blushes*
(After Adela kicked the living shit out of Tyler (long story 6_9) She tripped over a magic sea shell. It said rub me. So she did. But instead of getting a genie she got something else. A guy poof out with golden shoes, brown curly hair, brown eyes, Hispanic of course, had a tattoo of an joker on his left arm, red on one side of his pants and blue on the other, same on his vest but with some gold on it, no shirt, and a golden locket around his neck. Did I tell you he had a funny red/blue hat on? ^_^)
Boy: Thank-you for releasing me..
Adela: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
Boy: I am Pura, the tiger keeper. You have release me from my cell. There for I should...
Adela: Yeah yeah yeah.... I know. First I want a million dollars then my second wish I want to take over the world.. and for my last wish
Pura: HAHAHA HAHAHAHA......I laugh before thee....
Adela: WHAT???
Pura: I have nothing to grant thou. But since you did release me I have only one wish to grant you
Adela: Fine... I want a to take over the world
Pura: I will be with you forever. For you are my wife as till this moment.
Adela: WHAT?
Pura: I will be there to protect you with all my might
Adela: THAT'S WHAT'S WUFEI IS FOR!!!! YOU KNOW THE STUPID SHEILS !!!!!
Pura: And its about time I get married. All these years of nothing. Hell, it's hard being a 23 year old man with no women there to support me and rub my feet after a hard days work (snickers ^^)
Adela: RUB YOUR OWN DAMN FEET!!!! AND WHAT THE HELL YOU NEED ME FOR? I'M TOO YOUNG FOR THIS!!!! I'M ONLY 16!!!!!!
Pura: Yes but you are young a beautiful. It's union rules plus all the older women are taking.
Adela: WELL YOUR NOT TAKING ME!!!!
Pura: I wouldn't do such a thing. I'll just be by your side for the rest of your life.
Adela: ...........................TISHA !!!!!!!! *runs to Tisha*
Pura: Wait my love!!!! For we are one together like fate!!!! Fate was calling us !!!!! We belong with each other !!!!!! *runs after Adela*
(While this was happening, Jackie and Duo was eaten the munchies. Then they took a very long walk on the beach far away from other ppls. ^^.)
Trowa: Alright now, this is gonna be big
Tisha: WOULD YOU JUST HIT THE DAMN BALL ALREADY!!!!!
Trowa: Alright here it comes...... *lands in Tisha's face*
Tisha: *cries*
Trowa: *runs over there* Are you okay???
Tisha: Me face ....ME FACE!!!!!!
Trowa: *hugs* I'm so sorry....
Adela: Tisha you got to help me
Tisha: what?
Adela: There this guy right, and I was minding my own business right and he's all talking about marriage, so I told him to fuck off then he was all like no and I just left and now he won't stop FOLLOWING ME!!!!!!!!
Tisha: Adela are you messy with the happy ppls again ....
Adela: no ....
Trowa: I don't see him anywhere .....
Adela: *turns around* good ...
Trowa: Wait I think I see something behind that rock ...
Adela: *cries* SHOOT IT .....SHOOT IT .....!!!!
Trowa: My bad .... it's just the wind ....
Adela: *kicks Trowa*
Trowa: HEY!!!
Tisha: Umm ... I'm gonna go use the girls room ..... *runs off*
Adela: *grabs Tisha* ohh no you don't ...
Tisha: *cries* what ....
Adela: protect me ....
Tisha: fine ...
(Tisha took Adela to the restroom while Trowa waited in front of the door) (damn Trowa *kicks him*)
Tisha: *sneaks out the window* he he he ...
(Tisha makes her great get away while Trowa is stuck with Adela playing Beach ball) (Don't worry views Trowa still misses Tishy)
Tisha: Now where is he ....
Heero: *grabs Tisha* Right over here ......* sits her down at the juice bar* Now you sit here and let me get Trowa ....
Tisha: Please Heero .....please ......let me wonder alone
Heero: no .... *ties Tisha to the bar* now don't you move .... *pulls out gun* or else ....
Tisha: Ohh yes.... while you have my soul and dignity YOU FORGOT MY HEART!!! *posses*
Heero: *rolls eyes* *leaves*
(back with Duo and Jackie. Jackie was irritated by Duo, she made him do the most stupid quest there is)
Jackie: Duo can you do me a favor...
Duo: Yes...
Jackie: I want you to find a sliver fish for me then teach teach it how to fly so it can bring me ice-cream
Duo: Why don't you want me to get ice-cream for yourself
Jackie: Cuz the fish is better
Duo: But...
Jackie: GO DAMNIT!!!!!
Duo: Okay then...*walk off then blushes* *whispers* she likes me....
Jackie: Now where's that sexy guy go again? Oh yeah, that way ^_^.
(During the past few hours it was getting dark and the big dance was coming up. Tisha been searching all day and she finally ran into that guy sitting at the bar)
Tisha: Why hello there strange...
Guy: Ahh ....so I guess you found me ...... again ...
Tisha: *cries* You mean you wasn't looking for me?
Guy: *takes a sip of his wine* Naa ....I been looking but I couldn't find you anywhere?
Tisha: Is that wine?
Guy: Yeah ..... you want some?
Tisha: Sure. ..
Guy: Umm .... okay then ... waiter....
Waiter: Yes Sir. What may I do for you?
Guy: What kind do you want?
Tisha: Anything your having?
Guy: Yeah .... Can I have a NAFTA on the rock, shaken not stir ....
Tisha: Umm .... *blushes* can I just have the bottle? Please?
Guy: Hmmm ... I like a women who likes it hard *bangs fist on the bar* give her what she wants!!!!
Waiter: *gives her the bottle* *Tisha chugs half of the bottle down*
Guy: WOW!!!! you can drink ...
Tisha: *burps* thank-you
Guy: Wanna dance?
Tisha: Sure ....
(Tisha and her dream guy was on the dance floor getting her boogie on. Adela just stepped in and decide to get her boogie on too with some fat guy. Jackie and her dream date was on the floor with Mamie and her guy. The only person who wasn't dancing was Ligergirl cuz she didn't want to look like a retard so she hung out with Quatre the whole day. Trowa and the rest of the guys walked in was shocked. Then Trowa anger broke out)
Trowa: WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT GUY DOING TO MY WOMEN!!!!
Duo: *cries* I can't believe Jackie did this to me. And I worked so damn hard trying to make that damn fish fly.
Heero: I'm gonna have a little talk that guy *pulls out gun*
Wufei: ((^_^))~ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Look at Adela trying to bust a move with that fat guy!!!!! SHE LUCKY IF HE DOESN'T SIT ON HER!!!! LOL!!!!
(Trowa started marching up to Tisha until she spotted him. She grabbed her dream guy and took a run for it in the back. The crowed was crowing even more and Trowa couldn't catch up. They ran out in front of the beach and had there moment)
Tisha: I wished this day never end ...
Guy: Yeah ... I know ...
Tisha: What is your name?
Guy: Josh
Tisha: *gasp* Josh what?
Josh: Scallion ....
Tisha: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *faints*
Josh: Tisha .... what's wrong?
Tisha: It you ....!!!!!!
Josh: huh?
Tisha: *ties Josh and drags him back into the hut*
(back at the hut)
Adela: HEY TISHA!!! *hits ppls* MOVE OUT OF MY WAY DAMNIT!!! SO HOW ARE YOU....
Tisha: Not now I have business to attend ...
Josh: *begs* PLEASE, LET TRY TO EXPLAIN MYSELF
Tisha: OHH...SO YOU WANNA TALK? *Unties him* LET'S TALK
Josh: I know back then you really liked me but I want to come clean now.
Tisha: CLEAN!!!! I'LL GIVE YOU CLEAN!!!! *puts up fist* *Trowa walks in*
Trowa: DON'T WORRY TISHA, I'LL SAVE YOU!!!!
Tisha: What the hell?
Trowa: *pick up guy and throws him into the ocean*
Tisha: My hero ... *runs to Trowa*
Trowa: Are you okay? Did that guy hurt you?
Adela: *rolls eyes* Oh my gosh ...
Heero: *shots the ceiling* ALRIGHT NOW GET YOUR HANDS OFF MAMIE NOW ...
Guy: Who the hell is that?
Mamie: Umm .. .that's my boyfriend ...
Heero: I said GET YOUR HANDS OFF HER NOW DAMNIT!!!
(People screaming left to right)
Duo: *pulls out gun* Yeah!!! YOU DROP MY JACKIEKINS NOW!!!
Adela: *laughs* Jackiekins
Ligergirl: Well I guess the party's over ...
(An half an hour later Quatre and Ligergirl rounded up everybody into the car. Heero and Mamie was at it again about her flirting problem, Duo kept sobbing how Jackie betrayed her, Trowa wouldn't let go of Tisha for nothing and Wufei was still laughing his ass off still thinking how Adela was dancing with that fat guy. Wufei started the car and started to drive home.)
Wufei: I don't know about you people but this was the best day of my life.
Adela: Oh shut the hell up Wufei!!!!
Wufei: *still snickering*
Adela: *kicks him*
Heero: I don't think it's the best time to talk about this
Mamie: I said I was sorry ...
Heero: THAT WHAT YOU SAID THE LAST TIME.... *turns back on her*
Mamie: *put her hands around Heero chest and kisses the back of his neck*
Heero: *blushes* don't even bother.... it's not gonna work this time ...
Mamie: Ohh really..... *kisses up his neck and nibbles on his ear*
Quatre: HEY NOW!!! I'M NOT HAVING THAT THIS TIME!!!!
Heero: *laughs* Alright Quatre ..... will wait till we get home ...
(Again Wufei had to go to the store �Frys� But this time he left Tisha in the car. There she saw the most sexiest guy in the world.)
Tisha: *escape from the car*
Heero: Damnit Duo didn't I tell you to no let go ...
Duo: Sorry okay ...
(outside)
Tisha: Hey sexy hows it going?
Guy: Sexy huh? Is that how you talk to guys?
Tisha: Yeah ... the cute ones...
Guy: *laughs*
Tisha: so ...* reads tag* Your names Todd now huh?
Todd: Yeah ... I hat that name ...
Tisha: And your single? College? 18?
Todd: Yeah ...how did you know?
Tisha: Wanna date?
Todd: Well...
Tisha: I'll do anything you want ?
Todd: Ohh ... really ...
Wufei: Alright ... time to go drags *Tisha again*
Tisha: *yells* PLEASE SAY YOU'LL MARRY ME !!!!!!
Todd: I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU!!!!
Tisha: I DON'T CARE!!!!
Todd: BUT I ALREADY HAVE A GIRLFRINED!!!!
Tisha: I CAN BE A SPEAR!!!
(Wufei throws Tisha into the van*
Tisha: BUT WAIT!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!
Adela: quick, get her away from the window ......
Tisha: NNNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!
(back at Frys, and red headed girl comes out)
Girl: What ya looking at?
Todd: Ohh .... some girl wants to marry me ....
Girl: But your my boyfriend
Todd: I know *kisses her*
THE END