BRETT LEE
YOU ARE IN LOVE
1) You dont miss even a single match of BRETT LEE.
2) You scream and jump up & down when you hear his name or see his pictures
3)you go to search engines and collect information about BRETT LEE.
4)You visit websites about BRETT LEE.
5)You make a website in dedication to him.
6)You tell all your friends that he is your boyfriend and address yourself as Mrs.Lee.
7)You write your name followed by his name.
eg : [your first name] Brett Lee.
8)You fly interstate just to see him play.
9)If you belong to another nationality (other than Australia) you wait for his tour to your country.
10)You are ready to buy the passes for the cricket match at any cost as long as he is playing.
11)you watch and read cricket news everyday because you dont want to miss anything about Brett lee
12)When Brett is pictured with any girl, you cut her out of the picture and put a giant red X on her face.
13)You hope that he should remain single untill he meets you.
14)Your dream place is Australia and you tell everyone that one day you will be settled there.
15)You sit day and night and watch cricket even when your parents are yelling at you.
16) You forget the rest of the world when you think, talk or see Brett lee.
17)You are married to Brett in your dreams.
18)You dream of him day and night.
19)You will never forget Brett's birthday.
20)On his birthday you give everyone a treat saying that its your boy friend's birthday. You and your friends have a birthday bash just for him. You cut cake and sing birthday sings for him.
21)Tears fill your eyes when you come to know that he is not well or when he i injured.
22)Everyday you pray for his long life.
23)You cancel all the important appointments just to watch him play.
24) You spend so much time talking about Brett that your friends and family know almost as much as you do about him.
25)You hold a sign saying that "I love lee".
26)When you see other girls going crazy for lee you feel jealous and want to prove that you are the only one.
27)Your parents keep on warning you that you have already crossed the limits.
28)You watch a certain channel the whole day because you dont want to miss any of his commercials.
29)You try to imitate him.
29)You carry pics of Brett in your wallet because he's like family.
30)You refer to Australian cricket team as your close friends.
31)You come online just to read stuffs about cricket.
32)You've posted more than 100 messages at a Brett Lee forum.
33)Your computer is full of cricket pics that you've downloaded.
34)You have a cricket-related computer desktop wallpaper.
35)You've forgotten the color of your bedroom walls cos they're covered in posters of Brett Lee.
36)You like to keep friendship with all those interested in sports.
37)You're always talking about Brett......and when you try not to, you don't have anything to say.
38)Your pet or a toy is named after him.
39)Your e-mail id or password has got to something with Brett Lee.
40)You wrote a letter (romantic) or probably letters to him.
41)You tell yourself, "if Brett Lee knew me then he wouldnt date anyone else."
42)Your parents and friends have banned you from talking about Brett Lee.
43)Your friends or relatives make fun of him because they know that this will piss you off.
44)You read this and say "yeah! it sounds like me."
45)You dream of him day & night.
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