I really wanted to go out with your sister.
If I pay you, will you have sex with me?
As long as I take my medication I'll be fine
I hope penis size doesnt matter, cause mine is tiny
So, like, can you squirt milk out of those?
You remind me of my mother, especially your breasts.
If the cops ask, I was with you yesterday.
I hear that your so tight, your loving squeeks.
I've never been on a date with a REAL girl before.