Enter Me Sandman
Everyone knows the song 'Enter Sandman', It's the one that made Metallica famous, well up here anyway. But have you ever actually listened to the lyrics? I have, and I have found a hidden meaning, so to speak. Here is my version of what I think James Hetfield, and his band of LOOOOOOOOOSSSSSERS! were really trying to say!
Say your prayers little one
Dont forget my son
To lubricate your bum!
I'll tuck it in
Slide it in
Keep it deep for him
Til the sandman he cums!
Hold your brown eye open
Gripping your pillow tight!
Exit light
Enter night
Take my manhood
Up your never ever land! haha!
Your mother says it's wrong
Hetfeild likes em tight
So he'll take your
Your virgin ass tonight!
Someplace warm
Someplace dry
Sometimes you forget to wipe
Your ass for the night
Exit light
Enter night
Take my manhood
Up your never ever land!
Now I lay me down to sleep
Pray for Hetfield my ass to take
If I cum before I wake
Pray for Hetfield my jizz to lick
Hush little baby dont say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
It's just Metallica under your bed
In your closet wearing your mothers dress!
Exit light
Enter night
Take my manhood
Up your never ever land
Sick bastards aint they? hehe. Now you know the truth behind the lyrics
