Yo momma so fat when she sits around, she sits around.
Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light god told yo mamma to move her fat ass.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcom X T-Shirt hellicopters try landing on her.
Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma so fat were in her right now.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her.
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Portugal claimed her for the new world
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo momma so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo momma so fat when she back up she beeps.
Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo momma so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.
Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!
Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get to her good side!
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a cup to the movie juice.
Yo momma so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo momma so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo momma so stupid She went to disneyworld and saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so she went home.
Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said "guess" so she said levi's
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mamma so stupid she ran into a parked car.
Yo mamma so stupid she sold her car to buy brand new tires.
Yo momma is so stupid she thinks she is smart.
Your momma so fat and stupid her waist is bigger than her I.Q.
Yo momma so ugly her parents had to tie a porkchop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mamma so ugly she could make an onion cry.
Yo momma is so ugly that when she looks in to the mirror she says what an ugly person.
Yo mamma so ugly when she was born the doctor just slapped her parents.
Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo momma so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
Yo momma so old her social security number is 1!
Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch.
Yo momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo momma so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks!
Yo momma so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!!!
Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo momma so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money
Yo momma so poor you go out for sunday pushes of the skateboard
Yo momma's underwear is so full of holes that when she farts they whistle.
Yo mamma has so much dandruff, the lice have to wear snow boots.
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was when she was looking down at the scale.
Yo momma is so stupid that she looked in a box of Cherios and said, "look, doughnut seeds."
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks at a map, she can see people waving at her.
Yo mamma is so stupid she thought menopause was a button on the VCR.
Yo momma pits are so hairy it looks like she has Don King in an head lock
Yo Mama so fat, before God said let there be light, he said get your fat ass out of the way!
Yo mama is so fat, she tripped in Queens and landed in the Bronx.
Yo Mama so fat she has her own gravitational pull.
Yo Mama so fat, scientists saw her through a telescope and declared her a new universe.
Yo mama is so fat when she went to school she sat next to ever body
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo mama so fat she was in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "OK!"
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama so fat when she bungie jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "One at a time, please!"
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "to be continued..."
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama is so fat, she don't sit in the house, she sits around the house.
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train to get on her good side!
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat that her senior picture had to be an arial view!
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo mama so fat when she back up she beeps.
Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo mama so fat she fell over and rocked herself asleep trying to get up.
Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her.
Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo mama so fat that she can't tie her own shoes.
Yo mama so fat she sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a Malcolm X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in ET, but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Yo mama so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship.
Yo mama so fat to her "light food" means under 4 Tons.
Yo mama so fat The Himalayas are practice runs to prepare for her.
Yo mama so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!!!
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get off!!!
Yo mama so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!!!
Yo mama so fat she was zoned for commercial development.
Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
Yo mama so fat I can take her to the beach and sell her for shade.
Yo momma is so stupid, I tell her to buy me a color t.v., and she asks,What color?"
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo momma so stupid it took her half an hour to make minute rice
Yo momma so stupid she threw a brick at the floor and missed
Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 6 train, she took the 3 twice.
Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo momma so stupid she couldn't read an audio book
Yo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24hr virus
Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg
Yo momma so stupid She has to ask for help to use hamburger helper
Yo momma so stupid She went to disneyworld and saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so she went home.
Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said "guess" so she said levi's
Yo momma so stupid she called information to get the number for 411 ...
Yo Mama's so ugly when she walks by the bathroom the toilet flushes
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo momma so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . . for a quote!
Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo momma so ugly Ted Danson wouldn't date her!
Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow
Yo momma so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with a job Aplication
Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo momma so old her social security number is 1!
Yo momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Your mama is so old, she dreams re-runs.
Yo momma breath so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo momma lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
Yo momma teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo momma hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
Yo momma so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Yo momma so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
Yo momma twice the man you are.
Yo momma cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
Yo momma is missing a finger and can't count past 9.
Yo momma arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Yo momma middle name is Rambo.
Yo momma in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna push me 'round no more."
Yo momma so grouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
Yo momma is in a wheelchair screaming "I AIN'T STANDING FOR THIS"
Yo momma threw a frizbee three weeks ago that hasn't landed yet.
Yo momma has one leg and a bicycle.
Yo momma has one hand and a Clapper.
Yo momma has a wooden afro with an "X" carved in the back.
Yo momma has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
Yo momma has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.
Yo momma has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.
Yo momma has a glass eye with a fish in it.
Yo momma has a short leg and walks in circles.
Yo momma has a short arm and can't applaude.
Yo momma has no ears.... I seen her trying on sunglasses...
Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers
Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo momma so poor she wave around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning
Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money
Your mamas reminds me of a toilet. Shes fat, shes white and she smells like crap
Your Mama's so stupid, she thinks socialism means partying!
Your Mama's so stupid, she thinks manual labor is a Mexican!
Your Mama's so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
Your Mama's so stupid, she takes an hour and a half to watch "60 Minutes"!
Your Mama's so stupid, she probably thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone bill.
Your Mama's so stupid, she has blonde roots in your eyeballs.
Your Mama's so stupid, she got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Your Mama's so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Your Mama's so stupid, she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.
Your Mama's so stupid, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Your Mama's so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section w/a fishing rod.
Your Mama's so stupid, she needs a ruler beside her bed to see how long she can sleep.
Your Mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and said she got mugged.
Your Mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money
Your Mama's so stupid, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
Your Mama's so stupid, when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Your Mama's so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Your Mama's so stupid, she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.
Your Mama's so stupid, she got stabbed at a shoot-out.
Your Mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Your Mama's so ugly, they used to push her face into dough to make gorilla biscuits
Your Mama's so ugly, she'd make a train take a dirt road!
Your Mama's so ugly, she joined an ugly contest but they said "Sorry, no professionals!"
Your Mama's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends!
Your Mama's so ugly, she could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!
Your Mama's so ugly, if my dog looked like her, I'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards!
Your Mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your mother!
Your Mama's so ugly, when she were born, your mother saw the afterbirth and said "Twins!"
Your Mama's so ugly, they know what time she were born, because her face stopped the clock!
Your Mama's so ugly, she could scare the moss off a rock!
Your Mama's so ugly, she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
Your Mama's so ugly, when she cries the tears run up her face.
Your Mama's so ugly, her mother had to feed her with a sling shot.
Your Mama's so ugly, her mother had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Your Mama's so ugly, her armpits are so hairy it looks like she had Buckwheat in a headlock.
Your Mama's so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.
They say that beauty is only a light switch away, with your mom I had to use a black light.
Your mom's got snakeskin teeth.
Your mom's got hair on her tongue and she gargles w/curl activator.
Your mom's got a wooden leg w/a real foot.
Your mom's got a leather wig w/suede sideburns.
Your Mama's so ugly, she has three teeth...one in her mouth & two in her pocket.
Your Mama's breath's so strong, she be blowin' bubbles with Now & Laters.
Your Mama's so old, her birthday's expired.
Your Mother is so old, I told her to start acting her age and the bitch died.
Your Mama's so old she owes Jesus Christ a quarter
Your Mama's so ugly, when she goes to a hair salon, she told the stylist to cut her hair and she opened up her shirt.
Your Mama's so ugly, she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Your Mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Your Mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Your Mama's so ugly, they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Your Mama's so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Your Mama's so ugly, she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Your Mama's so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras
Your Mama's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Your Mama's so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
Your Mama's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Your Mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the HOUSE
Your Mama's so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Your Mama's so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!
Your Mama's so fat, she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
Your Mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!
Your Mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Your Mama's so fat, she has to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.
Your Mama's so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Your Mama's so fat, her yearbook picture was an aerial photo.
Your Mama's so fat, I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Your Mama's so fat, I had to slap her thigh and ride the wave in.
Your Mama's so fat, at the zoo the elephants started throwing Her peanuts.
Your Mama's so fat, she jumped up in the air -- AND GOT STUCK!
Your Mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Your Mama's so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Your Mama's so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Your Mama's so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Your Mama's so fat, she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Your Mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it read "...to be continued"
Your Mama's so fat, when she tripped over on 4th ave., she landed on 12th
Your Mama's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Your Mama's so fat, the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Your Mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Your Mama's so fat, everytime she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Your Mama's so stupid, she thinks socialism means partying!
Your Mama's so stupid, she thinks manual labor is a Mexican!
Your Mama's so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
Your Mama's so stupid, she takes an hour and a half to watch "60 Minutes"!
Your Mama's so stupid, she probably thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone bill.
Your Mama's so stupid, she has blonde roots in your eyeballs.
Your Mama's so stupid, she got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Your Mama's so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Your Mama's so stupid, she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.
Your Mama's so stupid, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Your Mama's so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section w/a fishing rod.
Your Mama's so stupid, she needs a ruler beside her bed to see how long she can sleep.
Your Mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and said she got mugged.
Your Mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money
Your Mama's so stupid, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
Your Mama's so stupid, when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Your Mama's so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Your Mama's so stupid, she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.
Your Mama's so stupid, she got stabbed at a shoot-out.
Your Mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Your Mama's so ugly, they used to push her face into dough to make gorilla biscuits
Your Mama's so ugly, she'd make a train take a dirt road!
Your Mama's so ugly, she joined an ugly contest but they said "Sorry, no professionals!"
Your Mama's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends!
Your Mama's so ugly, she could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!
Your Mama's so ugly, if my dog looked like her, I'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards!
Your Mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your mother!
Your Mama's so ugly, when she were born, your mother saw the afterbirth and said "Twins!"
Your Mama's so ugly, they know what time she were born, because her face stopped the clock!
Your Mama's so ugly, she could scare the moss off a rock!
Your Mama's so ugly, she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
Your Mama's so ugly, when she cries the tears run up her face.
Your Mama's so ugly, her mother had to feed her with a sling shot.
Your Mama's so ugly, her mother had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Your Mama's so ugly, her armpits are so hairy it looks like she had Buckwheat in a headlock.
Your Mama's so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.
They say that beauty is only a light switch away, with your mom I had to use a black light.
Your mom's got snakeskin teeth.
Your mom's got hair on her tongue and she gargles w/curl activator.
Your mom's got a wooden leg w/a real foot.
Your mom's got a leather wig w/suede sideburns.
Your Mama's so ugly, she has three teeth...one in her mouth & two in her pocket.