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Theft of ideas in society today! |
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| Now as we get older, we begin to contemplate the moose. What does it really mean? Why do weird scottish people call it an elk? And what is it with those sheep? |
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| Too many people today like to steal ideas from other people, and claim them as their own. Now I would never do something like this, as it is illegal, and I really dont need a boyfriend named Biff. So I would just like to say to these people, where is your imagination? |
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As for the moose, it is an ugly creature. Too many times the moose has ----------------------- |
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| My apologies, the person doing the contemplation of the moose has been sacked. We now return to our original broadcast. |
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| Stealing ideas is wrong, very wrong. As any moose can tell you, with it's large antlers, and long nose, and those long gangly legs.... um, where was I? Oh yes, The moose is ------------- |
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| Many apologies again, the person who was in charge of sacking has been sacked. We again apologise for these interuptions, and hope you will stay tuned to our broadcast. |
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| What we need is fresh new ideas, not those stolen from some Monty Python skit, or god knows where. So people, I put it to you, to come up with new and inventive moose. For as we all know, moose starts with moo. Thank you! |
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| Original concept and ideas by Kelton. Any resemblence to the opening credits of Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail are purely coincidental. No moose were harmed during the making of this broadcast. |
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Credits |
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Concept - Kelton
Story - Kelton
Director - 2 Moose
Cast - 135 Llamas
Producer - 3 Sheep
Techincal Advisor - Martians from Venus
Key Grip - Spiderman
Fluffer - Pamela Anderson Lee
Camera Operator - 1 Trained Monkey
Backup Fluffer - Carmen Electra
Legal Consultant - Lionel Hutz court appointed attorney
Also Starring - Actor Troy Maclure, you might remember him from such documentries as, "Where Are The Moose", and "Moose Are People Too"
People who didn't have anything to do with this whatsoever - Monty Python, Spinal Tap, The Simpsons, and everyone else from Springfield. |
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