Like Whatever!
Moo
Spiffy!
Radical!
Greasy flaming butt monkeys!
So I had to beat him to death with his own shoe!
I could lay you out, and fill your mouth with your mother's feces, or we can talk. - Lucifer in "The Prophecy"
Take off eh? - Bob and Doug Mackenzie
Hi Diddley Ho Neighboureenie! - Ned Flanders
Okaley Dokaley! - Ned Flanders
Doh! - Homer Simpson
I didnt do it, nobody saw me do it, you cant prove anything! - Bart Simpson
You have 24 hours, and to show you I'm serious, you have 12 hours. - Fat Tony
It's hard to play with myself in this thing. - Tank Girl
Oi, ya silk wearing buttercup! - Groundskeeper Willie
Oh yeah! You, you... Work slacking scotsman! - Arman Tanzarian (aka Principal Seymour Skinner)
Now if your mother could kiss like that, ahhh!
Sorry doesnt put thumbs back on the hand Marge! - Homer Simpson
Are you the creators of Hi and Lois, because you are making me laugh! - Comic Shop Guy
Heavy metal fans should buy the albums, kill the bands, then their parents, and then kill themselves - Dennis Leary
What have you done to my little doggy?!?! - Obelix
Yooooo hooooooo, We are here romans, and we have brought ze magic potion! - Asterix
Will you... Play Nintendo with me? - Hudson Hawk
I wave my private parts at your aunties! - Monty Python
That parrot wouldnt zoom if you put 50,000 volts through it! - Monty Python
Skip donna walla walla oink oink zap! - Forsythe P. Jones (aka Jughead Jones)
Woozle Wuzzle - Bart Simpson
But my mom says I'm cool! - Milhouse VanHouten
Ours goes up to eleven. - Nigel Tuffnel
Go away, unless you mean it. - Christopher Walken
Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun. - Bruce Campbell (aka Ash from Evil Dead III Army of Darkness)
Teeny weenie magic beanie pointing towards the sky, bring me muscle, vigor, strength, form a super guy! - Forsythe P. Jones (aka Captian Hero)
My name is Otto, and I love to get blotto! - Otto Man
Please, get out of my store, or I'll blow your bloody head off! Thank you come again. - Apu Mahausapeanapetalon
Alms for an ex-leper? - Monty Python
Oh no, beta! - Snake
I'm gonna hit that copper right between the eyes... Right after this song. - Snake
Your weird - Monty Python
Go away, you havent given us time to hide yet! - Monty Python
Talk about mudflaps, my girls got em! - Spinal Tap
It's Kramer vs. Kramer vs. Godzilla. - Rob Riener
What's my name again? - Doctor Johnny Fever
Moist, that's a good word, I like that word. - Steven Tyler
Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll, take out the drugs, and you have more room for the other two. - Steven Tyler
Dont mistake lack of talent for genuis. - Type O Negative
Functionless art is simply tolerated vandalism. We are the vandals. - Type O Negative
And the moral of this story is: That bands with no talent, can easily amuse idiots, with a stupid puppet show! - Green Jelly
It's right though isnt it? That feeling that's left everybody, that cosmic energy. Everybody goes YAH! BASH! - Robert Plant
Green Jell sucks! - Green Jelly
Ho Ho Ho - Pimp Santa
Sir, I have asked you nicely to please stop handling the merchandise, you leave me no choice but to ask you again! - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
IRON MAIDEN? EXCELLENT! - Bill S. Preston - Esquire, and Ted Theodore Logan
Evil will always win, because good is dumb. - Dark Helmet
What, me worry? - Alfred E. Newman
Why do these fish monsters always come after me? - Lina Inverse
What, rodents of unusual size? Dont beleive in them. - Wesley, aka Farm boy, aka Dread Pirate Roberts
My way's not very sportsman like. - Fezzig
That word you keep using, I do not think it means, what you think it means. - Amiga Montoya
Good Evening Clarise. - Hannibal Lector
I love those fellows, they're so silly! - Speedy Gonzales
That was far out man. - Tommy Chong
Buy one pussy and get the second pussy for just one penny, if you can find pussy for cheaper than that, F*CK IT! - Cheech Marin
War... war never changes. - Fallout/Fallout 2/Fallout Tactics
I love myself... for hating you! - Type O Negative
Express yourself... just say yes. - Type O Negative
Well met witch, I'm Torm, and these are my feet. - Torm
That does look a lot like yours doesnt it? - Kaylan "Tasslehoff" Burrfoot
Meep Meep - Roadrunner
Call Mr. Plow, that's my name, that name again is Mr. Plow. - Homer J. Simpson
I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer! - Homer J. Simpson
Haha! - Nelson Muntz
I bent my wookie! - Ralph Wiggum
That's some nice work there Lou. - Chief Clancey Wiggum
I will stay in this town and grow fat off kickbacks and slush funds! - Mayor Diamond Joe Quimby
Come back diaper! - Barney Gumble
Yeah Bart, I am too Krunchy! - Barney Gumble
If anyone needs me, I'll be in my room. - Lisa Simpson
Just a minute, I'll check. Homer Sexual? Come on guys, one of you has to be Homer Sexual! - Moe Sizlak
Hey hey! - Hershal Moishal Krustofsky aka Krusty the Clown
I trusted you, now I dont believe in nothing no more, I'm going to law school! - Jimbo Jones
To the library! - Kearney
Thank you for coming, I'll see you in hell! - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
I dont care! - Tommy Lee Jones
I kill me! hah! - Gordon Shumway aka Alf
I want him to say 'The lovely Lucille' again, just as soon as he wakes up! - Lucille
Fred! FRed! FREd! freD! FRED! Fred! Shut up! - Emporer Fred
You can tell when something bad is going to happen, when the camera zooms in really fast. There like that, did you see it? - Al Dente
I want to be a Geisha Girl - Big Cheese
Quadruple Whammy! - Speedy Service
Again the amazing special effects and pink swirl as Speedy draws his Samuria Ginsu Sword, and in case you didnt notice, he has two! - Narrator for Samuria Pizza Cats
I would like to say it, but I have to let Speedy do it, it's in his contract. - Narrator for Samuria Pizza Cats
Today's a good day to die. - Kiefer Sutherland
Enough with the negative waves babe! - Oddball
I was your uncles, cousins, nephews, former roomate! - Darkhelmet
Because unlike some Robins, I can speak with an english accent. - Cary Elwes
Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me. - Monty Python
Going downtown gonna see my girl. Gonna sing her a song, gonna show her my ding-dong. - Blind Melon Chitlen
I dont believe in words. - Green Jelly
Heavy as a real heavy thing. - Strapping Young Lad