These are just some of my favourite Aerosmith songs, for more lyrics by Aerosmith, try here.
F.I.N.E. (f*cked up, insecure, neurotic, and emotional)
Hot wax drippin honey whattya say?
I got a brand new record, that I gotta play
She says "Not now boy," but I did anyway
Cause I'm ready, so ready.
Lip smackin, paddy whackin, walking the street
I got a rag top chevy and I'm back on my feet
I get an IMHO (early morning hard on) woody when I sit in the seat
Cause I'm ready, so ready, Yeah!
I got a girlfriend with the hoochie goochie eyes
Cause in the pink she looks so fine
She got the cracker jack now all I wants the prize honey!
hehehe
I'd bed those hookers down on forty second street, but...
Ill gotten bootys not my style
I'll take a rain check then I'll get back on my feet honey
hehe
But I'm
Alright
Your daddy says I'm
Alright
Your momma says I'm
Alright
And my old lady says I'm
Alright
Whip cracking floozy way out of control
She got a new kinda jelly in her jelly roll
I got the right key baby but the wrong keyhole
I'm ready, so ready! Wow!
I'm a red hot pistol and I'm ready to fight
I'm a thirty-eight special on a saturday night
I'm gonna kiss your booboo honey, make it alright
Cause I'm ready, so ready!
I got a cruiser with a bimbo on the dash
It kinda keeps my ass in line
One little french kiss honey that's my kinda trash, yeah!
My brand new baby's lookin f-i-n-e fine!
The sun is shining everyday
Aint got no rubbers now it's raining all the time honey!
But I'm
Alright
My little sister says I'm
Alright
Ooo my brother thinks I'm
Alright
And my old lady knows I'm
Alright
I feel like I'm hung up on the line
I'd die for you but we were partners in the crime
Everything about you is so f-i-n-e fine
Let's put our clothes back on and, by the way girl, what's your name again?
But I'm
Alright
My momma says I'm
Alright
And Tipper thinks I'm
Alright
And Joe Perry says I'm
Alright
Pitched my tent in the pouring rain
I got a back seat lover, that's calling my name
She gonna blow my cover, she's hot as a flame
But I'm ready, so ready
I shove my tongue right between your cheeks
I haven't made love now, for twenty five weeks
I hear that your so tight, your lovin squeeks
And I'm ready, so ready YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH YEAH!
Seasons Of Wither
Blues hearted lady, sleepy was she
Love for the devil, brought her to me
Seas of a thousand, drawn to her sin
Seasons of wither, holding me in
Oooo always me, I feel so badly for you
Oooo always me, I feel so sadly for you...
In time, bound to lose your mind, Live on borrowed time
Take the wind right out of your sails
Fireflies dancing the heat off
Hound dogs that bay at the moon
My ship leaves in the midnight
Cant say, I'll be back too soon...
They awaken, far far away
Heat of my candle, show me the way
Seas of a thousand, drawn to her sin
Seasons of wither, holding me in
Oooo always me, I feel so badly for you
Oooo always me, I feel so sadly for you...
In time, bound to lose your mind, live on borrowed time
Take the wind right out of your sails
Jailbait
Take me, take me, take me I'm driving baby
Take me, take me, take it or leave it
Take it or leave it on a saturday night
If what you see is what you get then give me a bite
Here comes the ladies they're so insecure
Leave it to the boys and the fool on the hill
Hello baby, yeah it's me, dont be no jock, no third degree oh jailbait
Play the fool, play the pawn, wake up baby, I'm out the door oh jailbait
I'm believin, someone talking, can't let go, got a hold oh jailbait
What it is that you believe, what you got up your sleeve oh jailbait
Jjjjjjjjailbait!
Jjjjjjjjailbait!
Take the leap and throw the dice, you hot as hell, I'm cold as ice oh jailbait
Tell your daddy how you do me, put the woodshed, do it to me oh jailbait
Whatchya see in daddys eyes, check the lover aint no surprise oh jailbait
Jjjjjjjailbait!
Jjjjjjjailbait!
Do me, do you, tell me would you?
Sleep in, me too, do me, do you
I aint complaining, b*tches brew, girls in love I never knew she jailbait
Steeple chase, cold sweatin, stick your feet up, grace go back oh jailbait
Jjjjjjailbait!
Jjjjjjailbait!
Dream On
Every time that I look in the mirror
All these lines in my face getting clearer
The past is gone, it went by, like dusk to dawn
Isnt that the way? And everybodies got there dues in life to pay
And I know, nobody knows
Where I comes and where I goes
I know everybody sins
You got to lose to know, how to win
Half my lifes in books written pages
Live and learn from fools and from sages
You know it's true
And all the things, come back to you
Sing with me, sing for the years
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears
Sing with me, if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow the good lord will take you away
Sing with me, sing for the years
Sing for the laughter sing for the tears
Sing with me, if it's just for today
Maybe tommorrow, the good lord will take you away
Dream on, dream on, dream on
Dream until your dream comes true
Dream on, dream on, dream on
Dream yourself a dream come true
Dream on, dream on, dream on, dream on, dream on, dream on, dream on
Sing with me, sing for the years
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears
Sing with me, if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good lord will take you away
Uncle Salty
(This song is about child abuse, just so you've been fairly warned.)
Uncle Salty told me, stories of a lonely
Baby with a lonely kind of life to lead
Her mammy was lusted, daddy he was busted
They left her to be trusted til the orphan bleeds
But when she cried at night, no one came
And when she cried at night, went insane
Uncle Salty told me, when she was just a baby
That she'd get by and maybe some day she'd see
And soon she found her mothers, love for all the others
The pushers and the shovers was the life to lead
But when she cried at night, no one came
And when she cried at night, went insane
Oooh, it's a sunny day outside my window
Oooh, it's a sunny day outside my window
Oooh, oh yeah
Ohhh, oh yeah, yeah yeah
Now she's doing any, for money and a penny
A sailor with a penny or two or three
Hers is the cunning, for men who come a-running
They all come for fun and it seems to me
That when she cried at night, no one came
And when she cried at night, went insane
Oooh, it's a sunny day outside my window
Oooh, it's a sunny day outside my window (repeat infinite {or til fade out})
Sweet Emotion
(Anything in brackets is from different live versions)
Sweet Emotion
Sweet Emotion
Talk about things that nobody cares
Wearing other things that nobody wears
You calling my name but I gotta make clear
I cant say baby where I'll be in a year
Some sweathog momma with a face like a gent
Said my get up and go, musta got up and went
Well I got good news she's a real good liar
Cause the backstage boogey set your pants on fire
{Aerosmith}
Sweet Emotion
Sweet Emotion
Pulled into town in the police car
Your daddy said I took you just a little too far
Your telling me things but your girlfriend lied
You cant catch me cause the rabbit done died
(Yes it did)
(I didnt do it, or maybe I did do it, or maybe Mike did it, Yeah, Mike did it!)
Stand in the front just shaking your ass (tail)
I'll take you back stage you can drink from my glass
(I'll take you on back, you can pay your own bail)
Talk about something you can sure understand
Cause a month on the road, and I'll be eating from your hand
(Cause a month on the road, I'll be coming in your hand)
(Cause a month on the road, and I'll be swinging from the lamp)
Critical Mass
Arriving in boats, black hooded coats, tormenters climbed into my room
Crawled under my bed, covered my head, but their flushing me out with a broom
The leader she's small, pinned my ass to the wall, for my seeds or she'd be losing her past
Time after time, she be reading my mind, but she never got the feeling to last
Celebrate
Celebrate
Cele-braid it
This is the critical mass
So far so good, I heard the other say
So good so far, they're taking me away
I'll drink to you, your mind, her ass
We'll take a drink and break the glass
Celebrate
Celebrate
Cele-break it
This is the critical mass
Now the tallest of two, with a brush full of blue, paints surrealist scenes on the wall
And so I tell her for fun, that it's really well done, but she just aint listening at all
She points to my heart, telling me if I'm smart, I'll practice and phase
Out and admit, when the shoe doesnt fit, and I went screaming out down the hall
I really need it
I really need your love
I really need your love, need your love, need your love, love, love
Just then I heard, a pounding on the door
We're all here, sang the voice of twenty more
Drink to you, well alas
We'll take a drink and break the glass
Celebrate
Celebrate
Cele-break it
We are critical Mass
Time and space, is taking me away
Time erase, dont know the time of day
Time and space, is taking me away
Time erase, dont know the time of day
Time and space, is taking me away
Time erase, dont know the time of day
Hangman Jury
Me and my old lady, sitting in the shade
Talking bout the money that I aint made
Singin' o boy dontcha line the track-a-lack-a
O boy, dontcha line the track
O boy, dontcha line the track-a-lack-a
O boy, dontcha line the track
And if I could I surely would
Stand on the rock that Moses stood
Singin' o boy dontcha line the track-a-lack-a
O boy, dontcha line the track
O boy, dontcha line the track-a-lack-a
O boy, dontcha line the track
Drank so much hooch
It made my eyes begin to blurry
They say I nailed her to the wall
No stitch in time dont mean a thing
No hangman jury could make me crawl cause I'm a poor boy
Dontcha line the track-a-lack-a
O boy, dontcha line the track
O boy, dontcha line the track-a-lack-a
Oooooo oooo oh whoa
Whatcha do with a gun that's loaded
Shot her dead and her heart exploded
Tell me baby now d-dont you worry
Like lying to a hangman jury
I swear I didn't know that fourty-five was loaded
In fact my memory aint to clear
That's not to say she didn't get what she deserved
Least that's the way it looked from here
Boy, when you line the track-a-lack-a
Hey boy, when you line the track-a-lack-a
Hey boy, when you line the track
Ooo my love come tumblin' down
Ooo love come tumblin' down
Ooo (let's get outta here)
When love come tumblin'
And every night she'd take her thang into the citay
And in the morning make me beg
Cause if I'd taken all her real titty-gritty
I'd smack her right upside the head
Boy, dontcha line the track-a-lack-a
O boy, dontcha line the track
O boy, dontcha line the track
Ooo my love come tumblin' down
Ooo love come tumblin' down
Ooo love come tumblin'
Poor boy sweatin' in the hot summer night
Hangman waiting for the early mornin' light
Singin' o boy, dontcha line the track-a-lack-a
O boy, dontcha line the track
O boy, dontcha line the track-a-lack-a
O boy, dontcha line the track
And if I could I surely would
Stand on the rock that Moses done stood
Singin' o boy, dontcha line the track-a-lack-a
O boy, dontcha line the track
O boy, dontcha line the track-a-lack-a
O boy, dontcha line the track
Cheese Cake
I met a babe in a backseat drive-in
Back in the saddle she'd sit
Pull on the reins just to keep me rising
She'd always chomp at the bit
Daddy do it, ooh just do it
Daddy do it, please let me see
Do it, please just do it daddy
Do it, do it, driving me crazy
She always walks with her eyes down on her bootlace
She lives to give it away
She dont believe in the right time or the wrong place
She always liable to say
Daddy do it, ooh just do it
Daddy do it, please let me see
Do it, please just do it daddy
Do it, do it, driving me crazy
Cheese cake, looser than her sister
Cheese cake, mmmmm, her sugar gets me high
She knows I cant resist her, Cheese cake
Got my fingers in her pie, Cheese cake
Cheese cake, sneaking out the backdoor
Cheese cake, rollin' down the lawn
Everybody's kissed her, Cheese cake
At the crack of dawn, Cheese cake
The Reason A Dog
You keep a knockin' but you cant come in
The way you love I adore
Your always comin' never know where you been
But now I'm here baby, to even the score
You're up you're down you're always running in place
Triatholon if you please
Your always begging me for a taste
But I aint up to snuff if you sneeze
Yak yak yak lord you give me the bends
Heads and tails you're all out of love
Like the reason a dog has so many friends
He wags his tail instead of his tongue
Your older sister she's a lot like you
She likes to grab my microphone
Now there aint too much she wont do
Specially when we're all alone
Your up your down your always running in place
Triatholon if you please
Her minds on rewind and erase
But might get shot babe when your shooting the breeze
Yak yak yak lord you give me the bends
You're heads and tails are calling for love
Like the reason a dog has so many friends
Cause he wags his tail instead of his tongue
Like the reason a dog has so many friends
Cause he wags his tail instead of his tongue
Oooh ooh ooh whoo
Oooh ooh ooh whoo
Your older sister she's a lot like you
Now there aint too much she wont do
Oooh ooh ooh whoo
Oooh ooh ooh whoo
There's always something that you got to say
I'll lose my mind and then I'll surely fade away
Yak yak yak lord give me the bends
You're heads and tails now look what you've done
Like the reason a dog has so many friends
Cause he wags his tail instead of his tongue
