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Why are sheep white and not pink?
- Sheep are white because they are really angel animals who lived up in the sky when they were sent down here for making to much noise they picked up some cloud on the way, this hardened and became the wool you see on sheep today!
What is the answer to evil noodle?
-To look deep inside yourself and eat the mash potato!
Questions posed by Lee on the 19th of December:-
What is the average air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
- I dont' know and I don't really give 2 s**ts!
Why is uranus called uranus?
- Don't you think scientists have a right to make the rest of the world laugh?
How the hell does John Cleese do that with his legs?
- Coz he's round the bend and so he can twist and turn in more ways than you or I!
Questions posed by Annaka on the something of the something:-
Why are figs evil?
-Figs have an evilness that comes from when they were in the garden of eden and they were not loved by Adam and Eve, so they vowed to be evil forever!!
Why does Sheila eat pies?
-Coz she does!!
Why is Lee scary?
-He's a hyper nutter - I'd be worried if you weren't scared!!
Why do I fancy HIM?
-Coz you do!!!
Why are cabbages green.....sometimes?
-Coz sometimes they are pickeled and sometimes they are brown and nasty!!
