' There's a passion inside ' An inner strength that drives ' Can't nobody take that away from you ' It's the greatest high ' You set the floor on fire ' When you come alive ' ' And we're dancin' ' And it feels alright ' Cant hold me down ' Gotta reach for the sky ' And we're dancin' ' And it feels alright ' yeah ' ' - PYT
~Did you ever wonder...~
Why did the
chicken crossed the road?
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.
RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?
PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking american.
BiLL CLINToN
That depends on what definition of "did" is.
GEORGE BUSH JR
I don't know, but i'll tell you this: that chicken may run,
but it can't hide. God bless america.
DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a
toad? yes! the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, i've not been
told!
MARTiN LUTHER KiNG JR
I have a dream of a world where all chickens will be free
to cross roads without being questioned why they are, in fact, crossing the
road
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
someone told us that tha chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough
for us.
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK::
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER
Did you actually see it cross the road? Or did you suddenly
notice that it had appeared on the other side? you think you saw it cross the
road, but thats an illusion. how many more chickens have to appear before you
believe it?
BILL GATES
i have just released e-chicken millenium edition, which
will not only cross roads, buh will lay eggs, file your important documents,
and balance your check book, and internet explorer is an inextricable part of
e-chicken.
EINSTEiN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move
beneath the chicken?
LOUIS FARRAKHAN::
What color was the chicken? if you do your research, you
will find that it was a white chicken. roads are alwaiiz black. the road, you
will see, represents the black man. the chicken crossed the "black
man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the
chicken, "thou shalt cross the road." and the chicken crossed the
road, and there was much rejoicing.
JERRY FALWELL
Because the chicken was GAY!! isn't it obvious? can't you
people see the plain truth in front of your face? the chicken was going to the
"other side." that's what "they" call it: the "other
side." yes, my friends, that chicken was gay. and, if you eat that
chicken, you will become gay too. i say we boycott all chickens until we sort
out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly
harmless phrases like "the other side." that chicken should not be
free to cross the road. it's as plain and simple as that.
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