"You seen somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?"
"Worry about your own fortunes, gentlemen. The deepest circle of Hell is reseved for betrayers and mutineers."
"Son, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow, savvy?"
"Tortuga?" "Tortuga." Actually, Will said the first line but heck, I always crack up madly at that part.
"Human hair, from my back."
"May I ask you something? Have I ever given you reason not to trust me? Do us a favor, I know it's difficult for you, but stay here... and try not to do anything... stupid."
"Stop blowing holes in my ship!"
"But why's the rum gone?"
"A wedding! I love weddngs! Drinks all around!"
"She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word, except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman."
"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly. It's the honest one you have to watch for, because you can never predict when they're going to do anything incredibly... stupid."
"If you were waiting for the oppurtune moment, that was it."