November 16th, 2001
I had a lot of fun with this party. There were a lot of cool people there, and there were plenty of party supplies for everybody. Everyone seems to have had a good time, and as for drama, well, it was probably worse than at any of my other hosted events, but it was still kept to a minimum. I wasn't as good of a host as I should have been, because I basically got way too drunk and became pre-occupied with some girl (The one with the pink shirt), but everybody seemed to do all right with fending for themselves. Next time, though, I'll take my duties as a host more seriously. I'll just have to find a way to work the ladies into my schedule.

Above is a picture of me kicking Dustin's ass. It didn't actually happen on the 16th, but there doesn't seem to be a page about the party it did happen at, so it shows up here. Dustin was a real dumb son of a bitch, and although I can't get into all the reasons why he deserved an ass kicking, take my word for it when I say he definitely had it coming. Son of a bitch, hitting on my girlfriend and trying to act better than me. Grr.

This was taken before the party picked up. People were just starting to show up. Mike Hill was downloading some sort of death metal, and I was trying to trick everybody into thinking I knew how to play guitar. My plan backfired when they realized even before I did that I only know how to play a few songs, and I play them very poorly. Damn them, now I need another gimmick!

The party was well underway by this point; this room was just particularly empty for some reason. As you can see, the counter has become a place for setting snacks and half-empty beer bottles, as well as for mixing drinks. Bobby seems to be enjoying whoever's standing over by the stove, whereas Kyrsten seems disinterested and Mike looks like he's only ceasing to drink long enough for the picture to be taken.

Kyrsten, Adam and Chad are all focused on Mike, who's probably ranting about his family. Mike is enjoying one of the fruit-flavored beers that Katrina brought over. Leave it to Mike to pick up one of the girl drinks.

Wendy slowly caresses her body while speaking with Julie. Meanwhile Rob is becoming acquainted with the stool he ends up spending the next six hours on. You can kind of see me in the back talking to Adam if you squint. I'm probably doing something really funny or cool. I usually am.