Jack: 'I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately'
'I'm sorry; it's such a pretty boat- ship.'
Norrington: 'You are, without doubt; the worst pirate I've ever heard of.'
Jack: 'But you have heard of me'
'Sticks and stones, love. I saved your life, you saved mine. We're square. Gentlemen, m'lady, you will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.'
'You need to find yourself a girl, mate! Or, perhaps the reason you practise three hours a day is that you have already found one and are otherwise incapable or wooing said strumpet.'
'Son, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?'
'Not sure I deserved that'
*throws bucket of water on Gibbs*
Gibbs: 'Curse you for breathing, you slack jawed idiot! Mother's love! Jack! You should know better than to wake a man when he's sleeping. S'bad luck.'
Jack: 'Ah, fortunately I know how to counter it. The man who did the waking, buys, the man who was sleeping, a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking.'
'Human hair, from my back. '
Pintel (pirate): 'You. You're supposed to be dead!'
Jack: 'Am I not? Hmmm. Puhlulev, puhlulehvoos, parleli, parsmi, pasley, parle, parle'
Ragetti (another pirate): 'Parley?'
Jack: 'Parley! Thats the one. Parley! Parley!'
'Of the two of us, I am the only one who hasn't committed mutiny, therefore my word is the one we'll be trusting. Although, I suppose I should be thanking you because in fact, if you hadn't betrayed me and left me to die, I would have an equal share in htat curse same as you. Funny ol' world, innit?'
Barbossa: 'You've only got one shot and we can't die'
Jack: 'Don't do anything stupid'
Will: 'You can't, I can'
Jack: 'Like that'
'Welcome to the Caribbean; love'
'But why is the rum gone?'
*imitating Elizabeth* 'Must've been terrible for you to be trapped here, Jack. Must've been terrible for you. Well it bloody is now!' (spots the ship) There'll be no living with her after this'
'A wedding! I love weddings... drinks all around! I know, clap him in irons, right?'
'She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman.'
'Twenty five. And I'll buy you the hat, a really big one... Commodore.'
'Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest....Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something.....stupid'
'If you were waiting for the opportune moment...that was it.'
'Well! I'm actually feeling rather good about this. I think we've all arrived at a very special placre, eh? Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically? (to Norrington) I want you to know that I was rooting for you, mate. Know that. Elizabeth....it would never have worked between us darling. I'm sorry. Will...nice hat. Men! This is the day that you will always remember as the day that you....' *falls over battlements*
'On deck you scabrous dogs! Man the braces! Now...bring me that horizon. *brings out compass* And really bad eggs. Drink up me 'earties yo ho!'