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| This is just something really funny I found. I thought it was pretty cool. It's something about getting your own fawking goofy name. Check it out...y'all might like it. You can grab a pen n' paper if ya want. |
| I'm Dinky Applebrains... |
| Children laugh 146 times a day, Adults laugh only 4 times a day. No wonder we're so unhappy! What's your new name? The following is an extract from some children book Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants. The evil professor forces everybody to assume new names. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: A = Poopsie, B = Lumpy, C = Buttercup, D = Gidget, E = Crusty, F = Greasy, G = Fluffy, H = Cheeseball, I = Chim-chim, J = Stinky, K = Flunky, L = Boobie, M = Pinky, N = Zippy, O = Goober, P = Doofus, Q = Slimy, R = Loopy, S = Snotty, T = Tulefel, U = Dorky, V = Squeezit, W = Oprah, X = Skipper, Y = Dinky, Z = Zsa-zsa Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: A = Apple, B = Toilet, C = Giggle, D = Burger, E = Girdle, F = Barf, G = Lizard, H = Waffle, I = Cootie, J = Monkey, K = Potty, L = Liver, M = Banana, N = Rhino, O = Bubble, P = Hamster, Q = Toad, R = Gizzard, S = Pizza, T = Gerbil, U = Chicken, V = Pickle, W = Chuckle, X = Tofu, Y = Gorilla, Z = Stinker Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: A = Head, B = Mouth, C = Face, D = Nose, E = Tush, F = Breath, G = Pants, H = Shorts, I = Lips, J = Honker, K = Butt, L = Brain, M = Tushie, N = Hunks, O = Hiney, P = Biscuits, Q = Toes, R = Buns, S = Fanny, T = Sniffer, U = Prinkles, V = Kisser, W = Squirt, X = Humperdinck, Y = Brains, Z = Juice Geroge W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts :D Bananacharlie!!! The Lady Crazy Peeps Newslife Links The Cat's Meow Giraffes!!! |