You will find that it is very detailed since I remember it all very clearly to this day. (Lucky. I can't even remember the plot bunnies I type up. D:) The story takes place after OoT. Nothing after that ever happens. No Majora's Mask. No LttP, or even Oracle of Ages and Seasons. And there is no love relation between Link and Zelda, Link and Ruto, Link and Malon or Link and Saria. (...um. So, it's basically got nothing to do with the Zelda series and the elements of the game that MAKE them Zelda games? Eh? The games ARE called The Legend of ZELDA for a reason. D: And shut up, I love Malon. The love polygons in Zelda are part of what make the games great.) Because of my feelings about Link, the person that he gets involved with in this story is myself (SI Alert, SI Alert.) or actually is my persona. A persona is for those of you who need to know, a representation of ones personality, or in dictionary terms is, (Persona) n. In biology, same as person. So for all you future readers, this story is based on Jenna, a char that is a representation of my personality. (I heard you the first time. And, in other words, it's you. Having sex with Link. And drinking his urine, from what I've heard. ...DDDDDD: WANT DEATH TO THE MAX.)

But if you think this might be too queer then you shouldn't read this. THIS IS NOT THE TYPE OF STORY FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT DISLIKE, OR CANNOT HANDLE SUCH MATERAL AS THE CONTEXT OF THIS STORY. (Well, I'd think that'd be obvious.) But if you seriously believe you can handle the content of this story, then read on. (I'm tough-skinned. I mean, c'mon. Zelda Gets Eaten by a Snake. The Eye of Argon. CELEBRIAN. I'm all good.) (Hey, if you can get through Celebrian, you can read anything.) If your squeamish about sex, then you should not read this, since this story is a REAL LEMON (But certainly not a fake one!) and there is a lot of that, heavily detailed. (A lot of lemons?) (Between Link and I that is) Especially during the bonding ceremony. (The...what?) There is also some blood content and strong adult language. So if that’s too much then you should turn back now.

Now I have not finished it as of yet. I have to catch up, since the last dream I had was just after Link and I had the blessing ceremony for our twins.(Our 3rd and 4th kids) (God, you two are like rabbits.) Right now there is about 100-150 pgs worth. I'm expecting it to reach at least 300-350 probably even more. (Gyuuh.) I will try to up date as often as possible. I hope that some of you like this. I do not mind sharing it. But please understand that this is very PRECIOUS to me (MY PRECIOUSSSSSSSS.) (I concur.), as well as Link. (Wait, is Link also precious to you, or is this story also precious to Link?) So like I said, if the content of this story sounds, too queer to you, TURN BACK NOW! (Wtf is with this girl and the word "queer"?) But to all who wish to continue, happy reading. Thanks, ~*~ Link’s Queen ~*~

Rated R for strong adult language, sex, violence and blood content. AGAIN AS A FINAL WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS HEAVY SEX, ABULT LANGUAGE AND TALKS ABOUT MY PERSONAL ENCOUNTER WITH LINK. THIS STORY IS BASED ON DREAMS, DREAMS ABOUT MY LIFE WITH HIM. IF YOU FIND THE CONTENT OF THIS STORY TO BE OFFENSEVE, QUEER, OR PLAIN OUT OFF THE WALL, THEN DO NOT READ ON!!!!!!! I HAVE GOTTEN WAY TO MANY FLAMES ABOUT THE CONTENT OF THIS STORY WHEN I HAVE PLACED SEVERAL WARNINGS!!!! I WILL NOT ACCECPT ANY MORE FLAMES, RAMBLINGS, CUSSING OR EXCESSIVE LASHING OUT ABOUT THE CHAR JENNA, OR REVIEWS ABOUT THE CONTENT OF THIS STORY, EXCESSIVE LASHING OUT, VICIOUS ATTACKS AGAINST MY PERSONALITY, OR NON-MATURE CONSTRUCTIVE CRITISIM!!! ANY REVIEWS SUBMITTED THAT DO NOT FOLLOW THE ABOUVE GUIDLINES, WILL BE DELETED IMMEDIATELY! THESE WARNINGS ARE NOT THERE TO LOOK PRETTY, THE AUTHORS PLACE WARNINGS FOR A REASON!!! IT IS TO TELL YOU WHAT THE CONTENT OF THE STORY IS SO THAT IF THE READER FINDS THE CONTENT OF THE STORY OFFENSIVE, THEY WILL NOT READ ON!!! MANY AUTHORS HAVE BEEN COMPLAINING ABOUT UNWANTED, EXCESSIVE, VIOLENT AND JUST PLAIN NASTY REVIEWS THAT HAVE BEEN SUBMITTED BY READERS ABOUT THEIR STORIES, CAUSING FANFICTION TO GRANT AUTHORS THE ABILITY TO DELETE UNWANTED REVIEWS AND BLOCK CERTAIN READERS!! I WILL SAY THIS FOR MYSELF AND FOR ALL AUTHORS ON FANFICTION. NO AUTHOR TWISTS YOUR ARM OR HOLDS YOU AT GUN POINT OR FORCES YOU IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM TO READ THEIR STORIES!! ALL READERS HAVE THE RIGHT NOT TO READ A CERTAIN STORY!!! IT IS YOUR RESOPONSIBILITY TO READ THE WARNINGS AND DECIDE FOR YOUSELF IF THE CONTENT OF THE STORY IS OFFENSIVE TO YOU, AND TO MAKE THE CHOICE TO READ ON OR NOT!!! AND IT ALSO IS THE READERS RESPONSIBILITY TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY ON HOW THEY HANDLE THENSELVES WHEN LEAVING A REVIEW FOR AN AUTHOR!! LEAVING A REVIEW THAT IS VIOLENT IN NATURE ONLY MAKES YOU THE READER LOOK BAD, AND IS VERY IMMATURE. IF ALL US HERE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ADULTS, WELL THEN, LETS CONDUCTIVE OURSELVES LIKE ADULTS AND NOT LIKE LITTLE KIDS! I ONLY EXPECT THE VIOLENT LASHING OUT AND VICIOUS ATTACKS TO COME FROM TEENANGERS, NOT ADULTS! IF YOU PEOPLE REALLY ARE ADULTS THAT ARE CONDUCTING YOURSELVES IN THE MANORS I DECRIBED ABOVE, YOU PEOPLE REALLY ARE SCARING ME!

IT’S A DAMN SHAME TO KNOW THAT THERE ARE ADULTS OUT THERE WHO CANNOT CONDUCTIVE THEMSELVES IN THE SIMPLEST MANORS THEIR PARENTS HAVE TAUGHT THEM! ALSO LEAVING MALICIOUS REVIEWS IS ALSO A SIGN OF LOW SELF-ESTEEM. IF ALL YOU PEOPLE KNOW HOW DO IS ATTACK SOMEONE VICIOUSLY, IT’S A SIGN OF SELFISHNESS AND NO RESPECT FOR ONES-SELF! I SUGGEST TO ALL READERS WHO ARE THINKING ABOUT LEAVING A MALICIOUS REVIEW FOR ME, PLEASE GET A HOBBY AND LEARN TO CONTROL YOUR ANGER, BECAUSE YOUR ONLY HURTING YOURSELF, NOT ME! ALSO LEAVING A NASTY REVIEW ONLY MAKES YOU LOOK STUPID, NOT ME!

I FIND IT VERY RIDICULOUS THAT I HAD TO LEAVE A WARNING THIS LONG, BUT IT IS BECAUSE OF THE VERY IMMATURE READERS THAT HAVE SUBMITTED NASTY CHILDISH REVIEWS!

AGAIN, PLEASE READ THE ABOVE CONTEXT BEFORE READING ON!!!!
(Anybody seen my eyes? I slipped on the capslock and dropped them. Perhaps they fell in the pool of wank.)

Furthermore, (Christ, just shut up already.) I have realized that this story needs some heavy grammar corrections, and that the plot needs some work. Also under the advisement of my friend who had just recently completed two literature classes (I'm sure), has stated the reasons why people had classified Jenna as a “Mary Sue” char and labeled her as “flat”. She has come to the conclusion that most people do not know or understand Jenna’s history, so she has advised me to create an origin story to explain about her history before she met Link. (No. Um. I don't think that will help. A Mary Sue is a Mary Sue, regardless of whether or not we know her backstory.) (Back stories often add to the Sueness, actually.) That way she will become more rounded and give people a reason to care about her. (But, see, we don't want to. D:) It was never in my intentions to create Jenna as a “Mary Sue” char or to make her conceited, because I’m not really like that. (Unless this Jenna "persona" thing really acts conceited in the fic, I think you've confused the definition of a Mary Sue.) Jenna is a persona char, one that resembles my personality while this story is being told from her perspective. (But I thought it was from your perspective? Or first person?) This story is not something that I pulled out of my head like my drawings, it came from my dreams. (...so where do YOUR dreams come from, LQ, if not your head?) (Not the sharpest tool in the shed, is she?) So I understand that revising this story is going to be hard work and will take time. Since this story is being told in the exact, or close to exact order it happened in the dreams, changing how fast Link and Jenna marry isn’t going to be easy. ("Hi, I'm Jenna. Have my babies?" "...sure. Drink my urine first, though.") Even changing how fast they have sex (but, but, that sounds so boring. "Hi, I'm Jenna. BOWCHIKABOWWOW." Why WOULDN'T you revise it? D:) and revising the Lemon parts also won’t be so easy to do. But I’m currently in the process of revising this story, also I have received a college grammar book from my friend and I will be investing in a Beta-Reader. I’m also considering taking to literature classes at JC to help boost my writing skills. But now I say this, if you people, the reviewers really have the intentions to help me, them please do it positively and like a mature adult. I’m telling you that it is a proven fact that negative motivation NEVER motivates someone to change. (Because professional reviews are never helpful. They're never truthful or justified, just a bunch of flames!11one. Just because the feedback is negative doesn't mean it's BAD. Oh, and I personally think that negative motivation is good. Have you SERIOUSLY never been motivated to do something because someone said something bad about you? "You're so lazy, you'll never finish that term paper by the due date." "OH, YEAH? We'll see about that.") It never has and it never will. I’m pretty sure your parents have taught you that people only respond to positive motivation and not negative. (No, actually, they haven't. I'd probably punch them if they tried to. That's like teachers writing all positive shit on an essay you turn in, no matter how much ass it sucks.)

I’m not close-minded, I NEVER have been. I have always been open to other people’s thoughts and opinions, its when its done in an inappropriate manner that I turn my nose at it and look away. People have to understand that when you’re an adult, you need to conduct yourself like one and learn how to address other people like one. (Yes, but none of that has to do with positive and negative.) You cannot just act childish when you come across something that you DO NOT approve of, (Like you and the negative reviews you get.) you’re only making yourself look bad and that can affect you later on in life. Acting childish and ranting and raving is something I’d expect a little kid would do when he doesn’t get his way. (Pfft. I didn't skip that capslock block of text above for no reason, LQ.) When an adult acts childish over stupid things, that’s looked down upon, and considered to be unhealthy. (I'm kvetching over your grammar. Argh.) I have seen far too many reviews left for me where the reviewers are just ranting and raving like little kids over this story because they do not like it. It is only making them look stupid and is very unhealthy. I fear that these people have some serious emotional problems if they get that upset over a story. (Once again, block of text.) People in control of their emotions and have also obtained some sort of common sense, NEVER let little things get them all riled up. (I'm shaking with laughter at the irony of it all. This sounds like every wanker I've ever read about.) It is very sad when one that is supposed to be an adult, cannot handle them like one. I was NEVER angry with the reviewers not liking the story, it’s how they handled themselves when leaving me the reviews. (Keep telling yourself that.) Getting riled up, ranting and raving, screaming and spitting nails over this story is what has caused me to get upset, not the fact that they didn’t like it.
(Dear God, how long can one author's note be?!) (She should win some sort of award for writing an author’s note this long. o_o)

Also as a side note, I NEVER physically hurt ANYONE with this story. I got one reviewer that said. “Oh God please stop writing, your hurting everyone.” Now I want to know where I physically touched that person. (That, um, wasn't what he/she/it was implying. XD) I want to know how I’m twisting anyone’s arms to read this. I have never done anything of the sort in any way, shape or form and I DO NOT appreciate being accused of that! (Moron.) If you’re emotionally hurt over this, its your fault not mine. I’m sorry if it did, but I have placed several warnings describing the content of this story (Yeah, I saw them all.) and if you know what it contains and you do not like this type of material, then why are you reading it? ("If you don't like it, don't read it!" Right?) I do not appreciate getting accused for other people’s actions. It is your choice as the reader to read the content of this story and it is not my fault if it upsets you when you knew from the gecko what it contained. (Fifteen percent off my car insurance? Now I just need a car and we're peachy.) So please DO NOT flame me about it. I also feel like a schoolteacher teaching a bunch of little kids. (God, I'd weep for those kids.) And I find that this really wasn’t necessary and shouldn’t have had to come to this, but it is very hard when your reviewers have forgotten how to conduct themselves like adults.

If you honestly think that being malicious is a good thing and that you’re not wrong in doing so, well then your (Y-O-U-‘-R-E. Get it RIGHT.) blinded by your own selfish pride. People with common sense learn how to take responsibility for themselves and are able to admit when their wrong. (I don't see you admitting to that grammar mistake right there. D:) I have found that many of the reviewers that have left me malicious reviews honestly believe that its appropriate behavior for an adult. (Babe, are you new? Most of the people reviewing probably aren't even adults.) When it really is that they are too self-absorbed in themselves to admit their wrong. (THEY'RE. THEY'RE. GODDAMMIT.) Again that results from selfish pride. One to scared to admit in front of others that they just might be wrong. Also, how can any of you hold any right to call Jenna conceited when in reality, your contradicting yourself by being conceited as well? (Oh, so Jenna IS conceited? Wait, so if they admit to being conceited like fuck, can they freely call her conceited? That's up there with that "ARE YOU WITHOUT SIN?!" bull.) Being conceited is again selfish pride and being self-absorbed. And yes, it is and always will be a fact that most of the reviewers have been conceited and very contradictive. (I wonder why. You're "conceited", lemony self insert isn't gonna attract flowers and bunnies, babe.) Please DO NOT leave me a review that only contradicts what you are trying to preach. You should in reality, take your own advice. (No problem. "I vow to never, ever, ever write a fic in which I, my "persona", or any other projection of myself interacts with, becomes involved with, drinks the urine of, and/or has sex with a canon character." ...does she seriously drink pee? I've been hearing that all over the place. D:)

Again I find it very ridiculous that this had to be as long as it is (YOU'RE TELLING ME!), but it is due to the fact that people not conducting themselves appropriately. (And my comments are so numerous due to the fact that you can't seem to string a single sentence together properly.) Also if I do receive any more malicious reviews, with screaming, spitting nails (Stop it, I keep thinking of Franky. *clutches head* SUPAAAH) (Bah, you and your OP, Megan. :P) or ranting and raving over this story because you do not like it then are to self-absorbed to admit that acting like that is wrong, well then you have proven my point! All of this is very self-explanatory! (THEN WHY, WHY, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REITERATE REPEATEDLY?!)

Now PLEASE DO NOT READ ON if you DO NOT plan on leaving me a review appropriately! (YES, YES, BEING REDUNDANT IS FUN, NOW SHUT UP. :D) (After sitting through that author's note, I HAVE to read on. That'd be like packing up and going home after taking the Ring to the Gates of Mordor.)

Prologue

Dreams come in many forms. Some good, some bad, some very realistic, even ones that feels very real. A dream may come to us from happy events, or even stem from bad events in our lives. Some come to us as a pleasure dream and some come as nightmares. Some become vague memories after time, while some stay very rich in our minds. This is a story about a dream that I had. A dream that became more dreams. A dream that would end one night then resumes the next. It became like a second life. (An inner life, even! :0) Ever since I became a Zelda fan, I grew an interest in Link. I thought of him as the perfect man. One that you could not find of this world. (Those are key, those words right there. Yup.) I thought of him as a man that should have been. The more that he attracted my attention the more I became more attracted to him. I felt like there was a connection between him and me. Then he became a part of me, and after that I fell deeply in love with him. (I feel like I'm still reading the author's notes.)

I know that may sound queer (WTF QUEER) to you but love is a mysterious thing and should not be taken lightly. Love is a very strong emotion, an emotion that should be treasured. Love comes from the heart, but when it takes hold, it’s got you. I quite don't understand it myself, but I do know that when I first laid my eyes upon Link I fell in love with him. (While you were...playing OoT? Dude...he's kind of UGLY. In EVERY GAME IN THE SERIES. AND THE CARTOON. I mean, TP is a step up, but COME ON.) My heart just told me it was right. Told me he was the one, the one I had been searching for. (That isn’t something you should tell people, babe. “One day, I fell in love with a bunch of pixels, and we’ve had sex every night~!” I’d send you to a psychiatrist if I knew you personally.) Ever since then I have felt that it was destiny that has brought me to him. Even in my mind it feels the same. I don't consider myself any different from anyone else. Though I have love for someone that is not really there, he will always remain very real to me inside my heart and in my mind. Even to this day I still love him. He has kept me very happy. He has made me happy when I was sad. (Lol, redundancy.) He has made me feel stronger about myself. He has even taken care of me in ways that no one else can. Even though I have feelings for him, I'm not any different from the rest of you. (Heh.) I will always hold him close to me in my heart. He is still on my mind and I still have dreams. The connection stills remains strong, and the dreams very real.

I lived an entire life with Link in Hyrule. All stemming from a series of dreams. Dreams that I want to have. Dreams that I make happen. From the first day I met him, to the birth of our first child, to even the days when Link and I prepared our family in the event that Gannon should return. (Of course he will. This is the Legend of Zelda. HOW many times was he sealed before Link #3498345 stabbed him through the skull?) This book is based on my inner life. (BOOK? Aw, shit.) A second life lived in a far away land in another time line in another dimension. A tale of love, passion, despair and hope. I enjoyed my inner life. I looked forward to going to sleep to it every night. And I look forward to ones that will come, because LOVE WILL NEVER DIE. (UNLESS MY N64 EXPLODES AND I CANNOT MAKE LOVE TO MY PIXELY HERO!)
The Beginning (Wait, that was not a prologue. o__O)

I will never forget the day, the day I met Link. It was a warm spring day; I was on my usual trip back to Hyrule with my wagon of goods to sell in Hyrule market at the annual Spring Festival (1). (...There are footnotes? Well, I'll be c/ping those to an entirely different document. x_x) I have been a traveling merchant since I was fourteen. This is my sixth year returning to Hyrule. The last two years I was not able to return when Princess Zelda sent word of an evil presence in Hyrule. (Another one? Since when do people panic over that shit? Sure, they run for the hills in Termina, but Hyrule...that's tea time gossip right there.) Then all contact was lost. For almost two years I tried to contact Princess Zelda. (Because a random traveling merchant is buddies with the Princess of Hyrule?) Desperately I kept trying to find out if she was ok. I was never too long without contact with my good friend. (Oh. I guess so.) (Bullshit. Zelda would never be your biffle. She’s smarter than that.) Then I was considering going to investigate, when one-day word (word that only lasted a day? Or one-day old word?) came in that peace had been restored to Hyrule do (DUE) to the legendary "Hero of Time."

After some catching up time with my old friend I came to find out what really happened. Seems that a Gerudo named Gannondorf, an evil man from Gerduo Valley, desired the legendary Triforce. (I've always wondered. Is "Gannondorf" an accepted spelling of his name? Is this like the canon/cannon difference, or am I just being picky?) Though the Triforce was only told (of) in fairy tales to the children where I come from, I was amazed to find out it really existed. (Shouldn't that "though" be "since", then? You aren't very coherent. D:) She told me how she played with things she knew nothing about. (What, is this fic getting lemony already? I submit that this is porn.) And about how Gannondorf tricked the soon to be "Hero of Time" into unlocking the door to the Sacred Realm. (Why don't you just tell us the entire plot, huh? Not that we pretty much know it by heart already.) I even noticed that Zelda was a little older then I. Last I saw her she was four years younger then me. It was told to me that when Gannondorf went into the Temple of Time and into the Scared Realm, time jumped ahead in Hyrule seven years. Yet only two years passed in my land. And in the rest of the world. (.............WHAAAAT? WHAT THE HELL?! That makes no fucking SENSE. Unless you're from Termina or Miyamoto left that plottwist out, you're a little, um, DISILLUSIONED.) (Seriously, what sort of shit is she talking about? Ugh, I’ve read some fucked up timeline stuff but this takes the cake.)

After the "Hero of Time" defeated the King of Evil, the hero was granted to either return to the past or to remain in the present time. Since he chose to remain in the present (in your fantasy world, I presume) Zelda jumped ahead of me in age by four years. It seems that everyone in Hyrule jumped in age from the rest of the world. (Please, please stop using the word "jump". I envision the people of Hyrule JUMPING. And YOUR LOGIC LACKS LOGIC. D:) But now that peace was restored life resumed in Hyrule.... As I made my way down the desert trail that led to Hyrule I begun to think about whom (who.) the "Legendary Hero of Time" was. (Your future sex-slave, duh.)
I was very interested in meeting this man. Princess Zelda never told me his name, but I was going to make it a point this time to finally meet Hyrule's Hero. As I turned off the dirt trail and onto Hyrule field, Hyrule castle appeared in the distance. Dust and dirt kicked up behind the wheels of my wagon as it creaked along. Then as I came closer to the gates of Hyrule castle, a familiar face appeared to greet me. I pulled back on the reins to make the horses come to a complete stop at the front gate, and I realized that the person greeting me was my good friend Princess Zelda. (In reality, she wants to kill you where no one can see her do it.)

I have been a good friend of the Royal Family ever since my first arrival in Hyrule six years ago for Hyrule's annual Spring Festival. (Bull.) Ever since the first day I met the Princess I have been one of her closest friends. (And you wonder why people call her a Sue. Pfft.) I was even considered part of the Royal Family. (*buzzer* Wrong. You lose. By that logic, Link is a member of the Royal Family, too, especially in Minish Cap.) After I climbed down from my perch on the wagon, I ran over to Zelda and hugged her. "Hello Princess Zelda my good friend, yes it is good to see you. (Where did all the fucking commas go?!) How have you been?" Looking at her I could tell she was happy to see me. (Nah, you’re just deluded.) "Oh it is so good to see you again my friend! Come, come, father is waiting to see you!" (Hold a moment. I was under the impression that His Royal Highness was...well, very much dead thanks to Ganondorf.) (Come on Megan, anything’s possible in fanfiction.)
Leaving my wagon to be tended to looted by the stable hands I followed Zelda through the market place and to the gates that lead to the castle. As we approached the castle gates I saw some of the same guards I have seen in the past few years. (How could you have seen them? Not very good guards if they've been traveling around to see a traveling merchant in countries where time makes no sense.)

Saluting to Princess Zelda and me was a guard named Perrino. (I saw Pinot Grigio. Maybe it's just me.) I met him a few years back, during one of my first visits to Hyrule. He was one of the guards that befriended me the first time I arrived. He smiled a friendly smile as we passed by.

"Its nice to see you again Mistress Jenna." He said as he waved.

As I smiled back I thought to myself how good it was to be back again. We went through the front gate and made our way towards the palace garden. Upon approaching the gates leading to the garden another familiar face appeared to greet me. As we walked closer I realized that the face was of Zelda's caretaker Impa of the Sheikahs. As I walked over to Impa she turned to fully face me and a small smile crossed her face.

"Its good to see you again my friend. How has life been treating you?" Impa asked and put a hand on my shoulder. (Is she everyone's friend? Once again, no wonder they call her a Sue.) "Oh fine. Nothing out of the ordinary. I had to chase some thief's off on the first night that I was on my way here. Though after some facing time off I was able to chase them away with my bow." (Translate that, please. And, my God, "thieves." PLEASE.)

Then I made a big grin as I remembered the looks on the thief's faces when I rained arrows on them. (Hee, lolz, carnage and fear. Sounds like someone would be better suited to Mister Dragmire than the Blonde Hero.)

"Well it seems that with the abilities you posses you should have no problem keeping your possessions safe." With another smile Impa gestured for us to go into the garden.

That is where I met him. The man that took my heart. (And ate it, too.) As we walked into the garden I saw a young man in green with his back facing us polishing a rather odd sword. (DEAR GOD, IT'S LIKE NICOLE'S FICS. POLISHING HIS SWORD, POLISHING HIS SWORD. NOOO.) (EW, SERIOUSLY, WHAT WAS I THINKING BACK THEN?) As I watched him I had begun to notice something about the sword. It had a rather odd shape on the hilt. (...because all sword hilts are shaped alike? I thought the Master Sword had a spiffy hilt, thankyou.) The hilt was blue with the top of the hilt looking like a fishes tail. The sword looked rather strangely familiar. (How the hell would she know what the Master Sword looked like? It's been locked away behind the Door of Time for centuries. And one more thing - Link would NOT stay in that time because he'd still have the Master Sword. Link's not the type of person to abuse power, right? The Master Sword gives him the power to CONTROL TIME. Hello? Can we say selfish? I think he has more sense and would return it to its pedestal.) I leaned over to Princess Zelda and asked her who the young man was.

"That is the Legendary quote "Hero of Time," unquote his name is Link." Zelda replied.

My eyes grew as big as saucers (What kind of saucers? China saucers or flying saucers?) (I deem the latter.) as I turned to look back at him. "You mean he is the "Hero of Time" you told me about? The one who saved Hyrule? Then that must be the Legendary Master Sword he is holding?"

Zelda nodded yes. Just then Link turned to look at us. And with one look at his face my heart sank into my chest. (The hell? Where was it in the first place?) (Probably one of her merchant items. “Jenna’s heart! Only 99 rupees!”) He was the most gorgeous man I had ever laid my eyes upon. (Really. He's not. He's also not a "man". As far as canon goes, he's, what, seventeen? Some people think he's a little older, some a little younger, but it's the same idea. He's not a man, nor is Zelda really a woman. --But wait, if Zelda is four years older than you, does that make Link 24 as well? This fucking timeline logic makes no sense to me. D:) At that very moment I fell in love. (“Love at first sight” is just a kinder way of saying you’re lusting, sweetie.)

His eyes were like looking down into deep blue pools of water. His lips firm. His ears long and sexy. (Best. Description. Ever. Because he's the ONLY Hylian with LONG, POINTY ears.) Beautiful blond hair that parted in the middle. And his body was so tight and muscular that it took my breath away. (But...I always thought he was scrawny. D:) (Yeah, what Megan said. D:) When our eyes met, I blushed and swiftly looked away. He approached me and took my hand in his, gently kissed it and asked, "Who might this beautiful young lady be?" (Oh, this all makes sense now. This isn't Link. This is Fabio with super long ears in lingerie. Sorry, no way, Jenna. Link, the Hero of Time, is a COMMONER. If you're going by OoT canon, he is a scrawny, courageous BOY who was raised by CHILDREN, BALLS OF LIGHT, and a TREE in a forest. Also, he basically spent puberty in a coma. As a result, he would NOT learn how to sweet talk a girl by the time you show up. He's still the awkward, shorter-than-average Fairy Boy he always was. The only difference is the big sword. /peeve) (Megan, I love your rants. You should seriously post stuff on Zelda Badfic.) I turned my head back to face him, and as our eyes met again I blushed. "My name is Jenna, I'm a traveling merchant from the Great Lesbian Coast." (Well, I read that sentence wrong.) "My village is there." "I have been a friend of the Royal Family for a long time." "And I come every year for Hyrule's annual Spring Festival." (Um. Hun. You don't need to open new quotes EVERY TIME SHE SPEAKS.) He looked into my eyes and smiled. Watching him smile made my heart pound in my chest. He again took my hand in his, kissed it again and spoke. "Nice to meet you Mistress Jenna." "You are as beautiful as a winter rose." He said as he stared at me with his enchanted blue eyes. "Th-Thank you." I stammered as I blushed again. (AHAHAHAAAAHAAAAA. Are you trying to kill me? XD I think I'll just omit the word "Link" from now on and insert Fabio instead. That'd make this so much easier.)

"What are you doing tonight?" He asked with a soft smile. “You up for sex? ‘Cause I’m game." Stunned, not believing my ears I turned and looked directly into his eyes again. "Nothing really." "I was just going to retire to my wagon and cook supper before settling in front of a fire to read a book." With a glint in his eyes he asked, "Why don't you join me tonight in Kokiri Village (OUTSIDERS ARE NOT ALLOWED IN THE FOREST, PEON, SINCE THEY USUALLY JUST TURN INTO STALFOS AFTER GETTING HOPELESSLY LOST. You are not a unique little snowflake. You are FLAT AS HELL. Sheesh. Where's the personality? And Fabio, get out of fanfiction.) for the annual Spring Night celebration?"(2) "It is a celebration feast that happens the night before the Spring Festival." Without hesitation I took him up on his offer. "I would love to go." I said with a soft smile. "I will pick you up this evening." Link said with a grin. Just then a deep voice rumbled through the garden. "Jenna my dear friend, how have ye been?" A grandfatherly face appeared before me. With a smile I curtseyed before the King. "King Zelda, my old friend how have I missed you!" (King WHAT? Wow, who decided to name the poor girl after her father? D: And wait, why the FUCK did his Royal Highness say "ye"?! I was under the impression that royalty needed to be, um, refined.) " I have been just fine." " It is really nice to see you again." I said with excitement in my voice. As always the King thought of me as a daughter (Effing Sue.) and always looked forward to the day when I would arrive in Hyrule for the annual Spring Festival. He always liked to see what new merchandise I have picked up thought my travels since the last time I was there. And most of the time he would buy something from me. But he always liked it when I would show up since I would bring lots of fun and happiness. As I looked at the King I realized I was some what at home. (And you wonder why they call her a Sue.)

As he started to approach me I ran up to the King and gave him a hug. (Someone execute her. Please.) How I missed him. Ever since my parents died when I was very young (saw that coming), I never let anyone get very close to me. But the King was different. He opened up to me, took me into his family and became like a father to me. He gave me a home to come to every year. When I was in Hyrule, I felt at home. (MORE redundancy! My favorite!)

"Jenna my sweet daughter, what have ye acquired through thy travels this past year?" I smiled at the King (HOLY HELL, WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE THAT!? And here I was thinking of Hagrid whenever he said "ye". Babe, I don't recall Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule speaking in outdated English. Please to be making a little more sense, thank you.), "You must see some of the new cloth I picked up in the city of Skyile." (Sky Island? Was it made of Cloud? I wonder how they'd go about making clothing from that; I suppose they'd have to, since they don't have cotton and such, right? Perhaps--...okay, back to Zelda.) "The great city of light." I smiled, as the King's eyes grew big. "Jenna my daughter, you must show me what you've acquired." Then he took my hand and began to lead me out of the garden. With one last look back at Link, I smiled at him. "See you tonight." I said before I left. After spending some time with the King, he brought some of my new cloth then let me settle in for the night. (But I thought YOU brought the cloth. D:)

I returned to the inside of my wagon and prepared a hot bath. (A bath. In a wagon. That's one high-class wagon.) I went to the mirror and brushed my hair while I waited for the water to heat up. After about five minuets the water was ready. (Ah, the age old typo.) (After all that dancing, no wonder she needs a bath.) As I slipped down into the warm water, it felt good against my sore muscles. I begun to relax and slowly let my thoughts drift. Link was the only thing on my mind. "He is sooo handsome." (You know what song “I Touch Myself,” right? Well, I can imagine that playing right now. X_x) I thought to myself. (I DON’T WANT ANYBODY ELSE~) "That is the heroic man who became the "Legendary Hero of Time" (Why do you keep fucking putting that in quotes? He's the Hero of Time. There are no questioning quotes in there.) and saved Hyrule from a life of darkness." Though something tugged at the back of my mind. I remembered that I had wanted to marry one day. And Link would be a good choice since he was my age, strong, smart, and handsome and would help make strong beautiful children. (Don't forget that you just met him. :D) Yes indeed Link would make a good husband. Then I took the soap and washed up. After I washed I got out of the tub and dried off. I went to the wardrobe closet to pick out a dress for this evening's occasion. After some rummaging, I picked a low v cut white dress with lace that held the v together. Gold embroidered Triforce symbols lined the bottom of the dress. And the sleeves started from mid arm and ran all the way down my arm to my wrist. Next I picked a gold choker with the Triforce symbol for around my neck. And a gold Triforce ring for my finger. Then I had to do my hair. I braided my hair into a halo braid and ran a beautiful silver lace through it. (It would have been better if she had put her hair up in the shape of the Triforce.) After that I went to the full-length mirror to look at myself. As I looked myself over, a knock came at the door. (Heh. The gratuitous Mary Sue Fashion Show.)

"Come!" I yelled. (Wait, what? This IS porn.) Appearing in the doorway was the man I had set my eyes on. (Did he come to bring them back? "They've been looking down my shirt since you set them on me. I really, really don't want them.") His eyes grew big, as he looked me over. "You look beautiful tonight." (Because he's seen her enough to determine when she is or isn't beautiful.) Link said as he took my hand and kissed it. Then he led me out the door. There were two horses in front saddled for riding. One was a rust colored mare with a white main and tail with a black mussel. (White main what? And the mussel. Ah, the mussel. Seems like Epona's been to the beach, yes? --Does Hyrule even HAVE beaches?) (It honestly took me three read-throughs of this thing to realize what “mussel” meant. I thought it meant muscle, for some reason. Of course, now it all makes sense.) The other was one of my brown mares with a black main and tail. The one he had gotten was the one with the white star on her forehead. The one whom I named "Star Dancer." (Lol @ your wit.) He led me to my mare and helped me into the saddle. Then he mounted the other horse. Looking back at me his eyes seemed to glow in the moonlight. "Follow me, I will lead the way." Then he booted the horse in the legs (You mean the SHINS? Even I know that.) and took off at a slow gallop. (A canter? It's trot -> canter -> gallop, right? How is it that I don't know ANYTHING of horses - I'm pulling that canter crap outta my ass and hoping it's right - yet I know you're wrong?) I then followed. We rode to the south side of Hyrule field and came upon a long dark tunnel. "This way!" Link called. "Through here!" I watched as Link disappeared into the tunnel. Then I followed. At the other end we crossed a bridge and then into what seemed to be a village. (Wait, wait. I was never allowed to bring Epona into Kokiri Forest. Godmoding bitch.) (Seriously, I’d give a leg to ride Epona there and through the Lost Woods. That’s why I love that cheat in Majora that let’s you ride Epona in Clock Town.)

Little people wearing green clothes that looked like kids (because they are?) started to surround us when we stopped. "This is the Kokiri Village." "The place where I was raised." Link said as he dismounted. After I dismounted one of the kid like Kokiri took our horses to tend to them. (They do not have horses. Nor do they let Hylians enter.) As I walked around the village the child like people began watching me. They all seemed very curious (as) to who I was. (I don't blame them.) As I looked around at them I noticed that they had something floating around them. As I took a closer look I noticed that they looked like fairies from the fairy tales told to us in our village as kids. "Were these really fairies from the stories I heard as a child?" I thought to myself. (The redundancy is staring to get old. D:) Just then one of the Kokiri, a young girl approached me. "My name is Saria, what's yours?" The young girl asked. "Although technically I’m not supposed to be here, being a Sage and all." "My name is Jenna, it's a pleasure to meet you." I replied. "Are you the one that came with my friend Link for our Spring Night Festival?" Saria's eyes seemed to glow at that moment. "Yes he invited me." I said as a smile crossed the Kokiri girl's face.

I could tell that she knew I had my eyes set on Link, though she remained silent about it. There were male Kokiri as well. One in particular was one named Mido. He was the leader of the Kokiri and a dear friend of Saria and Link. He had a sense of humor but he yet remained stern and headstrong for he was their leader and was responsible for their lives. (I don't remember that Mido. I remember the Mido that was a bitch to everyone, especially to Link. "YOU NEED A SHIELD. GO GET A SHIELD. GO GET A FUCKING SHIELD YOU BRAT." "I don't have enough MONEY for a SHIELD, you flaming MORON." "CUT GRASS." Because it's a good life when you can find money in the grass.) It was time for the feast, Saria gestured for me to join them at the feast table. She led me to the seat next to Link. As I sat down next to him she smiled and winked at me. "Did she plan this?" I asked myself, and then smiled. (Matchmaker!Saria?) (She totally wants to watch them get it on.) After a moment I looked over all of the food. There was a great abundance of food to eat. There was cooked pork in a rich chestnut cream sauce, beef stew, cooked turkey, all different kinds of cheeses, bread and butter, cooked vegetables and even many different kinds of fruit. My mouth began to water as I combed over the food. After I served myself, I began to eat. As I was eating I could not help but notice that Link was watching me out of the corner of his eye. (Back off, Fabio. You only just met her, and you're already ravenous.)

I could feel his stare. Though it was pleasant. (Because you're not allowed to feel pleasant stares? Your writing structure is so...icky.) Then our eyes met and a smile crossed his face. As I stared into his eyes they seemed to glow under the light of the moon. (That's a little creepy. All I can think of is Princey's eyes glowing when he got life upgrades in SoT. That never ceased to freak me out, along with the whispering lady. D:) He even looked more handsome in the moonlight. And I told myself that I would be crazy to pass up a man like this. (Bow chika bow bow.) After everyone finished eating, all of the Kokiri got up and started to dance. Some of the Kokiri even played instruments. As the music drifted in the air Link took my hand in his. "Would you care to dance?" I looked at him and smiled. "Yes, I'd love to." He led me to where everyone else was and we started to dance. We danced and drank long into the night. And to show my appreciation I even did a solo dance. Then after I did my dance I went to sit down and rest. I was tired. (And drunk, I assume, as you "drank long into the night"?) Link came and sat down beside me. "You look real tired." "Are you ready to retire." Link said as he put his hand on my shoulder. I nodded yes and tried to get up and walk. But I was so tired and had too much to drink that I stumbled. (Because the Kokiri possess alcohol? Oh, I bet the Deku Tree gives it to them so he can watch any drunken action that goes on. Pervert.) Catching me in his arms, Link led me back to where I was sitting. "I think it would be wise if you stay here tonight." " I have plenty of room and I can escort you back to the castle in the morning." Link looked at me with a worried look (Redundancy. Again.) and I decided to stay. And that is how we spent every night together, even up to the night when I finally shared his bed. (Wait, you got drunk EVERY NIGHT until you actually married him? Or until you fucked him blind (which I'm surprised you haven't yet), depending on what you meant? Was it a drunken boo-boo? "Whoops. No more mead for me.")

I started to know within side (Wait, what? ._o) myself that Link was the one I wanted to be with. Even more so on the night when I shared myself with him...... (Is the porn coming? I've been bracing myself for tongues and lips and rubbing and fluids, but nothing's happening. D: Don't make me sit in fear the entire time; get on with it! --wait, isn't this ENTIRE fic lemon? ...shit.)

It was a warm spring night and night had just arrived. (I had no idea.) Link and I were sharing the quiet sounds of the night together. I had been seeing Link for a little more then a month. The Spring Festival had come and gone and the warm weather was finally returning. All signs of winter were almost gone and my time in Hyrule was about to end for this year. In two weeks I would be leaving for the city of Tar Vera. (All I can think of is True Tar. Wtf.) Knowing this made me sad to go since I did not want to leave Link. (Ignoring Zelda and Ye Olde King.)

I had finally found someone that I truly loved and I would have to leave him behind when it was time to leave. Even Link was not happy after I told him that I would be leaving soon. When I told him his face went from happy to a depressed one. (That made me giggle. I'm so sorry.) (“His face went from :D to D:” Teehee.) He wanted to be with me and he wanted me to stay in Hyrule with him. But I was going to spend every last minute I had left with him enjoying it. We had remained quiet for quite some time, then it was Link who broke the silence. "Jenna........ it has been a wonderful almost two months with you......."I watched him as he stuttered to find his words. "Even as short as it was‚ I really enjoyed the time I've spent with you." "I wish you did not have to leave." "I do not think I will ever find another quite like you." Link said as a look of sadness appeared in his eyes. At that moment I was on the verge of tears. I was in love with him. (I had no effing clue!) I leaned over and softly placed my lips on his and kissed him tenderly. Then he looked deeply into my eyes and told me he loved me. With those words I began to cry. I had never felt this way before. Like the way he makes me feel when I'm with him. (Oh, blah. This is so boring. And uninspiring. This isn't Fabio, this is definitely...I dunno, the romantic side of Grignr that separated from him at birth.) (Teehee. <3)

He gently took his hand and wiped away my tears. (That sounds like he picked up his hand and used it to wipe her face. X___x And ohGod, I read ahead and HERE COMES THE PORN.) Then he put his hand underneath my chin and slowly lifted my head up until our eyes met. With his hand, he drew my face close to his, gently placed his lips on mine and kissed me softly. At that moment I took the opportunity to deepen the kiss. As our tongues met I started to feel his hands caressing my body. As he gently caressed my body, I let out small moans into his mouth. Then he moved his lips to my neck, placing sweet nibbles on it as his hands trickled up my back to the clasp of my dress. (Trickled?! EEEEW. Since when do hands trickle? ...since when does anything trickle UP?!) Little by little he slowly started to remove my dress and I felt my body quivering under the gentle caressing of his broad hands as he pulled the dress down off my legs and tossed it aside. (Boy, Jenna likes being caressed.) Slowly he moved back to my lips and kissed me forcefully, his tongue begun probing my mouth. My tongue slowly met his, causing it to intertwine with his, tasting the sweetness of him. (And then they got literally tongue-tied and were stuck like that.) Then we broke off the kiss and I looked into his dark blue eyes as I reached up to remove the belt from around his waist. (But...but...Link's eyes aren't dark blue. D: I always thought his were lighter while Zelda's are dark. ...maybe that's just personal preference. Carry on. I know you will.)

Slowly I pulled off his belt letting it fall to the ground, then I slipped my hands under his tunic and swiftly removed it as his lips went to my breasts. (For some reason, I imagine her ripping his tunic in half.) As his lips and tongue teased the nipples of my breasts (in case we forgot where those fickle lips went in the last sentence), I felt new feelings swarm threw my body. (AHAHAHA THE INFAMOUS THREW.) (IT NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME ROFFLE.) My back arched and groans of pure pleasure escaped past my lips. Never had I felt such feelings before. Never had my body ever felt such pleasure. (You need to get out more.) Then Link slowly moved his lips down my body till he reached my navel. (Well, at least you spelled THAT right. I would've pissed myself if you'd said "naval".) When he kissed it a giggle passed my lips. Then he looked up and we looked into each other's eyes as I reached up to his chest and placed my hands on the lace that held the collar together of his white under shirt. (Wait, Link’s wearing lace?) His body started quivering as my hands worked across his chest while I removed his white undergarments. Then I yanked it off, exposing his beautiful heavenly naked body. (*angels and harps and clouds and light* Haaaaallelujah~.) A body of pure heaven. (...Enel? *killed.*) (How is that I know who you mean?)

Our lips met again as he gently pushed me down onto his bed, climbing on top of me. (Wait, they're in Kokiri Forest! Isn't that bed, like, a hollowed out log?!) (Ew, that is not good for the back, especially in this situation. “Link, get the hell off me! I think there’s a twig in my spine!”) I begun to feel his heart beating in his chest (Good to know he's alive.) as his lips moved back to the nipples on my breasts. (Good to know they're in the right place.) Soft moans of pleasure passed my lips as he nibbled gently on my nipples causing them to become erect. As he teased my nipples with his lips and tongue, I felt his handwork its way down my body. First to my thighs, then between my legs. He gently brushed his hand across the lips of my mound (*SPORFLEDIE* MOUND, MOUND. I'd make a baseball joke if it wouldn't make me lame.) (I THINK OF MOUNDS BARS. UGH, I CAN’T EAT THOSE FOR WEEKS WHENEVER I READ THIS.) and I groaned to tell him to continue. Slowly his fingers probed around the inside of my flower (FLOWER, FLOWER, IT'S BETTER THAN THE MOUND), sending strange new pleasurable feelings cursing threw my body. (FUCKDAMNSHIT *fling*) I moaned louder as his fingers caressed the inside of my mound, moving in a slow up and down motion. Then his fingers brushed against my clit, and I screamed out as a pulse of pure ecstasy raced threw me. I grabbed his hand and pulled it closer, telling him that I wanted more. Taking the hint, he teased me, as his hand brushed across my clit every few strokes. My body shuddered under his touch as my soft moans turned into cries of pleasure and pure ecstasy. (I should start tallying up the uses of "pleasure" and "ecstasy".) As Link's fingers teased and caressed my mound, his fingers moved down until they brushed over the entrance. Slowly Link inserted a finger, slipping it into the wetness probing me inside, causing animal like cries to pass my lips. (...oh, here we go.) Then I arced my back and screamed in pure ecstasy as he begun to thrust his broad fingers deep inside my hot wetness. New feelings flooded threw my body, rushing to my head like a sugar high, as his fingers pushed their way in and out of my sleek beautiful body. (Pfft. And you wonder why they call her a Sue.) (Conceited little bitch, ain’t she?) With each thrust, my legs shuddered sending momentary shocks to my lower organs. (“Lower organs?” Like, her uterus? Bladder? Maybe her heart sunk down into her cervix?) Then I arched my back, my body screaming in ecstasy (As in her torso actually making noises?) as his movements became faster. I reached up and dug my nails into his muscular back (thus literally scarring him for life) as the eternal bliss raced through my every vein.

I began feeling jolts of pure hot passion surging through my lower organs , through my bones as I felt myself starting to climax. My back arced again and I grunted in cat like sounds (D:) as he begun to thrust his fingers deeper until he accidentally grabbed one of my ovaries, upping the movement. My hands felt his back become sweaty as I dug my nails in deeper. Then my slender body twisted as I came to full climax, and I screamed in ecstasy as my warm juices gushed down his hand. (...ew.) (I second that.) Falling back painting (Multitask FTW! Zelda couldn't even close her window to protect herself from the ebil snakes after an orgasm, but Jenna! Jenna can have sex while creating art! The question of the night: what was she painting WITH? Eeew.), I looked into his eternal blue eyes. " I want to make love to you." I whispered to him as he ate my body with his hungry stare. (That's just creepy. And Grignr-esque. I guess I wasn't far off with that.) "I've wanted to make love to you from the first day I met you." Link said as his hungry lips returned to my beautiful neck. (Okay, that'd creep me out. "Dude, problems much? I'd just come back from icky, dirty traveling, and you were LUSTING?" "...but you have a bath in your wagon." "Point taken. Now, take ME, dammit.")

Then I bucked (Ahaha, I read that as “bucketed.” Badfic is not good for one’s sight.) my head back and cat like sounds escaped passed my lips as he pressed his hot body down against mine. As I ran my nails down his sweaty back and I felt our hearts starting to beat faster as our bodies became hungry for each other. (Mental images, mental images. I keep thinking of that icon with the girls going down the slide with the...teeth...)

Suddenly strange new feelings begun to surge through me as our passions ignited. (How many new feelings can one come across in a matter of minutes? I'd start to get pissed after a while.) Then as he penetrated deep inside my sweaty body, the feeling rushed through me like a raging river (No, I think that’s the semen.), the feeling of..........(Cock?) feeling like a women. (Make up your mind! A woman or women?) Never had I felt this way before. (Viiirgin.) I felt my body beginning to surge with strange new feelings (AGAIN) as I let my virginity slip away. (Like...what, is it leaving your body?) As we made love I whispered in his ear that he made me feel like a women and to my surprise he said I made him feel like a man. (True dat - he's just a scrawny, awkward boy like I said before.) We made love long into the night. For filing each other's hot desires and fantasies (away in a cabinet). And I thought to myself that this was one thing I did not want to miss. I wanted to drink in every part of him. (Are these two cannibals?) And after it was over I could not wait to feel him again.

The next few days were depressing. Us knowing that I was leaving in less then two weeks made us depressed. (They were depressed. In case we missed that.) (Oh, I thought she was role-playing Gollum/Sméagol.) The nights were spent mostly quiet except for the occasional sigh. I was beginning to think I'd never be this happy again. Link made me feel special. He made me feel like a women. And he was my first. "Do I really have to leave?" I asked myself. But then I remembered that the places I travel to every year were counting on me so I had to go. Love or not. (Yes, the world needs Jenna.)

It was the day before I was leaving. I was at the market place for the last time for this year. I was at my stand selling what I had left when I saw Link enter the market and headed for where I was. As I watched him I wondered if this was going to be the last time I was ever going to see him. I began to cry when he approached me. Taking his hand he gently wiped away my tears and told me not to cry. He looked deeply into my brown eyes (Well, at least they’re not emerald or sapphire or silver or multi-colored.) and told me he had something to tell me. Then he got down on one knee and produced a small gold box. He opened it to reveal a gold diamond ring (ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL!) inside. (Ew, gold. I hate gold. Get white gold, at least.) With a loud gasp I clopped my hands over my mouth. (Clip clop, clip clop.) Then he took my hand in his. "Will you marry me?" He asked with hope in his eyes as I started to cry again.

"Oh my Goddesses......yes, yes I will!" I said in between tears. He took my left hand and placed the ring on my finger. Then he got up, we embraced and started to kiss. Now I knew I did not have to leave. Hyrule was meant to be my home. We were destined to be together. (Wait, what about all the people who need you? D:) (How dare she abandon all those people. D:)

Summer finally arrived and signs of spring were slowly fading. I was spending my days at Hyrule castle helping with the chores and making plans for my upcoming wedding. Link spent his days building a home in the Lost Woods for us to live in after we were married. (Yeah, they realized soon enough that the little logbed wasn't...very fulfilling.) (And stuck them with twigs.)

I was excited about our upcoming wedding. I was marring Link. (Well, yeah, we could tell by the way you sliced his back up with your nails.) I finally had the man I fell in love with. He was special to me. And he was building a home for us to live in. A home for us to raise our family in. Link told me he wanted to be a father and that most of all he wanted a son. (That's the single line in this story that made me genuinely happy. But everything else sort of devours it and takes away from it. D:) We had talked about having children together. When I first started my traveling, I did not want children, but now that I was marring Link (You bitch. Don't hurt him. D:), I decided I wanted to have children with him. Having children by him would make them strong and beautiful, since Link was strong and beautiful himself. (Yes, having children in his presence might let some of his Gringrism rub off on the young'ns.)

Even my friendship with Princess Zelda and her father grew stronger when we told them about our engagement and that we were going to have children. Since Zelda was not betrothed and had not yet wed, this was the closest thing to her being a mother and the King being a grandfather. (...wait, what? I just did NOT follow that sentence at all.) Now that we were to wed my life was almost complete.

The Wedding

It was the day of our wedding and I had been nervous all day long. The time to walk down the isle (*uncontrollable laughter*) drew near, and I felt a rush of nervousness run through me. But I was not going to let that stop my wedding day. I was in the bridal chamber with Impa and Princess Zelda. As Impa and Princess Zelda worked on my hair, I stared down at my dress, fingering with the lacy design at my waist.

The dress was the most beautiful and the most expensive I had ever seen. (Oh, God. Here we go again.) The King had spared no expense when he had it made. The top of the dress was a low "V" cut with lace that crisscrossed in front of my breasts to hold them up. (Wait, they sag? *still giggling like a moron*) (It would seem so. XD) And a feathery lace design lined the edges. Inter woven in the lace was an intricate design of pearls and at the very center was a gold Triforce design. The lace design "V at the waist and a different lace pattern started where the other left off. The other pattern was all of the Triforce design. Smaller gold Triforce symbols lined the bottom of the dress. The sleeves were a see through lace that ran from mid arm all the way down to my wrist and attached at my middle finger. My veil had a full pearl design at the front and small solid white Triforce designs lines the edges. (Triforce, Triforce, Triforce! Jeez, we get it, you’re into Triforces.) After I was fully dressed all that was left to do was finish my hair.

Impa stopped working on my hair and let Zelda finish it. She walked over to a table and picked something up. When she came back over she handed me a gold choker that had a Triforce charm with a Diamond dangling in the center. I looked up at Impa while I fingered it. (She sure liked to finger things.) It was very beautiful. I started to say something but Impa interrupted me. "It will look beautiful on you." She took it and the Sheika(h) smiled as she fastened it around my neck. Then I smiled back at her." Thank you Impa." "Its very beautiful."

Just then Princess Zelda said she was done with my hair. I walked over to a mirror to take a look. The sides of my hair were done into (Please, PLEASE say Leia doughnuts.) a halo braid. The back of my hair was done up into four smaller braids that looped up and attached to the back of f the halo braid. A silvery lace ran from the front of my hair to the back of my head and then around the four smaller braids. As I touched my hair with my hand as opposed to my foot I turned to look at Princess Zelda and smiled at her. "Thank you soo much, I just love it." I cooed as she smiled back.

As princess Zelda looked me over she said something was missing. After thinking for a bit, she turned and walked over to her vanity and opened up a small jewelry box. She picked up something out of it closed the jewelry box lid and walked back over to me.

Taking my left hand she held up my hand and fastened a beautiful gold bracelet around my wrist. Looking at it I could tell it was real(ly) expensive. The bracelet was of pure solid gold. (God, I wish it was liquid gold. Burn into her skin. Like Luffy. I'm still wondering why that didn't leave a HORRIBLE mark, considering he had it on him for a few episodes. I know One Piece time (and logic) is wonky, but still. ...okay, back to Zelda.) At the center was a Triforce charm. (Kill yourself.) Diamonds lined the edges of the bracelet and Rubies lined the inner part. At the center of the Triforce charm was an Emerald. (Okay, there's only so many Triforce representations one can wear before looking hilarious. I mean, Zelda only has a handful.)

I looked back up at Princess Zelda and she smiled a kind of a sad smile. "It was my mother's." "But I want you to have it." (Yeah, fine, just give away your dead mother’s heirloom.) She said with a hint of sadness in her voice. A blank looked crossed my face as I looked back down at the bracelet. "I....I cannot accept this." I said as I held my wrist back out at her. Princess Zelda blinked in surprise. "Nonsense....mother would have done the same thing if she were here." (I bet she wouldn't.) "Besides I want you to have it." "It looks beautiful on you." "Take it........and that's an order." Impa nodded in agreement and I smiled back. "Thank you soo much!" I said as I hugged my friend. Satisfied with how I looked we got my bouquet and headed towards the courtyard.

The wedding was about to begin. There was a loud bustle as people tried to find their seats. Everyone in Hyrule had attended. (Wait, WHAT? Every single person in the country gives a shit about this Sue? Hell, hardly half of them even know who Link is, whether they've met him or not. He doesn't exactly run around with "HERO OF TIME" written on his forehead.) Even all of the sages had to attend. (Had to. As opposed to, you know, protecting Ganon's seal or something important like that.) The King would settle for no less. (Oh, I get it. "Come to this fucking wedding or I will behead you on the grounds of treason." Oh, I'm sorry, "thee".) All of Hyrule was going to witness Link and I being wed. (And you know what; I bet you anything that when Zelda gets married, no one will give two shits about it because she’s not Jenna.) As the crowd begun (began) to settle down the King came to my side. Since he was like a father to me, he was going to be the one who was giving me away to Link. (I wonder, did Hyrulians have our kind of weddings? Isn't this a medieval-esque setting in a completely different world? Even Termina weddings weren't the same, in case you forgot about the mask crap. Couples Mask, how I loved obtaining thee. "LET'S SEE HOW MUCH SHIT I CAN DO IN BETWEEN AND STILL GET THE COUPLES MASK! :DDDDD") I started to get nervous again as the wedding music begun to play. (BEGAN.)

First the flower girl went out. As she spread the flower petals along the red carpet (Spread? As in, slowly walked down the aisle, smushing them about on the fabric?) she looked like a little angel. I hoped that the day Link and I had children we would have a girl as pretty as her. (But... who was she? Some random girl they picked up off the street?) Then I watched as all my brides maids were walked out one by one with the ushers. Next I saw Link being walked out with Princess Zelda. He looked soo handsome dressed in Prince clothes as he walked down the isle. (I'm still trying to figure out why this is such a big deal. So a Sort-of Knight (as far as we know) is marrying a Traveling Merchant, and both happen to be friendly with the Royal Family. Big. Fucking. Deal. No wonder Ganondorf could take over; the King's a total pussy and doesn't have his priorities straight.) When he reached the alter (ALTAR) and took his place it was my turn to walk. Taking the King's arm we begun to walk down the isle. (Began. Aisle. I give up.) As we walked my eyes darted around the room. The nervousness rushed over me. Then my eyes landed on Link. I could see his beautiful smile, but since I was nervous I was glad Link could not see my face from underneath my veil.

When we reached the alter, I took my place at Link's left. Zelda my Maid of Honor was to my left, and Daurina Link's Best Man was to his right. (Okay. One, it's DARUNIA. And two, why the HELL is he the best man?! DDDD: I know, the whole Sworn Brother thing, but WHAAT.) (Well, Hyrule’s rather lacking in useful males. I’d be surprised if it was someone other than Darunia. I mean, who else is there? The carpenters? Dampè?) Before I fixed my eyes forward I looked at Link from the corner of my eye. Man how I loved him. Then the preacher begun to speak.

"We have gathered here today to witness this man and woman being joined in Holy Matrimony and ignore the fact that we all follow a polytheistic religion." "This is a special time, a Holy time when a man and a woman come together and are joined under the witness of god." (Hyrule has three goddesses. And/or gods, if you're going by WW. Which you aren't. But there is no "God" in Zelda.) "May your marriage bring long life and happiness." "Do you Link take this woman to be your wife, to love, to hold, to cherish, in sickness and in health until death do you part?" "Yes I do." Link responded. 'And do you Jenna take this man to be your husband, to love, to hold, to cherish, in sickness and in health until death do you part?" "Yes…Yes I do." I said softly. " The rings to rule them all please." The preacher gestured for the ring bearer Frodo to bring over the rings. We were handed each other's ring and told to give each other our personal vows. Taking my left hand Link slid the ring on my finger. "With this ring I thee wed." Link said with passion. Then I took his left hand and slid the ring on his finger. "With this ring I thee wed." I said as I looked deeply into his eyes.

We then looked back at the preacher and he finished the ceremony. "If there is anyone who thinks this man and woman should not be joined let them speak now or forever hold their peace." (PLEASE, GODDESSES OF HYRULE, STRIKE THEM DOWN AS THEY STAND BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE) After a moment of silence, the preacher spoke again. "By the power vested in me I now pronounce you husband and wife." "You may now kiss the bride." Gently Link lifted up my veil and for a moment we stared deeply into each other's eyes. Then I closed my eyes, as he gently took me into his arms and gently pressed his lips on mine. Then every one started clapping as we made our marriage final. I felt a rush of happiness run through me. It felt warm, like the sun, which also happens to cause skin cancer. As we kissed everything was silent, only the sound of our hearts beating together was heard. (What happened to the crowd consisting of every single person in Hyrule?) This was the happiest day of my life.

Next I gestured for all of my Bride's Maids and my Maid of Honor to gather around behind me. Then I turned my back and threw the bouquet over my shoulder. Everyone reached to grab it, but it was Princess Zelda that caught it. I looked at her and a smile crossed her rosy face as I winked. She would be the next to wed. (Naaaaw. I had no idea what that means. D: But without Link, who the hell will she marry? There aren't any other men in Hyrule. *cough*) Then I looked at Link, smiled at him and took his arm. He led me out towards the reception hall as everyone threw rose petals over us.

The reception hall was set quite beautifully. There were flower displays, white dove symbols interlocked with the Triforce lined the walls, there were white candles lining the room and a huge wedding cake sat in the center. As everyone filled in to the room, (Wait, EVERYONE?! As in, THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF HYRULE?! In one reception hall?! It's not that I don't have faith in the Royal Family, but I can't see that happening. I mean, who knows what kind of nutcases are filing in with everyone else.) Link and I went over to the cake and stood side by side behind it. The music begun to play as Link and I took the knife and cut the cake. We each took a piece and fed it to each other. He missed my mouth and got some on my face.

Next thing I knew we had cake all over our faces. And I giggled as I smeared some on his nose. People laughed at the funny sight (ahahaaohoohohoho ow my sides) and I smiled at Link as we started whipping the cake off our faces. (Ow, wtf? This IS a porno.) There were two goblets sitting by the cake, and a bottle of Champagne next to them. Link popped the cork and poured the Champagne into the goblets. (Hyrule seems more of a barrels-of-ale type place than a bottles-of-champagne type place. Or maybe that’s just me.) He put the bottle down and we picked up the goblets, interlocked arms and drank from each other's cups. Everyone clapped and then made a toast to our marriage. "May your life together bring happiness and new experiences!" Zelda said as she raised her goblet high (New experiences. It will certainly bring ME some new experiences. D:) "Here, here!!" Some one else yelled. Then the music changed in to a dance, and everyone crowded onto the ballroom floor. Link led me by the hand and the crowd formed a circle around us as we begun to dance together. As I danced with Link I felt like I was dancing on air. I Felt as light as a feather. (In a wedding dress and about ten pounds worth of jewelry? I don’t think so.) I got into the music, my thoughts drifted and I begun to flow in unison with Link's body. He took the lead and I let myself go with the flow. As I looked into his beautiful dark blue eyes, there was passion flickering in them. His eyes made me melt in his arms, and as we danced together I felt at peace. When we were done dancing, it was time for our wedding song to be played. (The thought of Link trying to dance has me peeing myself with laughter. Oh, wait. This is Gringr's Other Half. GOH. I like that. ("TEKKAI...GOU!"...okay, back to Zelda.))

Link had found someone to sing our wedding song. A beautiful young redheaded girl named Malon from Lon Lon ranch was to sing for us. (There's a plus. No matter how painful her singing sounds on a N64, I still love her when she sings. :D) (Agreed. X3) She got up on the platform and started to sing "Your love floats on the wings of a dove" Malon's voice was very beautiful and as she sung the song it moved me. I moved closed to Link and laid my head on his shoulder. He took his arm and put it around me as Malon continued to sing. The song was so moving that tears of happiness begun to steam down my face. I looked deeply into Links deep blue eyes and whispered to him that he was my everything. My world. I saw love in his eyes, in his facial expressions, he brought my face closer to his and told me that I was his one true love, his first intimately, and his world. His passion made me feel good inside, warmed my soul. I felt like the sky was limit. And when I was with him it felt like flying. (Remember, they’ve only known each other for a little over two months.)

At the end it was time for Link and I to leave for our Honeymoon. As we walked out of the castle and to the awaiting rusty brown mare, the King and Zelda had one last gift to give. Zelda walked up to me and took my hand placed an Ocarina in it and closed my fingers around it. "I want you to have this as my gift to you both." (EXCUSE ME, NO. That'd be the key to unlocking Ganondorf, kthx. ...dude, it'd kick ass if Jenna turned out to be a minion of Ganon and betrayed everyone. That'd make this fic great.) (I’ve been wanting to write something like that for ages.) I looked at it and Link's face grew a surprised look. ("...uh, Zelda, that thing can destroy the world. And manipulate time. And make me go through puberty. What are you THINKING?") "Are you sure?" Link looked at her squarely. "I know that these are the keys to the door of time, but I think that it would be safer with the both of you." Zelda replied with a reassured look in her eyes. I looked at Link and he knew I was confused. "This is what Gannondorf used in tricking me to open the door to the Sacred Realm." Link said as remembered that day, he never forgot it. I remembered what I was told, the stories of Gannondorf. But Link and I holding the keys might be safer. "Thank you, we will take good care of it." I said as I hugged her and she smiled. Then the King hugged me, gave Link a pat on the back and a wink. I knew what he meant by that. (Bow chika bow bow) Then we went to the horse that was waiting for us.

Link carried me to the saddle. The horse was Epona. There was a "Just Married" sign tied to the saddle over Epona's behind. (Ew. That poor mare.) Colored strings of yarn hung from the back of the saddle and from the bottom of the sign. (I’d love it if Epona stumbled on them and then threw Link and Jenna off and ran for the hills.) Link lifted me up into the saddle then mounted in front of me. I threw my arms around his waist as he checked to see if I was ready. Then he gently booted Epona in the ribs and (broke them?) we took of at a gallop. I could hear the King and Zelda saying goodbye as we rode but soon their voices drifted into the distance.

The Honeymoon (Expecting lots of sex over here. Not looking forward to it.)

After a long ride we reached the Great Coast. The Summer Cabin the King had set up for us was along the ocean. Link pulled back on the reins and Epona came to a full stop. He helped me down, dismounted himself and took Epona to the stable. After he returned he picked me up into his arms and carried me over the threshold and inside. Once inside my eyes grew as big as saucers. The entire place was furnished. (OH MY GOD, THERE’S FURNITURE IN A LIVING SPACE?! I THOUGHT SUCH A THING WAS ONLY A MYTH!) Candles were lit everywhere and a table with a meal already prepared on it was set for two. Two candles were lit in the center. And I wondered who could have made the food. Then I remembered that one of the Sages left the reception early. The Sage of Water, Ruto. (Yeah, sure, you notice one out of THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF HYRULE leave? And one who was lusting after Link, too. Ha.)

I looked around and saw a small letter on the table by the door. I opened it and it was from Ruto. The letter said: "Link was supposed to marry me, but I was blind to his happiness. As I watched him with you I saw how happy he had become. Now I realize what I had done was wrong. I could not hold Link to something he would not be happy with. I hope your life together brings you both the happiness and peace you both desire. When you two have your first born please come and see me." Signed -Ruto the Water Sage. (That was not Ruto. That was a podperson. Ruto was the ORIGINAL FANGIRL, thx.)

I closed the letter and held it close. A tear trickled down my cheek as I thought of what Ruto had done for us. (Oh, get over it. Ruto's probably waiting for you two to start humping so she can jump in and get preggers. I swear.) (Or she poisoned the food. There’s always that.) Link came up behind me and threw his arms around me. "What is wrong my love?" "Are you feeling ok?" Link's skin seemed to glow under the candlelight and his eyes filled with love. I wiped my face and put the letter down. "I...I'm fine." "I'll be ok." I said as I softly placed my hand against his cheek and looked into his eyes. "I'm glad to be here with you." I said softly. "As am I" Link's smile widened and he took my hand and led me to the table.

I sat down and Link pushed in my chair before seating himself. As we ate we talked about future plans and having a family. But I could tell his mind was not on the food. I took my foot and slowly, brushed it up against his leg. As I rubbed his leg with my foot he squirmed in his chair. (I picture him giggling like a schoolgirl as well.) Finally he got up and came around behind me.

He lowered his head down by my neck and I could feel his hot breath against my cheek. I felt his lips move to my neck as he started to passionately kiss me there. As he nibbled on my neck and eventually bit into my jugular I let out soft moans. After a few minuets Link took me by the hand, lifted me out of the chair and led me to a room where a tub was filled with hot water. He pressed his lips on mine and we kissed deeply, as he begun to remove my dress exposing my naked body. (I'd be worried if you WEREN'T naked under there.) As his hands started to caress my body, caress my breasts, I could feel myself getting hotter. I wanted him. Wanted to feel him. I wanted to touch him in ways that he had never been touched. (Are you sure? I still suspect that tree.) Then I felt his heart beating faster, felt his hands moving up and down my slender body. As he nibbled on my nipples (those two words should never be in the same vicinity ever again.) (*cringes*), I little by little slowly started to remove his clothes, exposing his heavenly naked body. (HAAAAAALLELUJAH) I slowly reached up and placed my hands on his bear chest (Awww, there’s a bear on his chest. X3 I hope it bites Jenna.). As I ran my finger tips down his chest, soft moans passed his lips. His body was so muscular, so firm, his skin silky to the touch. I ran my hands slowly down his body. (Again?) First to his waist then to his thighs, around his butt, then to the swollen organ between his legs. When I grazed my hand over the head, Link let out small cries of pleasure. Then I looked in to his eyes.

"Tonight my love, I'm going to show you how much I love you." (Aw, geez.) I went down and slowly took the head of his member into my mouth, teasing it with my tongue. As I teased the head soft moans passed Link's lips. Then slowly I moved to his shaft, caressing it with my tongue as I licked up and down it. As I caressed his member with my lips and tongue, (Your redundancy is no longer amusing me. D:) Link's soft moans soon turned into cries of pleasure. I felt his body quivering under my gentle hands, as his cries of ecstasy filled the room. Then Link let out a loud animal like cry as I took his member fully into my mouth. (So THAT'S it. Lin--I mean, GOH is actually the monster in Harry Potter's chest. Good to know.) Slowly I moved up and down the shaft, dragging my tongue as I went. Little by little I upped the movement, causing Link to cry out in ecstasy (Oh, really? Because I totally didn’t know that by now. ) as I caused waves of pure pleasure to go surging threw (This is so violent. D:) his body. Then I found a rhythm and his breathing became faster as I started to take him over the edge. (Of a cliff?) His heart started racing, his cries filled the room. And finally when I took his nut sack (DON’T EVER SAY THAT AGAIN.) and caressed it with my hand, it was his undoing. (And mine, too - I never, EVER want to see that phrasing used again. NUT SACK?!) Link let out a loud animal like cry as he reached his peak, releasing his essence into my mouth. (Essence. I always envision a misty cloud releasing from his cock instead of fluids. x___X)

I swallowed, licking up all of the sweet (Twinkie filling?) juices off his member. As I licked my lips, he brought his face close to mine. (Dude, how does he bend like that? D:) Our lips met kissing each other passionately, the taste of him still on my lips. As he deepened the kiss, I let out soft moans into his mouth. Then we broke off the kiss and I looked into his eyes. "I'm ready for you now my love." I said as I started to kiss his neck. Slowly I felt the heat between us grow stronger. (So, what, the rest of the room was cold?) I felt myself wanting him, felt my body calling out to feel him inside me. His eyes shone desire in them, the passion burned in them. He led me by the hand then, pulled me into the tub as the desire between us raged. (I see the water boiling. "OW, FUCK. CONTROL THOSE BURNING PASSIONS, JENNA.")

I wanted him even more now; wanted to feel him inside me. He moved closer to me and I felt his throbbing member at my entrance. Then I begun to cry out in ecstasy (Nothing new there.) (This is one of those rare moments when I wish the author had a thesaurus.) as he slowly penetrated my enchanted body. (Enchanted? So you're under control by Ganon? I knew it. Or, wait, are you possessed by Ruto?) Slowly at first, then I cried out in pure bliss as Link upped his movements. As we made hot love I felt his heart beating in unison with mine, felt the heat of his body against my body. Link felt soo good inside me. So warm. So tender. (Shouldn't he feel, you know, hard? D:) Then he pushed me up against the side of the tub as he put his hands underneath my body lifting me up, allowing him to penetrate deeper. I wrapped my legs around his waist and groaned as I grabbed his back and dug my nails in feeling the sweat and blood from my nails tearing his flesh beginning to form. As I dragged my hands down his back, I cried in ecstasy as he begun to thrust deeper inside my now hot sweaty form. Our bodies quivered as our movements begun to flow in unison. And I felt his heart beginning to beat faster as I forced my body up against his. Loud animal-like sounds (AGAIN) passed his lips as his thrusts came in faster beats. Then I bucked against Link as I as cried for him to take me. "Ungh....Link..Oh...My Goddesses.....LINK!" (D:) I cried as I ran my hands down his back; down over his buttock, dragging my nails as they went. (Babe, cut those things. You'll scar him.) I felt him starting to breath faster as he started to climax. And as the sheer ecstasy raced through our bodies I didn't want it to end.

I wanted every part of him. I wanted to drink in his body. (Cannibal.) He felt soo good....so hot......he was mine, mine forever. I had him......had his body........his heavenly body........Mmmm.......Sexual thoughts raced through my mind as we both came to a full climax (I should think so.) ....."LINK!" I cried out in pure ecstasy as I gushed down his muscular legs. (...ew wtf. She MELTED? She wasn't kidding about the burning and heat and all.) "JENNA!" Link screamed ("SHE MELTED! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!") as he reached his peak and released his very essence in side me. I let out a loud moan as I felt the warm liquid slide down inside my beautiful body. (Down INSIDE your body? Like, into your bloodstream and down to your ankles? Eeeew.) It felt sooo good........I now had a part of him inside me. A part of his very essence. (Pfft.) (Ugh. I wanna throw up. D:)

We both collapsed from exhaustion after Link delivered his second and final release. (Please. Drown.) Breathing heavy, I looked deeply into his sexy blue eyes.....eyes with passion in them. Then I leaned over and pressed my lips on his tasting the sweetness of them.......so firm, so sweet...... Feeling a slight longing I moved my lips to his ear and whispered words of passion to him. "Oh... my Goddesses.... Link." "I love...you so ....much." I said in between gasps of breath before I slowly starting to caress his long sexy pointed ear with my lips and tongue. "And....I love....you too....my sweet...love." (YES. BEST FUCKING LINE IN THE WHOLE FIC!) Link said as he embraced me. (*hysterical laughter* THAT is the Link I remember. A total DORK. "I LOVE YOU MY SWEET LOVE.") As I nibbled on the lobe of his ear I could hear his soft moaning..........felt his hands moving down my body......I felt the heat of his body......felt his skin against mine.......so hot.......so heavenly........his body.......finally for once I felt complete.......felt like a women......I felt sexy, wanted. (If I see one more wannabe ellipsis, I will cry. THREE DOTS. And not EVERY TIME YOU PAUSE IN SPEAKING. Argh.) We laid there still connected and covered in sweat. (Aren't they in a tub?) I laid my head against his chest and listened to the beating of his heart. We were both exhausted and breathing heavy. Then as my breathing started slow I felt my eyes beginning to drift. (There’s hardy enough of a current in the tub.) And as I felt my last ounce of strength leave my body, I fell asleep. (Aren't they in a tub?)

The next morning I awoke in bed lying on Link's chest while he stroked my hair. We talked awhile before rising and getting dressed. After he got dressed he went down stairs to cook breakfast as I went to freshen up. I washed my face and hands then I went to the wardrobe closet to select a dress. I picked out a low cut long silk blue dress with a gold Hylian symbol on the lower part of the dress. I put on my wedding ring, the bracelet Zelda gave me, and fixed my hair then I went down stairs. Link greeted me at the bottom and his eyes widened as he looked me over. He took me into his arms and kissed me. "You look beautiful, my love." (God, when DOESN'T she?) His eyes seemed to flicker with passion as he held me in his arms. He knew how to make me feel good. His words soft and gentle. He was the perfect man. (Hah. Try again.)

I walked over to the dinning table and glanced over all the food Link had prepared. (Really Jenna, how long did it take you to wash up and change? Seriously, it takes longer than five minutes to cook things in this time period. The kitchen stove = a fire burning in the corner.) "I hope you‘re hungry, my sweet." He said as I nodded yes. Link pulled out my chair, I sat down and he pushed my chair in before seating himself. While we ate we talked about the plans for the day. Since it was a beautiful day and the area nice, I thought going horseback riding would be the thing to do. But then I remembered one thing, there was only one horse, Epona. A look of disappointment crossed my face, I had really wanted to go horseback riding. Then Link had an idea. "Epona is strong enough to hold us both. "She carried us both here." "You can just sit behind me and put your arms around my waist." Link said as smile widened and I felt better. (You know he planned that. "Two horses? Fuck that.")

After breakfast, Link went to saddle Epona while I did the dishes. When I finished Link poked his head in the door and said he was ready. I removed my apron, put on my riding boots and followed Link out the door. Epona was in front saddled and ready to go. The rusty brown mare was truly beautiful horse. I walked up to her and patted her on the head. She gently put her mussel near my face to show no fear. ("Go ahead. Touch it. Got it down by the water.") As I looked at her, she was the most beautiful horse I had ever seen. (But certainly not as beautiful as Jenna, no sir.)

Link took my hand and helped me into the saddle. Then he mounted in front of me. I put my arms around his waist as he checked to see if I was ready then booted Epona in the ribs and broke them again and she took off at a gallop. We rode down to the ocean along the beach. Water kicked up behind Epona's legs as we rode along the waters edge. The ocean air smelled sweet (She’s having a lot of trouble discerning between sweet and salty.) and the breeze was cool. I looked over Link's shoulder to see what lay ahead. The beach was vast and wide. Rocky cliffs lined the water further down. Small caves with water flowing into them lined a small island far in the distance. Then I turned and looked over the vast ocean and saw small islands lining the horizon. This was truly a beautiful place. So peaceful, so serene, it almost made me not want to leave.

Then we arrived at a small alcove and Link stopped Epona. He dismounted then helped me down. "This is a real beautiful spot let's just sit here awhile." Link said as his blue eyes shone in the sunlight. After we sat down in the sand, I laid my head on Link's shoulder as he put his arm around me. I watched as distant Seagulls flew over the ocean in search of food. The cool breeze blew threw my hair as the salt (Oh, it’s no longer sweet?) air tingled my senses. (Now, all I can think of is Luke fone Fabre tossing away the hair he cut off and my theory that it smacked someone in the face miles away.) I felt at peace here. Here, there were no wolfos to chase off, no thieves, no duties no nothing. But I knew that soon it would all be over and we would have to return to Hyrule. (Every time someone says Wolfos, I laugh. I'm not sure why. It just sounds so adorable.) (Oh my God, it does. XD)

"Don't worry about that!" I thought to myself. "Your here with the man you love, your new husband." "Enjoy it with him." "Don't be a fool!" (I think she's got schizophrenia.) Then I got up and ran towards the ocean. Walking into the water I turned and giggled at Link. Then I gestured for him to follow. Leery he came to the ocean's edge (Leery? "Does she want MORE sex? God, I'm exhausted. Stop fucking me, dammit.") and then I splashed water on him. He looked at me sideways before he splashed water back at me. No sooner had that started, we were running around in the water splashing each other and laughing like little kids. (Link never DID go through puberty. :D) We played all day. Just like we were kids again. I was having the best time of my life. When it started to get dark, we went back up to the beach and sat down in the sand to watch the sun set. I cuddled into Link's arms and laid my head against his chest as the sun's golden rays slowly started to set below the horizon.

"My life with Link will be a happy and special one." He is all I need." "Soon we will have a family and my life will be truly complete." (She sounds so… evil. As in, “Soon I will take over this country and my world domination will truly be complete!” Can’t she word things better? D:) As I thought to myself my eyes slowly drifted out to sea. And as the sun's last rays disappeared over the horizon I closed my eyes..........

Back at the cottage I was bathing while Link prepared the evening meal. After a bit Link came upstairs to check on me. "I came to see if you need any help bathing." He asked. ("Um, I'm not three. I'm also not stupid. If you want sex again, just say so.") As I looked into his eyes, I took my hand and slowly ran it from the top of my shoulder and down over my breasts. "I could use my back washed." I said seductively. (Sigh. Gonna have sex again.) Taking the hint, Link took the washrag and begun to wash my back. After a minute he put the rag down in the water and begun to passionately kiss my neck. Moaning softly I turned my head to face him and gently pressed my lips on his kissing him deeply, our tongues meeting. As we kissed I could feel his hands moving down my naked body.

Gently he lifted me out of the tub and led me to the bed while we kissed. Softly he laid me down and climbed on top of me. (He’s putting his SOAKING WET WIFE on their clean, dry bed. Good job. I hope you all get pneumonia.) I could feel his body quivering as he moved from my lips and down on my body. Then he spread my legs and went down. (It’s like a scuba diving expedition. :D) I felt his lips on my thigh, as he slowly kissed inward. Then when he reached the center, he pressed his mouth onto my flower. (Sporfle) I felt as he slowly inserted his tongue between the lips causing me to cry out in pure bliss. Then he moved up until his tongue brushed against my clit. Working his teeth and tongue on my clit, shocks of pure ecstasy were sent cursing threw me causing my legs to shudder. (FUCK DAMN SHIT *fling* "Oh, Link! You're so...VULGAR!") Never had I felt such feelings, never had I experienced such pleasure. (More new feelings?!) As he teased my clit, I felt his tongue move down until it was at my entrance. Slowly he inserted his tongue and my back arced as I cried out in pure bliss. (This makes me think of this Dynasty Warriors smut I once read. It was all yaoi written by some thirteen year old, and every sex scene was the same in every story and every chapter. D: Only the characters and situations were different. Wait a sec, I think I have a link… Yeah, here: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/866701/) Then slowly Link upped his movements, sending momentary shocks threw my lower organs as my legs convulsed. As his tongue moved deeper inside me I grabbed the back of his head as I begun to climax. Then when he hit the right spot I arced my back and screamed in ecstasy as I gushed into his mouth. (Thar she blows!)

Painting (Van Gogh) from the intense experience I got up and looked into his eyes, and knew what he wanted. Slowly I removed his clothes and opened myself to him. I let him take control. Allowed him to fulfill himself. Long Into the night there was nothing but hot passion. (And suddenly, I think of that Snape fic where his lover burst into flames during sex. And the salami penis. And the "OMG". Oh God, I'm crying now. "WHILE HE WAS FUCKING MY FACE")

The last few days were either spent down at the beach or taking peaceful walks together (or having flaming sex). I knew we only had a small amount of time left here but I spent every minuet enjoying it. And on the day we were returning to Hyrule I couldn't wait to get back. Upon our arrival at the castle the king and Princess Zelda were at the gates to greet us home.

Back in Hyrule

"Welcome home, how was thy honeymoon?" The King questioned. "We had the time of our lives." Link winked and a grin happed upon his face. (Happed.) "It was very beautiful, thank you soo much." I said hugging the King tightly. "I really enjoyed the time with Link." Just then Zelda spoke up. "A fairy from the forest has sent word that the Great Deku Tree wants to speak with you both." (...you mean the dead one? If you are referring to the DEKU SPROUT, call him that.) (Bah, who needs canon when you’ve got Jenna?) Link and I exchanged glances. "The Great Deku Tree has summoned us?" I said as I looked back at Zelda. "Yes the word came in this morning." Link looked at me with a confused look. (AHAHAHA, GO DIE.) "We had better not keep The Great Deku Tree waiting." Link inquired. "Jenna my daughter I will have one of your horses saddled and brought to you." I nodded and then the King and Princess Zelda returned to the castle.

After a few minuets a stable hand came with my brown mare "Star Dancer." Link helped me up into the saddle then mounted Epona. Link gently booted Epona and she took off at a gallop. I then followed. We headed to Kokiri forest. It was not a long ride, but we had to make haste. As we arrived at the entrance to the Kokiri forest, Saria was there to greet us. "You made it, The Great Deku Tree is waiting." Saria said as we dismounted. "I will have your horses tended to." "Please go on." We each exchanged looks then entered the Kokiri Village. All of the Kokiri watched us as we make our way through. Then when we reached the entrance to the Great Deku Tree's meadow, Mido the Kokiri leader was waiting. "You must hurry, the Great Deku Tree is waiting." Mido said as he ushered us onward. We walked down the path and into the meadow. (That paragraph was so boring. D:)

As we stood in front of The Great Deku Tree he awoke from his slumber. "Link and Jenna, thoust has arrived." "Come come, sit I have great news for thee." Link and I sat down in the grass and awaited for the Great Deku Tree's news. "Link, "Hero of Time"-thou art courageous, ye saved Hyrule and hast taken a wife." "Jenna, thou art spiritual, (AHAHAHA, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? XDD Sorry, that DW smut is making everything funny, ‘cause it’s so fucking hilarious. Oh God, prepare for a lack of coherency.) ye lost thy family, then began a vagabond's journey. (I don't see how that's spiritual. D:) "Now thou hast taken a husband." "Shall ye seek the blessing of child?" I turned to Link and we exchanged smiles as we said "Yes." "Since Hyrule is at peace now things are all well, but the Desert Man may some day return. "I give each of ye a Guardian Fairy to protect ye." (EwGodNO.)

Just then two fairies, one with a pink aura and one with a blue aura flew over to us. "I cannot believe that fairies really exist." I thought to myself. I watched as the blue fairy flew over to Link. "Long time no see Link." "How I have missed you." Link looked at the fairy and smiled big. "Navi, my old friend, I have missed you too." "How have you been since last we saw each other?" Link inquired the blue fairy. "Oh great." "I see you have taken a wife." "She is truly beautiful, Link." "You two will make beautiful children together." (Is that all anyone cares about? How pretty the kids are? I wish they’d turn out ugly. D:) The fairy smiled at Link then flew over to me. The Pink one behind her. As the fairy hovered in front of me her blue aura seemed so beautiful, so peaceful. "My name is Navi and this is Lilly." (Ew, you couldn't even think of a simple name pun? D:) "Hello." the Pink fairy said. "We will be the Guardian Fairies for Link and you from now on." Navi inquired. (Inquiries are questions, darling.) I could not believe I was getting a fairy. They were only told in storybook tales where I came from. (You told us that already.) But as I looked at Navi and Lilly, I was glad they were not just myths. I was glad to have a fairy partner to make sweet love to.

Navi then flew back over to Link and Lilly came over to me. "Hello Jenna, its nice to meet you." Lilly said as she hovered in front of me. As I looked at the Pink Fairy, I was glad that she was my Guardian. "Lilly, I think we are going to be good friends." "As do I." Lilly responded. Then I got up and went over to Link. I threw my arms around him and looked into his eyes. His eyes seemed to glow in the sunlight. I laid my head against his chest and begun to think to myself. "A Guardian Fairy." "I would have never dreamed." "It is not a myth, this is real." "And I am very lucky."

Just then The Great Deku Tree spoke again once more. ("Please, get a room.") "Thou art courageous and thou art spiritual will be protected if the Desert Man should ever return." (Um, the dead Deku Tree called him by name.) "Then your Guardian Fairies will help protect ye." (I think you're looking for the word "thee".) "When thou hast thy first born, return to see me so that I may kill it." With his words spoken The Great Deku Tree returned to his slumber. I held Link's hand as I looked at the two fairies. "This is truly a great gift The Great Deku Tree has given us." Then I looked back at Link and he nodded in agreement. Link and I then kissed before we started for home. When we returned to Kokiri Village, all of the Kokiri especially Saria wanted to know what The Great Deku Tree told us. Saria's eyes widened when we told her we had our own fairies. Even more so when she found out Navi returned to Link. (Thanks for kicking the plot of Majora's Mask out the window. Bitch.)

"That is great news!" Saria said cheerfully. "It is great to see that Navi has returned." Link nodded and a smile crossed his face. "How come they get fairies?" "They are not even Kokiri!" A voice called from behind. (That's what I first thought. D:) Just then the head strong Mido approached us. "What makes them so special to get their own fairies?" Mido questioned. (Yes, Mido! You’re IC!) Saria turned and looked at Mido square in the face. "Link is the "Hero of Time." "He is special and so is his wife." (No, she's not.) "As the Sage of the Forest I remember what Gannon said as we sealed him the Sacred Realm." "He cursed that he would one day get revenge on Link or his decedents." "Link has already confided in me that he and his new wife plan on having children." "They will need protection if Gannon should ever return." "He would go after Link and his family first." Saria's eyes narrowed as she confronted Mido. Saria was always protective of Link and even more so when Mido tried to get smart. (Because he's inherently stupid?) I watched as she faced off with Mido.

When Mido saw the fire burning in Saria's eyes he knew to back off. "Well they still don't deserve it, grumble, grumble." (I need to pee from laughter, mumble mumble.) Then Mido walked off. Saria watched as he went. "I'm sorry for all of that trouble." "I guess he really never got over what happened eight years ago." Saria then walked up to Link. "*Sigh* I guess he will never get over it." She said as she placed her hand gently on Link's. "I will always remain your friend Link not matter what." "I will also help protect you and your family should Gannon ever return." "I promise." Saria said as she looked over at me. And I knew I believed her. She would go to the ends of the Earth for Link. And that made me feel better as well. We spent some time there while Link said some temporary "Good byes." as I sat and talked with Lilly.

(Wait a minute. Hold the phone. Didn’t the Kokiri not know that Link was, y’know, Link? They always called older!Link Mister. (I remember that specifically because I used to misread it as “Miser” and say, “WTF, that’s not his name. D:”))

When it started to get late we decided it was time to settle into our new home. Link wanted me to see it while there was still light. Then Saria went to fetch our horses. When she came back we mounted and headed for the Lost Woods. Link and I waved goodbye just before we disappeared into the tunnel leading to the Lost Woods. We made our way through the maze of trees and into a large clearing. There stood the most beautiful house I had ever seen. (Wait, wait. They're living in the Lost Woods?!) (Idiots. :D)

My eyes were transfixed on the house as I dismounted. I ran up to the front of the house and looked it over. There was a white gate in the front with a fence that ran all the way around the house. A stable for horses was on the right side, a pen for sheep and pigs just off to the side near the front. (Sheep? And pigs? In a...forest. Don't sheep need grassland for grazing, which is why people clear forests for domestic animals?) There was a pasture behind the house to graze cows and horses in. (Those poor, neglected sheep.) And off to the left of the house was the well. The house itself was like a summer home. It was a light tan house with a white roof. (But in the winter, it was quite pale.) The windows were Monastery style. (...huh?) And the front door was brown with the carving of the Triforce symbol just bellow the greeting hole. (God, not another one.) And when I then went inside I was nearly blown away. (Central air?)

The entire house was furnished. (OMGSHOCK. Is that what blew you away? That's not very exciting.) The living quarters had a wooden couch with cushions. A reading chair sat beside a fireplace. There was a book table beside the couch with an oil lamp on it. Candles in stands stood all around the room while oil lamps hung from the walls. In the dining quarters stood a huge wooden table with six chairs around it. (For...two newlyweds. What will they need six chairs for? Or are they set on having four children? Or three children and the Complimentary Freeloader? Any good fic has a Complimentary Freeloader.) A small vase of flowers sat in the middle. The kitchen had all of the cooking supplies we would ever need. There was even a spice rack on the wall. A small icebox was in the corner and another small fireplace was in the back for cooking. There was a spiral staircase that went up to the sleeping quarters. I walked up the staircase and went to see the sleeping quarters. When I reached the top I noticed there were 5 doors. Four were empty and one furnished. The one that was furnished was our Bed Chamber. (Hee, I bet it says that on the door. XD) There was an Edwardian bed(3) with beautiful white silk sheets and pillows. A wooden chair sat off to the right and a small table with an oil lamp sat to the left of the chair. Silk curtains lined the window. And award robe closet stood in the left side of the room. (Award robe?) (That sounds so silly. XD)

I was so over overjoyed with the sight that when Link came up behind me I threw my arms around him, told him I loved him and kissed him passionately. I knew that this was the place we were going to raise our family. The place I was going to spend the rest of my life in. Link had given me a beautiful gift. A gift of love. (So, wait, he built everything? And furnished everything? And put SILK CURTAINS up? And predicted how many children/freeloaders they would have? And even made a PASTURE for livestock (but, for whatever reason, ignored the sheep)? Damn. This can't be GOH. Unless Gringr is REALLY missing out on his True Nature.)

A new life (I doubt that. I just expect more sex and, someday, plenty of kids.)

A few months later I was coming home from the castle after watching Link all day in the Practice Yards with his legion. He had spent the day teaching sword techniques to the people in his legion. (As opposed to the people in someone else's legion, even though he was with his legion? And, dude, why not inform us of WHY he has a legion? He wasn't connected to the Royal Guard in anyway during OoT. A little exposition never hurts.) I spent most of the day watching him until I starting feeling a little sick. I had moved into the garden to sit down and rest when Zelda came to see me. "You do not look well my friend, are you ok?" Zelda said looking worried. "I feel a little sick in the stomach, and I feel real tired." I said as I held my stomach and tried to get up. "Come my friend, I will take you to the healer." Zelda took my hand and led me towards the healer's chambers. (Oh, great. Preggers already?) (I’d love it if she died giving birth.)

When we got there the healer had me lie on a table while she looked me over. After some time she found out why I was not well. She told me I was pregnant. (Um… how do you tell that? That early in there’s no bulge. Did she look up her vagina and into her uterus? o_.) Zelda looked at me with shock as I was hit with joy. A rush of happiness ran through me. I looked at Zelda and then I hugged her. "Oh Goddesses...congratulations." "Oh... Link will be soo happy." Zelda smiled at me as we hugged and I felt a warm baby inside. "I must go and tell father." Then Zelda took off to fetch the King. I turned my attention back to the healer. "How far along am I?" I asked. "About two months." The healer responded. Then she handed me a small bag with herbs in it. "Here are some herbs to counter the morning sickness and dizziness." "Make sure you take it easy." "No real(ly) heavy activities." "Eat and drink a lot and make sure you get enough sleep." "And one piece (ONE PIECE) (ONE PIECE) of advice on a personal note, if you and your husband make love a lot while your pregnant, you'll help make the baby stronger." "Just no real heavy lovemaking." "Keep it gentle." (...*stilfing laughter IRL* I'm sure that's exactly how it works.) (How does that even makes sense? D:) "And come back to see me in two weeks." "You may now leave." She gestured for me to get up and I nodded at the healer as I got off the table and headed back to the palace garden.

As I waited for Princess Zelda and her father, I put my hand on my belly and begun to think to myself. "Oh my Goddesses....I'm going to be mother." "My first born." "Link's child." A tear started to run down my cheek. (A single tear? But is it an emo tear?) "He gave me this miracle, blessed us with a baby." (I thought the Deku Tree blessed them. Link just produced some sperm.) "I love him soo much." Then tears of happiness started to stream down my face. I had a miracle growing inside me. Link and I made this new life together. We were truly blessed.

Then I heard Lilly calling to me. "Jenna, I just heard the news." "Congratulations, I'm soo happy for you." "Link will be soo happy when you tell him." (Why, for the love of all humanity, can't you spell "so" without the fucking extra "o"?!) "How are you going tell him?" Lilly's grin nearly split her face. (Ouch.) (Ew, seriously.) I looked at Lilly and her pink aura seemed to glow brighter. "I thought of lighting some candles, cooking a meal to create a romantic setting, and telling him over dinner." (As opposed to the usual - during sex?) Lilly flew in a circle. "That is a great idea." I cannot wait to see the look on his face." Lilly said as she chuckled at the thought of Link's expression after he was told. (Hee hee harr harr. I'm thinking about it, too. I don't think we're seeing the same thing, though.)

I sat and wondered how Link would take it. But I knew that he always wanted a child. And I hoped the baby would be a boy. Since that is what Link always wanted. (What GOH wants, GOH gets. Or he CUTS YOUR HEAD OFF.)

"Jenna my dear daughter, I heard about thy pregnancy." Just then the King walked into the Palace Garden with Princess Zelda right behind him. (If he walked in just then, who said that line right there?) "The Princess has just told me about thy new miracle." (How is it a miracle? They had sex EVERY FUCKING DAY. I'm surprised it took so long, actually.) I ran over to him and gave the King a hug. The king looked into my eyes, his eyes were as gentle as ever. "Congratulations my daughter, have thou told Link yet?" I nodded no (how does that work?) (Maybe she took her head off and turned it sideways.) but that I was going to tell him tonight over dinner. "When you and Link have thy first born, I will have everyone in Hyrule attend to celebrate thy new life." (Hoooow will they all fit? D: That's humiliating, having all of Hyrule watch you give birth. Imagine the blackmail those poor kids'll go through.) "A naming ceremony will also be held." (I wonder, when did commoners become so influential in the Royal Family? This is a little over the top, even for Pussy King and His Not-So-Highness Link.) "It will be a blessed event." Then the king's smile seemed to glow. "I'm going to be a grandfather." (No, you're not. Wait, is Zelda pregnant, too?!) The King said as smiled at me, (Personally, if I were Zelda, I’d be mad jealous of Jenna. Like, I’d knock her unconscious, stomp on her stomach, and pretend to be sad when the baby’s born dead. … Whoa, that was way malicious. You make me think bad things, badfic. D:) his smile always warmed my soul. I was glad he was like a father to me. Always gentle and caring. Now that I was to have a baby, it brought us even closer. (...okay, not gonna go where I almost went with that.) We chitchatted a little longer until the dizziness started to take hold. Then the King saw me to the gate and I headed for home. (And since she was so dizzy, she crashed into a tree. And died.)

When I reached home I went straight to bathe. After I undressed I looked down at my bare stomach. I put my hand gently on my belly and rubbed up and down. There was a life growing inside of me. A miracle that Link gave me. The baby was going to be beautiful. (I hope it's ugly, just to fuck with your head.) Then I got into the tub and slid down into the water. I soaked my sore ankles and legs a while, then I took the washrag and cleaned up. After I washed up I got out and dried off. I went to the wardrobe closet and selected a low cut pink dress with long selves and the Triforce symbol over my right breast. (False advertising. Like one of those "Try Me!" things on toys. "Squeeze to gain the Triforce!" or something like that.) A pink feathery lace ran underneath my breasts. And a crisscross pattern held the back together. I pulled my hair into a bun and went downstairs. (Listen sweetie, no one cares.)

I lit the candles around the room and the two on the table. Then I went to prepare dinner. I made cooked pork in a cream sauce, with potatoes and cabbage. As I made the final preparations I heard a horse come plodding up to the stable. (Wait, I just realized. She went ALL THE WAY from Hyrule Castle to the Lost Woods. While pregnant. And dizzy. ...whaaaat.) (Slow on the uptake, aren’t you? :P) I finished setting the table, put the food out on the table, took my apron off and hurried to the door to greet Link. As he stepped in the door, his eyes looked me up and down. "You look ravishing my love." "I thought about you all day long." (I'm getting A Cry in the Night vibes. Where's the dress, wig, and shotgun? D:) Then he reached over, kissed me on the lips, took my hand and led me into the house.

Once inside he noticed the candles and the food on the table. "Honey, what is with the candles, and the food setting?" I looked into his dark blue eyes and smiled. "I just wanted to surprise you with a romantic dinner after you worked hard all day." I said sweetly. His smile widened as he took me into his arms. "It's just lovely my sweet, thank you my love." (I LOVE YOU MY SWEET LOVE) He kissed me again, then gestured me for me to sit at the table. He pushed in my chair before seating himself. After we served ourselves, I looked up from my food and at him.

"So honey, how was your day?" After he swallowed a bite of food he answered. "The King and I had a discussion about updating defensive moves among the army." (Who are they fighting? :O And what are they, robots? "Eh, they're programming is outdated. I thought we should upgrade.") "So I spent the entire day teaching new sword techniques and defense strategies among the men." I cocked my head at Link. "Does the King think that a war is brewing?" I asked. "No, but he wants to be prepared in the even that one does and men have to be sent in." ("Hi, Hyrule? We're bored, so we're gonna go to war with you. Yeah, next week. Hope you've been training your troops! :D Peace out.") "Link honey, I did watch you today until I started not to feel well." I said as I put my fork down. Link's eyes grew a worried look in them. "How do you feel now sweet heart?" He asked concerned. "I feel much better now." "I went to see the castle's healer." Then there was a long pause before Link broke the silence. "Are you ok my love?" Link questioned. "Link my love, I have something to tell you." I said looking into his eyes. ("..." "You are my love." "OH MY GOD. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MY LOVELY LOVE. LOVE ME ALL NIGHT LONG WITH YOUR LOVE.")

Just then Lilly and Navi flew into the room. Lilly flew up to my ear. "Jen, did you tell him yet?" "Tell him what?" Navi chimed in. "Link my love, we are going to have a baby." I finally said. The next thing I heard was a clank of silverware hitting his plate. His eyes grew as big as saucers as he looked at me. ("...BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CONDOMS?!") "You mean I'm going to be a father?" He said as a look of pure shock came across his face. I nodded yes. "Oh Jen congratulations, I had no idea you were pregnant." Navi added. Link then leapt out of his chair, ran over to me, lifted me up and took me into his arms. He stared deeply into my eyes then kissed me passionately. "I love you Jen." ("Just in case you forgot.") "I cannot believe that I'm going to be a father." (No, you only had sex every single night. Not like this was bound to happen, no sir.) Excitement filled Link's eyes. Then he placed a hand on my belly. "How far along are you?" Link asked with excitement. "The healer said I was two months along." I replied. "I still cannot believe it." "I'm going to be a daddy." Link added. (Hee, daddy.) (I have to admit, that was rather cute. XD)

Link and I held each other for a long time. We were happy that we were going to have a baby. Excitement filled us both. (Please get a thesaurus.) I laid my head against Link's chest, and out of the corner of my eye I saw Lilly and Navi smiling in a way of saying, "Awe isn't that beautiful." (Awe? As in, the noun? x__X) I felt a rush of happiness run through me. I knew now that I was going to be complete. (...because you were only part Jenna before? What does that make you now?) I had Link and now I was going to have his baby. Link was now going to have that child he always wanted. (or he CUTS YOUR HEAD OFF) We were truly blessed.

The next few days were not easy. The morning sickness hit when I got up in the morning (I HAD NO IDEA) and the dizziness would hit by mid afternoon. (Throw in the mound and you have a baseball game.) With Link's duties at the castle he was not able to remain at home with me like he wanted to. But he left Navi and Lilly to watch over me. Link did worry about me while he was away, but he knew that Lilly and Navi would take care of me.

It was the hottest part of the summer. (All that flaming hot sex affecting the weather, methinks.) About midday some of the villagers from Kakaraio village (Where, now?) would gather into Lake Hylia. Inside the Lost Woods it was a little cooler, however sometimes the humidity would make going outside unbearable.

From time to time I would got to the castle and visit with Princess Zelda or to watch Link in the practice yards, but during the days that it was too hot, I would remain home. And on the days Link stayed home we ourselves would go to Lake Hylia to cool off.

After the hot months, in early fall Link and I talked about taking our relationship beyond our vows. We wanted to bond ourselves together further then our marriage had. (...I'm horrified at the thought. What could you possibly come up with?) We found out that there was a Monastery just beyond Gerudo Valley where the Monks there preformed Pagan Bonding Ceremonies. (What is That, and What is With the Pointless Capitalization?) These rituals were preformed to bond married couples further then their marriage vows. (Call me Catholic, but I thought vows were more than just words. Can’t you just leave it at that? D:) Link and I decided that we meant so much to each other that we wanted to do it together. (I have to say, I'm terrified.)

The Bonding(4) (I checked the footnotes. That's creepy.) (Ugh, this is the worst part. D:)

A week later we mounted our horses and headed for the Monastery. It took quite some time to reach it, since when we arrived at Gerudo Village, the Gerudo's insisted on us stopping to chat. (They're such japs.) We had an afternoon meal there then resumed our way towards the Monastery. After another short ride, we arrived at the Monastery. (How thrilling.) When we reached the gate a group of monks was there to greet us. After we dismounted a monk came and took our horses to the stable. I had no idea they were expecting us, but Link told me later that he had set it up a few days before. (Okay, major Cry in the Night vibes.) We were taken inside to a chamber where the head of the Monastery was waiting for us. First we were asked a few questions, then he explained the steps of the ceremony to us. Then he had two monks bring a bowl with an oily liquid in it. The head monk took his thumb, dipped it in the liquid, and smeared it on our foreheads while he chanted. Then he said that the ceremony was to be preformed outside but that it was to be preformed in the nude. (...um, okay. I think those monks just want a free show.) (Yeah, I suppose a vow of chastity gets to you after a while.)

He explained that their beliefs were, everything is born from the Earth, and when you die you go back to the Earth. And since the ceremony was to be preformed under the witness of Mother Earth we had to remove our clothes. ("Ah, I see! It's a Mystery Ceremony!" Okay, back to Zelda.) I shot Link a worried look, but he gave me a reassuring smile and that made me feel better. After we removed our clothes, we were led to a beautiful garden with an oak tree in the middle. I felt a wave of calm as we walked further into the garden. We were led to the oak tree and told to kneel down in front of each other. After we knelt down facing each other, the head monk said he would explain each step of the rituals as we went. First two goblets were brought to us with liquid in them. Next one of the monks brought a Ruby hilted Dagger and handed it to Link. Then the head monk explained to us that we each had to slit each other’s throats cut our palms and drop some blood into the goblets in front if us. (Is that sanitary? How many Desperately Disillusional Duos have done this? I hope they clean the blade.) An uneasy feeling washed over me. Cutting my hand was not one thing I wanted to do, but Link shot me a comforting glance and I started to calm about it. The monk explained why cutting our palms was necessary, then I watched as Link took the tip of the dagger and slit the palm of his lift hand. (As opposed to his drop hand?)

Link then clenched his hand into a fist and the blood slowly dripped into the goblet in front of him. (Ew, sorry, but I wouldn’t cut myself for love.) Then Link handed the dagger me. I felt a little scared as I held the dagger in my hand. When I looked back up at Link, he reassured me it was ok. "It's ok honey, it will only hurt for a second." ("Then it'll sting for a few minutes, and it might get infected. No biggie. Fuck bloodloss, I'll fill you with my essence.") "You'll be ok my love, I'm here with you." I looked into his eyes and a glint of comfort shone in them. I nodded and then took the dagger and placed the tip of it against the palm of my left hand.

I closed me eyes and I made a wince as the dagger cut my palm. As I looked down at my hand I saw blood seeping out of the wound. Then I clenched my hand into a fist and let the blood drip into the goblet in front of me. After I did that one of the monks took the dagger from me. Next we were told to exchange the goblets and drink from them. (...UM, WHAT?!) Then Link and I exchanged the goblets. Link took a drink from his first then I took a drink from mine. The strange liquid in the goblets (BLOOD, perhaps?), made me feel different.......made me feel like a vampire and connected to Link. The monk then told us to take our hands with the wounds on them and clasp them together. As our hands bonded our blood meshed together, and a connection between us was felt. (It probably hurt like hell, pressing an open wound to skin.) (Ow, it hurts thinking about it. D:) I started to feel a little closer to him. Started to feel like he was inside me. (Nothing new.) I closed me eyes and I heard Link's voice inside my ears, inside my mind, but only faintly. I reached out for him, but nothing was there. (But I thought he was right...there...) I then opened my eyes again.

Next the head monk explained that to strengthen the bond further we had to drink each other's body fluids. (Didn't you already do that? ...wait, what other fluids do you mean?) My eyes widened and jaw dropped, at the thought of that. But we were reassured that it was perfectly harmless. (I get the feeling it isn't.) I looked at Link and he nodded in agreement. He placed his hand on mine and a wash of comfort ran over me. I nodded that I was ready and we were handed two small cups and told we had to urinate in it. (*headdesk* OH. MY. GOD. ARE YOU SHITTING ME?) (Yeah, if I were in that situation I’d leave right then and there.)

It was hard to do what was requested, but as I did what I had to do a small feeling of uneasiness tingled inside me. (Yeah, I hate having to piss on command, too.) When I sat back down, Link had already finished and placed his cup down in front of him. I then placed mine down in front of me and waited for what to do next. The head monk said a few words then we were told to exchange the cups and drink from them. Link went first and I watched as his face twisted slightly as he drank from the cup. (Slightly. Hah.) Then I took my cup, slowly lifted it to my lips, and crinkled my nose as I drank from it. A sour taste was left behind after I finished. (That's it?) Next we were told to close our eyes and hold hands. The monk began to chant in an unknown tongue. As he chanted I felt a presence around me. Something like a spirit, but I was not quite sure. A warm feeling filled inside me, like being next to a fire. And I felt at peace......felt a calm......Then I could feel Link again.......felt his body against mine, even though our hands were the only things touching.

The feeling made me feel happy inside, made me feel closer to him.......I hoped that the feeling would never end. I opened my eyes and the monk had stopped chanting and he then explained that there were four more separate bonding rituals. (AAAAH. DO THEY EAT EACH OTHER'S SNOT NEXT OR SOMETHING?! AAAH.) Each to bond us together in every aspect of our being. They were: Mentally, spiritually, physically and sexually. (Not looking forward to that last one. And how the hell is that different from "physically"?) Completing each would bond us together in an unbreakable bond. When we were ready we nodded and were told what the first ritual was.

The Mental Bonding

After the rules were explained, we took each other's hands and held them. (Weren’t they already holding hands?) When the head monk begun to chant we closed our eyes. I began to feel the warm feeling inside me again. This time it was more intense. Then my mind was cleared of all thoughts, and I was left in total emptiness, like being in a void. (Babe, you can't explain nothing. Nothing is just...NOTHING.) There was nothing but quiet, then the silence was broken by a distant voice. As the voice came closer I could tell that it was Link's. Link was inside my mind, calling out to me. I reached for him, called out to him, tried to find him. As he called to me again, his voice ringed (rang.) through my mind. His voice vibrated through my body, inside my bones. (And then her bone marrow said, “Fuck you, bitch,” and threw his voice out on the streets. Which were actually her arteries. AHAHA, I’M HAVING FUN.) His voice made me feel warm, made me feel secure. I did not feel alone. He was there with me. Hearing his voice inside my mind made me feel closer to him. I felt as if our minds were connected. I felt as if were one. As I searched for him, his voice seemed like a flame. (Once again, I think of Franky. Eeew. Tainting dear old Franky. *dying* SUPAAAAH) I felt it's warmth, then saw it's light. I reached for it, called to it, watched as the flame danced, Link's voice ran inside it. I moved inside the emptiness (you can't move in emptiness. In emptiness, there is no time or movement, because there is NOTHING.) (For some really strange, unknown reason, I just imagined her being in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber from DBZ. BADFIC, HOW YOU MESS WITH MY BRAINCELLS. I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, DBZ? SOMEONE KILL ME. PREFERABLY VEGETA.), tried to reach for the flame, tried to reach for Link, but no matter how hard I tried I could not reach him. Then the flame flicked out and Link's voice became distant again until all there was but silence. (Lulz @ your grammar.) The void closed around me and I came back. I opened my eyes and looked at Link. He was just as wide eyed as me. Then I smiled at him, before returning attention to the monk. He looked at us and told us the mental bonding was complete. (That sounded more like a fucking high than a bonding.)

(“The moral of the story – Just because you’re a slut doesn’t make you a whore… or something like that…” I LOVE YOU DW SMUT WRITER! I LOVE YOU! MARRY ME!

… uh. Sorry.)

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The Physical Bonding

The head monk told us the rules for the Physical Bonding. First we had to put our wrists together and hold them up together in front of us. Then two monks came with rope and tied our wrists together. ("Now, hold still while we steal your wallets.") A bowl with a white smoke rising from it was put down in front of us. We were told to inch closer to the bowl and to close our eyes again. The void opened up inside me again, and the warm feeling ran through my bones. I felt Link again, inside my mind and inside my body. I heard his voice calling, felt his body against mine. Felt his heart beating. So warm (You can feel his heart emitting heat?) ....so calming....I reached for him, tried to touch him, then the void was shattered when I heard Link scream. I twisted in pain as he screamed inside my mind. My mind felt like it was on fire, my body felt like hot needles were being poked in. As Link twisted in pain I felt everything he was feeling. He screamed for me to help, but I was helpless. (Um.)

My body felt his heart beating faster, felt him twist in pain until his spine snapped, lawl. I screamed as his voice ringed loudly through my mind. My head felt like it was being crushed as the intense pain raged threw (HEE) me. I wanted it all to end, wanted the pain to go away. Since of the connection that was bonding us together all pain that one feels, the other feels the same at the same time. (Like a...Force Bond. Whaaat? D: Now we can't kill Jenna for fear of killing FabiGOH.) As the pain intensified, my heart began to beat faster, my pulse raced, and my body twisted and screamed (Your body screamed?) as the shattering screams and pure pain raged threw my every vein. (Your body screamed because of screams? I don't think you're even paying attention as you type.) Then I opened my eyes and stared at Link with unblinking eyes as I watched him twisting in pain as he felt everything I was feeling. My wrists twisted as Link and I moved around. I screamed louder, wanted it all to cease, prayed it would end, then all of the sudden the void broke and the pain ceased. Then I felt the warm run through me again. (Did it win the marathon? :0) Link's heart slowed its beat and his voice ran softly through my mind. Link touched my soul, (Literally? :D) and I felt a calming feeling come over me again. As the flame rose in my mind again, a rose bloomed in my soul. (This is like one of those poetry reading pub places. "The flame in my mind. *bongo* The rose in my soul. *bongo bongo*") Link's voice called from the flame and his touch came from the rose. I tried to reach for the flame, tried to touch the rose (AHAHA, I THOUGHT IT SAID NOSE, FTW.), but the closer I got the further away they became.

Then the feeling changed. A pleasurable feeling started to surrounded me, and it rushed through my body like a raging river. I felt hot inside.... It felt erotic.....felt good. Then I could feel Link's touch. It felt like he was inside me. It felt like our bodies merged. Then the feeling grew stronger, grew more intense, and it became like a sexual feeling. It felt like having sex (What DOESN'T feel like sex to you? And wouldn't that be the sexual bonding thing?)......I felt a stronger connection with Link.....felt as if we were connected.....felt as if we were one. Felt as if we merged........Then the void shattered around me and I awoke.

I blinked in the sunlight and looked at Link. He was whipping the sweat from his brow. (Windshield wipers~.) We were coming around from our strange experience, but we regained our senses quickly. My wrists hurt from all of the twisting. I moved them around against his to get them comfortable. Then I turned to the head monk. He lowered his hands and clapped. The two monks came and removed the rope from around our wrists and took the bowl away. I rubbed my wrists to sooth the pain. He then placed a hand on my head and one on Link's. After about a minuet, we were told the physical bonding was complete. (So he sang for them? Played an instrument?)

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The Spiritual Bonding

The next ritual was the spiritual bonding. After the details were told to us, the head monk called his two servants and they came with two colored pendants and bowls with colored liquid in them. The two servants took the liquid and begun to drawl (Weyll, how-daay.) (Teehee. <3) beautiful intricate patterns on our backs, arms and chests. Then they put the pendant with the red stone around my neck, the blue one around Link's. The two servants moved away, and we were told to embrace each other. I moved over to Link and into his arms. I put my arms around his neck and closed my eyes. I heard the head monk start to chant again. And my mind clearing of all thoughts, as the void opened around me again. (Damn that illogical void.)

I heard Link's voice call out to me again in my mind. The erotic feeling filled my body (Okay, these are ALL sexual bonding.), and I felt the warmth of Link's body against mine. I could feel Link inside me again. (Is he spelunking? :D) I felt his heart beating inside my chest, felt it beating along side mine. (Ew. D:) The feeling ran deeper, deeper into my soul. The stones were connecting our very souls together. I felt as if our bodies merged, felt as if our minds became one. I could hear Link's thoughts in the back of my mind like a distant voice. His thoughts rushed through me, his heart pounded in my chest. Then I felt myself rise out of my body.

My sprit rose above me and I looked over and saw Link had done the same. (So Link rose above Jenna? Huuuh?) I went over to him. Merged with his spirit, became one. I became him, he became me. After we merged completely, our spirits separated and returned to our bodies, each carrying a part of each other's spirit. I felt our souls merge. Felt the connection between us, we were soul mates, we were always destined to be together. (No, he's destined to save the world and never get the Princess he so pines for, as it is in canon. You, Jenna, are destined to be ridiculed by people MUCH meaner than little old me. I'm being gentle.) I felt as if I had known him all my life. (Ahahaha.) I learned many new things about him. Learned about his past. Learned about how he felt. (“Great, now we don’t have to talk anymore. We can make sexy time ALL the time!”) I heard him call to me, heard him call me his world, call me his life. I knew now that he was deeply in love with me. I meant more to him then life itself. We were one. Now and forever.

Then the void shattered. I felt Link's hands stroking my hair and I opened my eyes. I looked deeply into them and saw how he felt in them. They flickered with passion, flickered with love. I leaned over and gently kissed him. I told him that I loved him and he was the most important thing in my life. (Pay attention to the ceremony, retard.) The head monk stopped chanting and we returned our attention to him. He looked at us and told us that the spiritual bonding was complete.

He called his servants back and had them bring us some water. A minute later the two servants came back with two mugs filled with water. We were handed each a mug and I drank the water in large gulps. After we finished, the servants took the mugs away and left to fetch their binoculars and hide in the bushes.

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The Sexual Bonding

Next we were told that the final part of the ceremony was the sexual bonding. We were explained the rules. First off we had to have sex. (No. Really. I did not see that coming.) And since we completed the other rituals, the sexual bonding process should be easy, yet more intense. I was nervous about having sex in front of others (wait, you have MORALS?!), but we were told that the only witness would be Mother Earth herself. (Translation: we're icky old men who want to watch spry young folks fuck each other's brains out. We have cameras, too.) I held Link's hand as he stroked my hair and said everything would be ok. He was there with me. His words always made me feel better, so I calmed down. The head monk explained the requirements in completing the ritual then was gone.

Then I turned and faced Link. I looked deeply into his eyes as he took his hand and brushed the stray hair out of my face. (Just one stray hair? The others must be green with envy. AHAHA, JENNA WITH GREEN HAIR. *shot*) Then I took the tips of my fingers and ran them down his bare chest. A lulling feeling came over me. Link felt it too. Like a call of nature. (Oh God, I had a conversation with my brother like this today. "*click* *beep beep beep* *briiing...briiing....briiing...* Hello? Hey, it's me. Who the fuck are you? Nature, retard. Oh, what's up." Etc. etc., for about five minutes, all from him. I was crying, it was so random.) He leaned over and gently pressed his lips on mine. We begun to kiss passionately, tasting the sweetness on each other's lips. Our tongues began to intertwine as we kissed deeper. Sexual thoughts begun to race through my mind again. (As opposed to, "Did I leave the oven on?") (“Hey, maybe I should get a puppy!”) And I could feel Link's hands starting to caress my naked body, as his lips moved to my breasts. I let out soft moans of passion as new sensations begun to race threw me. I felt Link's heart beginning to beat along side mine. And the feeling of being connected begun to race through me again, as I heard his every thought. I heard him in my mind, telling me that he wanted me, that he wanted to make love. (I had no idea, given how he's caressing you again.)

Then I felt him getting aroused, felt how much he wanted it. (We couldn't figure that out for ourselves?) (OR HE CUTS YOUR HEAD OFF) Strong intense feelings raced threw my body, raced threw my bones. (*dying*) (Revenge on her bone marrow for throwing out Link’s voice, says I.) My body shook as sweat begun to form. And then I felt myself getting hotter, felt myself wanting him more and more. I wanted him, needed him. I wanted to feel him inside me. (I have a certain Nine Inch Nails song playing in my head now, thanks.) My body quivered and shook as his hand slowly went down, first to my thighs, then between my legs. Then I cried out in ecstasy as his fingers worked against my clitoris. (Aww, you used a biological word. And, dude, what's with all this ecstacy? It loses it's...pizazz when you say it so much. "Oh, ecstacy. Okay.") It felt soo good. Felt soo intense. (I'm soo tired, I want to kill someone.) I arced my back (ow.) and cried out in loud animal- like cries as his fingers reached the entrance and slid deep inside, touching my pancreas...."Oh....my Goddesses....Link..more baby.....LINK!" I screamed in pure ecstasy as his gentle steady thrusts made my legs quake. (All the sex sounds the same.) (Just like the DW smut. At least that smut is fun.)

Then I felt myself starting to climax as his fingers thrust deeper upping the movements. My body shuddered from the immense feelings that raged threw it. I grabbed onto the ground my nails digging into the dirt as Link's fingers made my body scream in eternal bliss. I cried out as the surges came in raging pulses, and my body withered under his touch. I begun to twist violently as the surges of pure ecstasy came in closer beats. Then when Link hit the right spot I let out a loud cat like cry...."LINK!" (WTF with the cats!) I screamed as I reached my peak and gushed down his hand (D:)...........panting I got up and looked at him, his lips parted to say something but I placed a finger on them. I shook my finger then moved it away as he gently laid me down.

Then he climbed on top of me and I felt his member at my entrance . Slowly he penetrated my body and cries of eternal bliss escaped passed my lips. As he moved inside me, my hips bucked up against his as we beg(a)un to find a rhythm. Slowly at first, then Link began to thrust deeper upping the movements. As we made hot love (Ah, Fabio. Only you.), I felt as if our bodies merged. Felt our hearts beating in unison. Our minds became one, and our souls connected. I heard his every thought, thoughts of love and passion. And I knew how I was making him feel: like shit. As he penetrated deeper inside me, it felt like nothing I had ever felt before. Then I started to call out his name in between cries of passion, and his breathing became faster. I felt his hot breath on my neck as he worked his lips there. With each thrust, strong pulses of pure ecstasy raced threw me. I bucked up against him, forcing him deeper inside me until he punctured my liver.

Our hips swiveled in unison as our bodies moved against each other. (Sw...swiveled? Is that normal?) My body started convulsing as I felt myself starting to climax. Then his thrusts came in faster beats as he started to climax. Our cries filled the air as we both came to our peaks. (Yodeling. Definitely yodeling.) Then he delivered the final thrust as he completely severed my liver and started to release a warmth inside me. He let out a loud animal like cry as he delivered the hot liquid deep down inside my inner sanctum. (OH MY GOD, GANONDORF HAD ONE OF THOSE. *DIES* Ah, the days when I read retarded Zelda fic. XD Upper Inner Sanctum! I believe that was the musical fic. YES, IT WAS, AND "IN THE END" BY LINKIN PARK WAS USED FOR THE REDEADS. EEEE. I downloaded that White Snake song JUST for that fic. :D) Then a strong feeling surged through my body, a feeling so intense that I screamed out Link's name as I peaked then had huge orgasm. It felt soo good that I never wanted it to end. The feeling was so intense, we wanted to keep going, wanted to keep feeling the intensity of our lovemaking.

Exhausted, I screamed as I tried to find the strength to go on. I clawed into Link's back as I bucked against him. (I bet she re-opened his scars. Poor Link. D:) Sweat rolled down our bodies as we fought to climax a second time. I ran my now sweaty hands up and down his back digging my nails into his skin as I pushed up against him. Link too fought to reach a second peak. (I thought guys didn't have multiple climaxes like women.) Fighting with what strength he had left, he thrust himself deeper inside my tired sweaty body, pushing to climax a second time. He screamed, cursed to find the strength as his thrusts came in faster beats. His hands grabbed down on my sides, as he tried to steady himself. Then I felt the strength leaving my body. Fighting for the strength, I screamed out in loud cat cries as I turned tigress. (AKUMA NO MI?! *stabbed to death* Forgive me, Odacchi...) I forced my trembling body up against his. Desperately trying to reach a second peak. I clawed deeper into his back as I cried out loudly like a tiger in heat. My back arced as I pushed in unison with his thrusts.

Then I felt myself starting to climax again. I cried out to Link, grunting like a female tiger to urge him on. (Ew, I keep thinking about the commercial when the guy’s at the airport or wherever, and he opens his mouth and it’s all, “I WANNA ROCK!” I always feel bad for Dee when I see that commercial. Anyway, I think of this scene like that, only there’s tiger noises instead of Twisted Sister. Y’know?) He returned my calls as cat like sounds escaped passed his lips. (*dying.*) Then I felt him beginning to climax again. We thrust against each other, our bodies trembling while crying like tigers mating as we came to a full climax and exploded together one last time. (KABOOM. Can I go home? Please?) With one last gasp we fell to the ground painting, our bodies exhausted and dripping with sweat. I laid against his tired body as I tried to catch my breath. We just laid there awhile shivering, trying to regain our strength. I looked into Link's eyes as I heard him in my mind telling me that he enjoyed the experience. "I love you." I said to him telepathically. (Wait, what? Telepathy? Che, even One Piece doesn't have telepathy. It just has Mantra, which kind of only works one way. :D) Then I leaned over and gently placed little kisses on his cheek while he held me in his sweaty arms. Finally I felt complete with him. We were now completed as one. (Okay.) (“WE’RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT~” Haha, I love Twisted Sister.)

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The Final Stretch (Because my mind went to Luffy, I'm GOING TO BED NOW.)

A short time later the head monk returned to check on us. We told him we were done, and he checked to see if we completed the requirements. (I think this was a cat metamorphosis ceremony.) Satisfied that we did meet the requirements (“Oh, ok, you two are rather sticky. You win, I guess."), he told us the sexual bonding was complete. We were led back into the Monastery and given robes to put on. He then informed us on the rules for a bonded couple. First we were told that a bond between a couple is sacred and special. It runs deeper then the vows they made. Since we were now a bonded couple, we had to understand that we were connected in this sacred way. Its a bond that can never be broken, even after death. We should treasure the bond we share. And to remember that it was fate that brought us together. (Yeah, okay.) (Ahaha, right.)

He called back his two servants and had them bring him something. When they returned, I was told to hold out my left hand. The two monks fastened a (5)bondage bracelet around my wrist. The bracelet had a colored heart pattern. The chain that led from the bracelet ran up and in the middle was a smaller colored heart charm. The chain split in two at the top of the heart charm and attached at my ring and index fingers. The colors on each part of the bracelet matched. There was one small blue heart, two red hearts, and two more blue hearts. The smaller charm also had the same color pattern. Next the monks attached (6)bondage earrings on Link's long pointed ears. I noticed as they were putting them on that the earrings also had the same color pattern as my bracelet. One blue earring was attached at the top of his left ear. Two red earrings on the lobe of his left ear and two blue earrings on the lobe of his right ear. (That sounds tacky and ugly. What if he didn't have pierced ears? D:) (Ew, seriously. That must clash with everything.)

After the earrings were attached to Link's ears, we were told that as a rule of a bonded couple we were never to remove the jewelry. They were to symbolize that we were a bonded couple. Though the bracelet and earrings were put on so bare hands could not remove them. The head monk also explained that helps prevent adultery. When a couple completes the bonding ceremony, they must a hear to the rules. (Adhere.)

First. (7)The man is not allowed to be alone with a bonded or non-bonded female unless his mate is present. (Because he would so totally have sex with her if his mate isn’t there? Please.) Second. The woman is not allowed to be alone with a bonded or non bonded male unless her mate is present. Third. When visiting with other bonded couples, both mates on both sides must be present. Only exceptions. A bonded male can visit with another bonded or non bonded male(s) with out his mate present. (What if he’s secretly gay? Ha, didn’t think of that, did you?) A bonded female can visit with another bonded or non bonded female(s) without her mate present. (Closet lesbians rejoice!) A Bonded male or female can go out into public without their mates present. A bonded male or female can visit with family without their mates present. And a bonded male or female can visit with higher authority (such as the king) without their mates present. (And if the higher authority has sex with them, well, who cares?)

(OMFG, YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN, FTW. *watches*)

Violation of these rules my result in serious consequences. The head monk said violators were looked down on. Adultery was a serious offense. (...because associating with someone of the opposite sex without your..."mate" there is adultery. Okay.) And anyone committing adultery could face serious charges. And you may not know who is watching you. He said people from the Monastery visit Hyrule and other parts of the world. So you may never know when someone from the Monastery is watching you. ("A little to the left...a little more...now, take off the panties...") They are taught how to tell bonded couples apart. (I find that rather creepy. I wouldn’t want some monk stalking me. D:)

Even thought there were a lot of rules to follow, I was glad to be bonded to Link. He meant everything to me, and having so many rules meant nothing. He was mine and I was his. (I think about five hundred fangirls beg to differ.)

After the head monk finished explaining what we needed to know, we were told we could leave. He had our horses brought to the front and we were escorted to the front gate. We mounted the horses and headed for home.

When we arrived back home Lilly and Navi were out front to greet us. Lilly came over to me after I dismounted. "How did it go?" Lilly asked. "That bracelet on your wrist sure is beautiful." Lilly smiled as she looked at the bracelet. "I loved it Lilly (but now it's just itchy.), I feel closer to Link now then I did before." "We now are a part of each other." I said as Lilly smiled at me and winked. "The bracelet is a symbol of our bonding." "It is to show that we are connected." I said as I smiled at her. Lilly flew around my head then flew over to my hand to look at the bracelet more closely. "What is with the color pattern. " "The same pattern appears on both charms." She said as she looked the bracelet over. "The colors represent that I am Link's mate and vise versa. "What did Link get?" Lilly asked. "He got earrings with the same color pattern as my bracelet." Then Lilly flew over to Link to see his earrings, and Navi came over to see me. She looked at my bracelet then smiled at me. She gave me a wink before we all went into the house.

Link and I went to go bathe together while Navi and Lilly ushered the horses to the stable. ("Small balls of light, get those large, potentially dangerous mammals into their pens. We're gonna go caress each other some more.") After we bathed each other and got dressed, we went down stairs to relax for the evening. We decided that since it was cool out, we were going to sit outside on the porch swing and enjoy the night together. (That sounds rather appealing right now. Maybe I’ll sit outside when I’m done with this. Which will probably be tomorrow. We’re not even up to Dark Link yet, are we?) Link and I sat down on the swing and I cuddled into his arms. Navi and Lilly floated by our heads. It was so peaceful out. The air fresh and clean. Sweet smells of past spring still lingered in the fall air. And the sounds of the crickets filled the night air. Their soft chirping lulled me to sleep in Link's arms.

A Few Loose Ends (God, what HASN'T been tied up yet? And dude, does this mean the fic is almost over?)

I spent the next few weeks adding to our farm. Link started out by bringing home cuccos and a rooster, then I got two milk cows (As opposed to...coffee cows?) (I want a coffee cow. D:), a pig and four sheep. Link surprised me when he came home one day with a beautiful black stallion. Since we have a special connection with the royal family, the King himself had that horse bred especially for us. (Well, you know what? I hope it kicks them in the FACE.) We decided that since the stallion (whom we named Midnight Star.) was such a strong horse, we were going to bread him with Epona. (...okay, that's really wrong. I doubt they enjoy being breaded.) (At least they’ll be a tasty side dish at dinner.) We bred them for the first time just before their mating season was to end. It was perfect timing, I only had seven more months until I was to give birth. (*counts*...so it's the same amount of time as when you had Cat Sex under the scrutiny of dozens of pent-up old monks.) The colt would be born not to long after I was to have my first-born. (Are horse pregrancies the same length as human pregnancies? I'm seriously curious.) I knew each colt that was born would be strong and healthy. (Who are you, a goddess? How would you know that? x__X) Perfect for each child that Link and I were going to have. (I still want one to turn out ugly as sin. Or deformed. Or evil. Or all of the above.) (I should write a parody of this where that actually DOES happen.) After we got all of the animals that we needed, I started a garden. I was going to grow a lot of the food we were going to eat. Though some of the meats and fruits were provided to us by the King. I grew most of the vegetables that were going to be used in meals. Each and every day I would tend to my garden. It was my pride and joy, next to being pregnant. (Ah, the simple things in life make this one happy. A happy little garden, as well as puking her brains out every morning and eating like a horse the rest of the time. Oh, and the constant sex.) Keeping it up was tough but fun.

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The Separation

One day I was visiting with Princess Zelda at the castle when she got word from her father that a war had started in one of our allied lands. The King decided to send in some of his knights and one of the legions he was sending was Link's. (Oh no. Watch my face contort in horror.)

My face turned white as a sheet. (What if it’s a colored sheet?) I knew that affairs like these could keep the men away for months. Since he was the captain of his legion he had to go. When Princess Zelda saw how upset I was she tried to comfort me, but I couldn't help thinking that Link might miss the birth of our first child. (Or, y'know, die.) When I explained my concerns to her, she told me that in the event if I was to give birth before Link was to return home, her father would have him brought home. (They did that in that time period? "You're wife popped one out. Get on home.") After she told me that I started to feel a little better, but it was the separation that was bothering me. I knew that spending such a great amount of time apart would be hard. I didn't want to get lonely. (No, you only have two fairies at home with you and Saria and Zelda as your super special friends.) We had been together for five months and married for two and never spent much of that time apart. (But I thought you were boooonded. Like, y'know, a PART of each other. Fuck, it's not like he can CHEAT on you with the Secret Camera Earrings.) (Oh my God, I would LOVE it if there was a random female soldier and Link needed to talk to her and some monk was there and saw it happen and Link got PUNISHED.) "Would this long separation period stress me out?" I thought to myself. When I got home I was mopey. I knew Link would have to leave soon and then I was going to miss him. I wished that he did not have to leave.

When he came home, he delivered the bad news. He told me that he was going to have to leave in the morning. As I looked into his eyes tears begun to stream down my face. I did not know how I was going to cope with the separation. I went into his arms and cried into his chest. (Yeah, just separation. Ignore the whole “soldiers tend to die in wars” thing.)

Link gently rocked me in his arms as I cried. He told me that he would be home as soon as the war was over. He also said he would write as often as possible. Though the one thing that sacred me (Sacred you? Yeah, sure.) was that something would happen to him and he would not return home to me. I expressed my concerns to him. "I do not want our baby to grow up without a father!" I said choking in between tears. "Do you remember the stories of my battle with Gannondorf?" Link asked. I nodded yes. "I survived that." (NO. Are you SERIOUS?!) "I'm standing here as living proof." "And a war cannot be worse then battling the King of Evil himself." (Except, y'know, strength in numbers.) "I'm a survivor, I’m gonna make it, I’m a survivor, keep on surviving, (Lawl, Destiny’s Child.) I will survive." With those words I looked deeply into his eyes and saw the determination in them. "Jenna my love, I will return to you." "Love will guide me back." He said as his eyes flickered with love and I knew then he meant want he said. (And what he meant was LOVE.)

He took his hand and brushed away my tears. (Again with picking up his hand and smacking her in the face with it.) Then he bent his head down and kissed me. (He bent to kiss her? WHERE did he kiss her? The knees?) A mix of emotions raced through my mind. (Who won?) Some sad, some happy and some with fear. I felt like the world was crashing down on me. Like all of the bad things were happening at once. Though as I looked into his eyes I could tell that within my own heart, love will bring him back to me. (LOVELY LOVE)

Just then Navi came flying into the room and saw that I was crying. She flew over to me concerned. "Jen, Link, where's Lilly and are you ok?" (It's obvious where her priorities are. Wait. Is this a fairy femmeslash fic?) I looked at the blue fairy and tears begun to stream down my face again. "A war has started in one of our allied lands, and the King has decided to send in knights. Link's legion is one of them." I begun to choke on my tears as I held Link tightly. ("Um, okay. Now, where's Lilly?") "Oh honey, I'm sorry, that is bad news, but you remember Gannondorf right?" I nodded yes. "Well he put Link through a lot worse then this, and he's still here." (Wait, who's still here? Link or Ganondorf?) "He loves you and he will come back to us." "He is going to be a father and that will not keep him away for long." Navi flew in front of me and her blue aura grew brighter. Her aura was always calming.

I looked into Link's eyes. His eyes were as beautiful and as sexy as ever. Still like deep blue pools of water. (You know, not all pools of water are blue. Or deep. What about the dirty water in the streets? Those aren't blue and aren't deep. D:) I just laid against his chest and enjoyed what time we had left. I did not know how long it was going to be before I was going to see him again. I thought to myself. "He loves me." "Love will guide him back home to me." "And that is all I need to remember." (LOVELY LOVE, I CAN NEVER FORGET, THAT'S WHY I SAY IT EVERY OTHER LINE.)

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The Reunion

Some time had past since Link has left with the King's knights. He kept in touch via letters by carrier pigeon. (Excuse me? Did people even use pigeons in that time period? And I think homing pigeons are used for long distances, hun. During WWI and WWII, mostly.) In one of his last letters he said that there was talk of a peace treaty. And if that happened the war would end and he would be coming home. To pass the time I either spent my time at the castle with Zelda or in Kokiri Village with Saria. And when it was too much to bear I spent those days in my garden or tending the farm. Most of the time passed easily, but there were days when I really missed him. And I was always awaiting for his next letter. (Sounds like me and One Piece. All I see here is severe obsession.) (You and your One Piece. :P I wanna watch it with you someday. I don’t care if it’s episode 400 or 4,000, I just want to be there to watch you flip out. XD) Then one day about four or five months later a message came in from Link that the peace treaty passed, the war was over and he would be coming home soon. (That's one short war.) I started to cry tears of happiness. Link was finally coming home. I had missed him sooo much. (Sooo.) My husband was returning to me like he said. And there was nothing more important then that. Lilly and Navi had come to make their routine check on me. When they came I told them the good news. They were happy to hear that Link was coming home. I was glad that Lilly and Navi were here. I wouldn't have known what to do without them. They always made things brighter (Was that a hidden pun?) (It’s like my puns which I don’t even realize I make. :D Oh God, remember that fic I wrote? “That’s not the point!”), and even helped the time go by faster. Even on the days when I got emotional from missing Link, they helped the sadness go away.

Though it was hard sleeping alone. Waking up and finding Link's side of the bed empty. At least I had Lilly and Navi to help me through it. (....okay, let's not go there.) (Hey there. ;D)

I was told that it was going to be about a week before the knights were to return to Hyrule. I could hardly wait. It was summer I was now nine months pregnant and to give birth soon. I did not want Link to miss the birth of our first baby.

The week seemed to go by quickly. And the day Link was to come home drew near. I spent the last few days with Princess Zelda preparing a "Welcome Home" Celebration for our men returning home. And on the day they returned, everyone in Hyrule attended to welcome home our men. The crowd was huge. (Well, you should know, they all went to your wedding.) Everyone had crowded into Hyrule market. I had even seen other wives waiting for their husbands. I had a hard time getting around. My stomach was big and when the baby kicked it took it out of me. (Since when do babies kick that hard? o__O Suuuupah Link Jr.) So moving through the crowd was very difficult. As the knights begun walking through the Market Place I finally found a spot where I could see and awaited for Link.

I watched as different legions went through, none of them Link's. I felt his presence as I telepathically called to him. "Yes, my love." "I will be there soon." "I miss you too." He said to me in my mind. Then when the last legion came through I spotted my husband at the lead. My face grew bright as I called out to him.

As he passed by he smiled at me. At that moment I begun to cry, I was soo happy he was finally home. I could not wait to be in his arms again. It had been such a long time and I wanted to run to him and give him a hug. But I had some patience so I tried to wait. (Please don't, like, jump into the procession and start fucking his brains out. Please.)

The King was at the other end of the Market. He welcomed home each of the knights as they passed by. Some even got rewards for bravery. I watched from the street as the King welcomed home Link's legion. There was a long pause then the King called Link over to him. I watched to see if he was awarded anything. (Of course he’ll be awarded something. He’s Link, Husband of Jenna, Hero of Time, Sex God of the Lost Woods.)

There was a silence as the King produced a small red box. I moved in to get a closer look. When I got to the bottom of the stairs leading to the platform Link was on, the King noticed me and told me to join them. "Since you are this brave man's wife, you may join him up here." As my eyes darted around the Market, I noticed all eyes were on me. I got nervous, and the King noticed that.

"Come daughter, join your husband up here commentate his bravery in the field of battle." My eyes darted around once more then I slowly made my way up the wooden stairs and to the platform where Link and the King were. At one point I almost tumbled, but the King caught me and helped me the rest of the way up. Then I took my place at Link's side. "This brave solder went above and beyond the call of duty, in the field of battle." "He risked his own life to save his men." (He’s a captain. He supposed to do that.) "For that I award this brave man Link, The (8)Triforce of Valor." (*check the footnotes* That contradicts itself. Only those of high stature get one, but you get one if you get injured in battle? What if your a crappy footsoldier and stub your toe on a fallen ally's helm?) The King opened the box and held up a pin with a red bird behind the Triforce symbol. In one the bird's claws was a bundle of arrows and in the other was a lightning bolt. A small Purple Heart sat in the center of the Triforce symbol. (...a Purple Heart. Well, you automatically lose.)

The King took the pin and placed it on Link's uniform. Then a loud cheering came from the crowd as Link turned to look over everyone. He waved a couple of times, then turned his attention to me. He took me into his arms and we kissed. More cheering came as we embraced. Then I looked into his eyes and an emo tear ran down my cheek. "I missed you soo much." "I'm soo glad that your finally home." I said softly. Then I placed a hand on my belly. "Our baby is going to be born soon." "I was told any day now." I took his hand and placed it on my stomach. "Do you feel the baby kicking me, trying to injure my vital organs?" I asked sweetly. After a minute he looked back up at me and smiled. "Yes, yes I can." At that moment his eyes seemed to glow, as happiness filled into them, and I knew that he was happy to be home. He took me into his arms again, and held me close. I noticed out of the corner of my eye that the King was smiling. He knew we were very happy together. Since Zelda had not yet married he at least had one daughter that wed. (Once again, no. And God, just marry Zelda off already. If this were reality or anything other than a fucked up dream world, Zelda would be married and pregnant by now, whether she liked it or not.)

That made the King happy. Since we wed he had another heir to the throne. (Nope.) (Fuck you, Jenna.) In the event that Princess Zelda does not take the throne (What're ya gonna do, kill her and blame it on the guards? Are you Lady Macbeth in disguise, Jenna? ;D) (Oooh, I’d like that. :D The fic would actually be interesting, then.), Link is next in line. Then I would become Queen. The King knew he was not getting any younger, but he felt at ease knowing there was another to be able to take the throne in the event that Zelda does not. Though this did not change Link and I, but we had to groom ourselves in the event that Link would become King and I Queen. (Groom?) I loved the King, he had become like a father to me. But I was in no hurry to become Queen. Though I knew that day may eventually come. (I get it. You’re trying to deny that you'd kill to be Queen.) (Megan, your grammar’s beginning to go. Tsk tsk.)

As Link and I walked through the street, the crowd cheered as we passed by. Link was very beloved by the people of Hyrule. Every one in Hyrule owed Link his or her life. He saved them all. (Yes, I played the game.) But now they were glad that Link had taken a wife. And when our baby was born, everyone in Hyrule will want to bless the baby of the "Hero of Time." Another to carry on in his/hers father's legend. (I'm still hoping it'll end up...oh, you get it by now.) (Yup.)

When we arrived back home all of the Kokiri were there to greet us along with or fairies Lilly and Navi. (Or? So Lilly and Navi MIGHT be with them, but they MIGHT not?) "Your (YOU'RE) finally home, I missed you Link." Navi squealed as she flew over to him. "You were really missed." As she flew around him her blue aura brightened. "I missed you too Navi." Link said as he smiled at her. "Jen and I really missed you to (to what?)." Lilly said as she flew in front of me. "Link, hey LINK!" (HEYLOOKLISTENOVERHERE. Is Navi regressing?)

A girls voice called from behind the crowd. Then Saria came running through the crowd and up to him. "I missed you a lot too Link." "How are you?" Saria said as her eyes lit up at the sight of him. "Were soo glad your home." (Is "soo" a new word that I never heard about?) "Jen spent a lot of time with us while you were away." Just then something caught her eye. "What is that on your uniform?" Saria asked as she gently fingered the pin on Link's uniform. "It's called the "Triforce of Valor." "The King awarded this to me for my bravery in the field of battle." Link said with pride. A loud "WOW" came from the crowd as Link showed everyone. "Oh Link, that is soo wonderful." "You must be so proud of him." Saria said as she looked at me. "Yes I am, but I'm just glad to have him home again." I said blushing. Then we had a small celebration to celebrate Link's return home.

We had a small feast, then we danced and drank. (Jenna? That’s bad for the baby.) Then around Midnight everyone went home, and Link and I were left alone. (Aw, hell.) We told Lilly and Navi that we were going to the pond out back to have a swim. The night air was warm, perfect for swimming. We went to our special little pond. Once there we took off our clothes and went into the cool water. We splashed and played around in the water for awhile. Then I looked into Link's eyes. They were glowing under the moonlight. I went into his arms, and felt his body against mine. Then he gently pressed his lips on mine kissing me deeply. It had been such a long time since we kissed like this. We kissed even deeper, our tongues finding their ways into each other's mouth. I felt his hands caressing my body, felt the connection between us growing stronger. I ran my hands down his back as he moved his lips to my neck. I felt his heart beginning to beat faster, heard his thoughts in my mind.

I wanted him soo bad. Wanted to feel him. It had been such a long time since we made love. (Aren't you practically bursting with baby?) I whispered in his ear that I wanted him. That I wanted to feel him. (You two are hugging. Or are you just being vague?) And I heard him in my mind, heard him say that he wanted me too. I felt the heat of our bodies, felt his hands touching me, felt them caressing my body. I started to breath faster, as my heart was beating in unison with his. Then I felt him quivering against me, as he slowly penetrated my awaiting body. (...wait, just like that?! Wow, even I wasn't ready for that. Bah, foreplay. What's that?) The intensity of it raced through my body, raced through my bones. It had been a long time since I felt this feeling. As we made love, I felt our connection become full. I felt as if our bodies merged. We became as one. Even more so when we both came to a full climax. I screamed out his name as I felt him release his essence deep inside me. (Those poor Kokiri. "What are they doing? D:" "Uum, nothing. Go to sleep, children.")

(Wait a sec, wouldn’t Jenna’s HUGE BABY-FILLED STOMACH get in the way? “Jenna, I can’t reach. D:” “But it’s right there!” “But your huge belly. D:” “Bend back or something! Limbo! Just fucking give it to me!”)

Then I put my lips to his long, sexy pointed ear (AAAAAHAHA THERE IT IS AGAIN) and whispered words of passion to him, before sweetly licking and nibbling on it. I heard him moaning softly as I caressed his ear with my lips and his body with my hands. I was so glad to finally be in his arms again, to be able to feel him. I had longed for this day; Longed to make love to him. Now my dreams had come true. He was finally home.

The Miracle (You mean...the baby dies? Please, please say yes.)

The next few days were hard on me, the dizziness became horrid and I started to feel sick. (You hadn't been feeling sick before?) It got so bad that I had to rest in bed. Then came the false labor. The pains were so intense that I felt as if my whole body was in a vise. I couldn't get up out of bed without the pains making me feel like falling over. (I'm not so sure that's how it works.) Link had to care for me. I ate all of my meals in bed. And when it was time to bathe Link had to help me to the tub to wash me. (Bah, just toss water on her bed.) (Yeah, he didn’t mind their bed getting soaking wet before.) It was hard, I felt helpless. But Link had told me that he was glad to care for me. I was going to give birth to our baby any day now. And he did not want to see me or the baby get hurt. Then a few nights later it happened.

I woke up and rustled Link awake. "Link honey wake up, its time!" I was going into labor. "Grumble." (Grumble. Mumble. Growl. Snore.) "Go back to sleep." Link said as he rolled over. Then I shook him again. "Link, WAKE UP.....I'm going into labor!" I cried as I shook him. "Wha, What?!" "Oh my Goddesses, its time!" He jumped out of bed, grabbed his robe and went to get Navi and Lilly. As he opened the door, I heard him calling for our fairies. "LILLY, NAVI come quickly!" Link cried. "What is the matter?" Navi asked. "Navi, you and Lilly must fly to the castle quickly, fetch Princess Zelda and the healer!" "Jenna's going into labor, its time!" " And please make haste." Link cried in urgency. "Lilly hurry, we must go!" Navi screeched. Then Lilly and Navi flew off to fetch Princess Zelda and the healer.

(Wouldn’t it be funny, since the house is in the Lost Woods, Zelda and the healer got lost?)

I didn't have long. The baby was on its way. (NAW. REALLY?) I felt the contractions become less spaced apart. (You mean closer together?) I hoped that Lilly and Navi would bring the healer here quickly. I tried to hold the baby back ("DAMMIT GET BACK UP THERE YOU BRAT.") (XDD Megan, you almost made me choke on my salad.), but that was no longer any good after my water broke. "I cannot hold the baby back any longer, Link!" "My water just broke!" (“Oh shit, Jen, I was wondering what that liquid was!”) "One way or another this baby is coming." I cried as my breathing became labored. "Just hang in there my love, Lilly and Navi will be back soon with Princess Zelda and the healer." Link was getting more concerned with each passing minute. Then a horse came plodding up to the front of the house and I heard voices. "Oh...my Goddesses.....they're.....finally here!" I said in between gasps of breath. Link ran out the door to hurry them along. Then a minute later he came back with the healer followed by Princess Zelda. "Princess, go get some pillows and blankets!" "And be quick about it." After Princess Zelda came back with the pillows, she put a pillow under my head and the blankets over and under my body. Then Link came to my side and held my hand.

"Hurry the baby is coming!" I cried as the contractions became closer together. (“Oh shit, Jen, I totally couldn’t tell!”) "You must breath slower." "Take a deep breath." " Now push!" The healer yelled. I felt the baby trying to come out but something was wrong. "Push harder!" She called again "I'm pushing......as hard as I can,...DAMNIT!" I screamed. "Princess, do you see the head yet." "No, not yet!" Zelda cried. "Damnit....GIVE....me something, LINK...you did this to....me!" "DAMNIT.....get this thing....out of me....NOW!" I cried as the pain got worse. I started to curse as the pain became more intense. "Damn YOU...Link!" I screamed as I looked up at him.(but afterwards I told him I was sorry.) (XD) (Teehee. XD) "You must calm down." Take deep breaths......thats it." "Princess anything yet?" "No, mistress something is wrong!" Zelda cried as she looked up. "What?!" The healer yelled as a look of pure shock cross her face. "The baby's head is not facing down!" Zelda cried again.

With those words came our worst nightmare. My face went white as a colored sheet and so did Link's. At that moment I thought our baby was going to die. I started to cry as the thought of loosing our baby looked evident. "We must act quickly!" "We have to get the baby's head turned!" The healer yelled as she prepared to go in and turn the baby's head. As Zelda and the healer worked quickly together they managed to get the baby's head in the right direction. (...I don't want to know what they did. D:) (“Zelda, stick your hand here! I’ll stick mine over there!”) "We got the baby's head facing down now PUSH!" The healer cried again. "URAGH" (SORYAAAA) I screamed as I pushed with every ounce of strength I had. "Mistress I see the head!" "Now hands, feet....."Then the next thing that I heard was music to my ears, a baby crying. (Maybe to YOU it's music.)

"Oh Goddesses.....congratulations its a boy!" Zelda cried. Tears of happiness ran down my cheeks as I squeezed Link's hand. Then Zelda took and wrapped the tiny baby in a blanket and gave him to me. I cried even more as I held the tiny miracle in my arms. "He looks just like you my love." I said softly as I looked up at Link. ("Um, no? Was that supposed to be a compliment?!") "We made this tiny miracle together." I laid my head against Link's chest as I looked at the baby's little face. "What shall we call him?" "Since he is a boy, and it was a son you wanted you pick the name my love." I said as I looked into Link's eyes. "Link the second he shall be called." Link said with pride. "After his own father." " Named after a legend." "Link Jr." I said softly. (I CALLED IT. I CALLED IT A WHILE AGO. WHO CALLED IT, BITCHES?!) (Ugh, I hate it when Link names his kid after himself. ‘Cause everyone calls him “Little Link” and I think of Indians. D:) "Welcome into the world little Link." I laid there and held little Link in my arms. I now felt complete. I had Link. Now I had a son with him. This was the most beautiful gift Link gave me. He gave me......a miracle. (Procreation isn’t a miracle. It’s necessary for the survival of a species. Get it right.)

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The Blessing

A few days later word had spread through Hyrule that Link and I just had a baby. When the King heard that Link had a son he was just delighted. (Because he would disown it if it was female?) He was going to have a blessing ceremony for the baby when I was well enough to get out of bed. Link spent the time I was in bed caring for me and our son. For the first few days we were keeping little Link in the room with us. It was safer and easier when he needed to be fed. Since I was breast-feeding him it was not much for me to get up and get him out of his cradle. (Of course she's breast feeding. What the fuck else would she be doing to feed him? o___O) (Seriously, I doubt they had bottles and baby formula back then.) There was the chair in the corner for me to use during feeding time.

I was surprised that for the most part Link Jr. slept through most nights. But there were a few times where he cried in the middle of the night to be changed or fed. But I was glad to have this little miracle. He was my pride and joy. I finally had a family. A family to call my own. When I was well enough to leave the bed we sent word to the Royal Family that I was ready. Two days later, we had the blessing ceremony.

The King had everyone in Hyrule attend. He wanted everyone to meet the "Hero of Time's" first-born son. Also his name was to be announced to everyone after he was blessed. ("It's Link, guys. I dunno about all of you, but I saw that coming a mile away.") The sun was bright as I walked out of the Lost Woods and onto Hyrule Field. I was carrying Link Jr. in my arms. Link walked at my side as we went. I watched as little Link giggled when he saw the sun. "This is the outside world my son." "Look." I said as I held him so he was facing Hyrule Field. He giggled and his little eyes lit up as he saw the new outside world. (What happened to the old one?) I smiled at Link as he giggled. (Wait, which one giggled? Dude, ambiguous pronouns much.) "He is so beautiful my love." "He is the best gift you ever gave me." (I hope he gets crib death.) I said as I looked into his blue eyes. Link leaned over and kissed me, smiled, then put his arm around me. When we reached the Castle Gates Princess Zelda, Impa and the King were there to greet us. We were taken to the Castle Courtyard where everyone was waiting to meet the son of the "Hero of Time."

There was a lot of bustle as people waited to see the son of Link and Jenna. (Maybe it's just me, but there isn't a nice little ring to that. "Link and Jenna".) I looked from behind the archway and saw that the Sages had attended, and to my surprise even Princess Ruto was there. (Well, she IS a Sage.) Even the Zora and Goron races attended to see this blessed event. (The entire country is watching again, in other words.) I cuddled our son as I waited for the King to announce us. Link smiled when our little son looked up at him, smiled big and giggled. (The kid just has gas. Don’t think he’s seriously happy, Link.) I saw Link's face just light up when I handed our son to him. I nearly cried as I watched Link cuddle our little miracle. Little Link meant as much to me as his father, my whole world revolved around them. They were my life. I listened as the King made his speech, then we were announced. I looked in to my love's eyes and told him it was time to bless our son. Link handed Link Jr. to me and we went to show all of Hyrule the son of a legend.

I held the tiny baby gently in my arms as we walked out to greet all of Hyrule. Then as we walked out a loud cheer rose from the awaiting crowd. Zelda played her lullaby as I prepared our little son to be held high. (THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIFE) When she finished the King spoke once more. "My people, this is a time of blessing." "A new life has entered our world, a life born by Hyrule's legend." "Once a boy of destiny, left the forest and became a man." "He entered the Temple of Time and pulled the Master Sword from its resting place." "Thus he became the "Hero of Time." "His destiny became Hyrule's salvation." "His bravery saved us from a life of darkness." "Then with his duties completed, he found ." (“*on a scavenger hunt* Hm, where can I find a wife? Oh, there’s one! *checks it off*”) and took a wife." "Now that hero and his wife have been blessed with a new baby boy." "I now present the "Hero of Time" Link, his wife Jenna, and their new son." Then the King smiled at us and gave us way. I handed our son to Link and we walked forward, to where all of Hyrule could see our new son. I stood by Link's side as he looked down over all of Hyrule.

"I, Link the "Hero of Time" present our new son, Link the Second!" He yelled as he held our son up high for all of Hyrule to see. A loud cheering rose from the people of Hyrule as Link held our son up high. I smiled as everyone cheered, I felt happy. This was truly a special time in our little son's life. (*laughing silently, singing along with a pair of scissors for a microphone*)

After our son was presented, it was time for our son to be blessed. Rauru the Light Sage was awaiting with the other sages to bless our son first. He walked up to little Link and put his hands on his head. "Link the Second, son of the "Hero of Time" was born under a legend and will grow up in his father's image." (No wonder all the Links look generally alike. These damned blessing ceremonies.) "To help guide and protect him in his journey through life, we the six sages each bestow a gift upon thy little one." "I, Rauru the Light Sage, bestow the gift of courage upon thee." Rauru's hands begun to glow as he gave the gift of courage to our son. (You make it sounds like it's corporeal. ...is it?) (It’s like the Three Wise Men giving gifts to Jesus. Only Jesus pwns Little Link any day.)

Completed, Saria the Forest Sage was next to bestow her gift. "I, Saria the Forest Sage, bestow the gift of friendship upon thee." (As in, “I’m gonna be your friend” or “I’m giving you the ability to make friends because you obviously can’t do it on your own?”) Saria placed her hands on Link Jr's tiny head and bestowed her gift.

Next was Daurina. "I, Daurina the Fire Sage, bestow the gift of power upon thy brother." With his big Goron hands he gently placed them on the tiny baby's head and crushed it shared his gift with him. (Thy brother? They had two kids?)

Then reluctantly Ruto walked over to our son to bestow her gift. "I, Ruto the Water Sage, bestow the gift of love upon thee." She placed her gentle fish like hands in our son's forehead and gave him her gift. (Why does she give LOVE? She's a flaming bitch. Can't wait until this kid grows up crooked. :D)

Next was Impa. "I, Impa the Shadow Sage, bestow the gift of wisdom upon thee." Then the Sheika (There's an H in there, you know.) gave our son another beautiful gift. (Was it put in a box and tied with a ribbon?)

And last was Nabooru the Gerudo. She walked over to the cradle where our son was lying. She peered into the cradle and smiled at the little infant. "You truly look like your father." She said as she placed her hands on his small head. "I, Nabooru the Spirit Sage bestow the gift of compassion upon thee." Then the final gift was given. (...but she's a GERUDO!)

Next Princess Zelda came to bestow her personal gift. She gently placed her hands on our baby's head and gave him the most special gift "I Princess Zelda, bestow the most important gift of all, the gift of knowledge, because you’ll obviously grow up stupid unless I actually give you this gift." I watched as her gentle hands begun to glow. Then an aura of white light surrounded the tiny baby as the gift of knowledge was given. Once completed the white aura faded and Rauru spoke once more. "With these gifts, Link the Second shall be guided through the valley of life." (I’ve heard of the valley of death, but the valley of life?) "He is truly one special child, a child of destiny." (I’d vie for a child of biology.) I held Link tight as I watched our little son get his final blessing. A tear of happiness (a single tear, but not emo. PARADOX, I SAY. I SAY WE MAKE THIS LIKE ONE PIECE AND GUSH TEARS AND SNOT!) (IMAGES OF SANJI! IMAGES OF SANJI!) ran down my cheek as I thought of what beautiful gifts were given to our special little son. Our son was truly a descendant of my "Hero of Time." (This scene makes him sound like fucking Jesus.) (Like I said before, Jesus pwns this kid.)

After the blessing was complete our final place for Link Jr to receive a gift was from the Great Deku Tree. (Ohoho.) After some final words Link and I took our son and headed for Kokiri Forest. (How did you get through the crowd?) Saria came with us. Once we arrived at the Great Deku Tree he awoke from his slumber. "Ah Link and Jenna, I have been expecting thee." "Come and sit." As we sat down in the grass as little Link giggled and reached for a butterfly that fluttered near his head. (Wait, this kid is only a week or two old, right? I don’t think babies grasp for objects until they’re about two or three months old. Wow, this kid has some amazing motor skills.) "I see thou have had thy first born." "As promised I give thee a special gift." I watched as a small glowing light flew over to us. Then I noticed it was a fairy. "A fairy for our son, this is truly the best gift of all." I thought to myself. As the small blue fairy flew around our son, he giggled and tried to reached for her. "Hello." "My name is Aria." "Nice to meet you." The fairy said as she fluttered in a circle around our little son. I smiled as the young fairy played with Link Jr. Then as I looked into Link's eyes, he saw a tear run down my face as I smiled. "Our son truly is very special." " He's our little miracle." I laid my head on Link's shoulder as he stroked my right arm. Our son was very special indeed, he was the son of a legend. (Yes, he is very special. Just like his mother. Considering the fact that only KOKIRI can have fairies. That's why Navi left Link at the end of OoT. e__e)

Down the Road

As winter arrived early (earlier then normal) (thanks, I couldn't figure that from the "early".) the cold winds became too much for the crops to handle. I had to go harvest what we had before the snow started to fall. Since we had a storage room bellow the house, Link and I harvested what crops we had and stored them in the food cellar. Then we moved all of the animals into the barn to keep them from getting sick. (Maybe my knowledge of caring for domestic animals sucks, but...is cooping them ALL up in a single barn unhealthy? Or something?) After the preparations were made, we waited for the winter snow.

A few days later the snow begun (BEGAN) to fall. It got real cold in the house so I had to stay by the fire with our small son. (I thought that in those days, each room had a fireplace to keep the house heated. Or was that at a later time period? Eh, who cares anymore?) Link Jr was now four months old. And getting cuter with each passing day. He was now crawling (AT FOUR MONTHS?!), and when he gets on the floor he crawls everywhere. I was starting to teach our son at his early age. While Link went to the castle to work with his men I stayed home to teach and care for our son. Even though I provided most of the teaching, Link did his part as well. I watched when there were a many a day when Link would stay home just to be with our son. I knew how much our son meant to him. Next to me Link Jr was his pride and joy. (Next to you, of course. I honestly doubt it.) Since the snow was bad this year, I stayed by the fire most of the day, each day I would read to him. I wanted him to grow up smart at an early age. (I hope he has a learning disability.) Link and I agreed that with each child we had we would start teaching them as soon as possible. (God, way to suck the fun out of their childhoods.)

One night I was sitting by the fire with Link and our son teaching him to read. (*gape* HOW OLD IS HE?! I'd like to swing something by you. BABIES CAN'T LEARN SO EASILY. Did you even teach him to WALK?!) Link had a children's book that taught kids how to count. (Note: There were no printing presses back in the day. Books were written by hand. Most books were written for historical or religious purposes. Buying books was rather expensive. And who the hell would waste ink on a children’s book? THERE WAS NO SUCH THING. AND PEOPLE DID NOT JUST READ BOOKS. FOR EXAMPLE, ROMANS HAD GREEK TUTORS AND THEY USED FUCKING WAX TABLETS TO WRITE THINGS. BUT THIS ISN’T ROME SO I’LL SHUT UP NOW. GOD.) As Link pointed to the pictures that showed how to add our son did something amazing. "See my son, if you take two apples and add them to the one you already have." "You get three apples." Link said as he pointed to the pictures. "See, one plus two is three." Link smiled as our son pointed to the pictures. Then the next thing he did was shocking. "So my son what do you get when you add one and two?" "Three." Link answered. Just then our son pointed to the single apple, then to the two apples then he held up three fingers before looking at his father and giggling. (Oh my goodness. That was so shocking. I think...I think my heart is giving o--ACK! Gurgle, gurgle, wheeze, die.) (I... don’t think a baby can consciously hold up a certain amount of fingers.)

A shocked look crossed my face as I exchanged glances with my husband. "Oh my....Did you see that honey?" "He added one plus two and answered three!" My eyes seemed to glow as I looked at Link. The same shock showed on his face. "He is going to grow up to be one smart kid, Link my love." (Of course he is. He's the son of the Hero of Time and Super Traveling Merchant Jenna!) "So far we've done a good job with him." I watched as a smile crossed Link's face. "Yes we have my darling, I know he will be the smartest kid in Hyrule" (I just had a Klarth thought. Eeew.) Link responded. He then leaned over and kissed me. "I love you my wife." I watched as our son pointed to the pictures in the book before I cuddled into Link's arms. (Did you crush the kid? Please let the kid die soon.) We sat for awhile before I went to put our son to bed. "It's time for bed sweetie." I said as Link leaned over and kissed our son on the head before I took him upstairs. Right before I ascended the stairs, I took little Link's hand and gently waved it at his father. "Say good night to daddy." Then he giggled as I walked up the stairs.

After I put him in his cradle and waited for him to go to sleep, (Wait, you’re leaving a baby in a room WITHOUT A FIREPLACE? I hope he freezes to death, you heartless bitch.) I went back down stairs and spent the rest of the night with Link by the fire. "He is a sleep." (Is he really? I wish I was a sleep. Don't see many sleeps these days. He really IS special.) I said as I snuggled into Link's arms. I laid there, against Link's chest watching the crackling of the fire. While he massaged my body I let my thoughts drift. As Link massaged me it felt soo good. (Soo.) His hands moved across my body as if they were gliding. (SUBE SUBE SPUR) His grip was firm but good against my sore muscles. I had spent that entire day cleaning. So I welcomed the gentle grip of his big broad hands.

My thoughts drifted away and the void opened up around me. Then I begun to hear Link's voice inside my mind, his thoughts, his passions. The connection between us became full. I let my thoughts drift into his mind. Told him how I felt, told him how much I loved him. (As if he didn’t know already.) As the sound of the fire crackling ringed through my ears, Link filled into my soul. (I can't tell if they're telepathically fucking each other or ACTUALLY having sex.)

We began to feel each other, feel each other inside. (Well, what else is new?) I rolled over and looked into Link's deep blue eyes, and I saw the desire burning in them. For a moment, his eyes seemed to glow against the red glow of the fire, and I was mesmerized by them. Then I leaned forward, pressed my lips against his and kissed him deeply. As we kissed I got lost in time, lost in his kiss, lost in the Lost Woods, and my body got lost to his touch. I felt the hot desire growing between us, our passions growing stronger. Then I let myself get taken away, as I slowly laid down and opened myself to him. I eagerly started to remove his clothes so his awaiting manhood would be restricted no more. First his belt, his tunic, then I undid the lace that held his white undergarment together and pulled it off exposing his heavenly naked body. Then I threw my arms around him and pulled him down on top of me. I whispered in his ear that I wanted him to take me. That I wanted him to fill me up with his love. (Well, what else is new?)

(This is irrelevant, but my mom made me chicken nuggets for dinner, and they’re REALLY good. Unlike this fic.)

I listened to the crackling of the fire as Link caressed my naked body with his hands and lips. We both let ourselves get lost in time, lost to each other's touch. Only the sound of our two hearts beating together was heard. (That is some quiet sex. o__O What happened to the cat noises?) As we moved against each other the red glow of the fire reflected against our skin. Its warmth gave us comfort as we made love. Long into the night we fulfilled each other's desires, each other's fantasies. (FANTASISTA KA?! I need to get out of One Piece. Badly.) I let myself slip (SUBE SUBE SPUR) into time, and get taken away on the wings of love. (*has a thought*...Sanji. AJKLHDFLHGRJDGHFDG. ORDEAL OF LOVE. "GIVE ME YOUR HAND~") The love that came to me from the heavens. When I was with Link I was in heaven.

The winter snow became worse a few days later. One day we had a snowstorm so we had to stay inside by the fire to keep warm. This was the worst winter Hyrule had seen in twenty years. (And I’ve survived the worst storm Saranac Lake located in scenic upstate NY! has seen in 35 years. Big fucking deal. YOU try spending a night holding up a tent while water is spurting in though the zippers and the walls are collapsing from the gales of wind and the ground is vibrating from thunder that sounds like a shotgun going off next to your ear and lightening is striking the ground only yards away.) I worried that the cold would get to our son. (Well, yeah, you left him in a room without a fire.) I did not want him to get sick, so for the next few days Link and I slept by the fire with our son to keep him warm. I hoped it would all end quickly since our anniversary was only a week away. (What anniversary? You met in the spring and married only two or three months after that. I do not remember anything happening with you two in the winter.) I wanted to get him something special, but if the snow did not stop soon I would not be able to get to the Market to get him a gift. Last fall after we got married the winter was a calm and mild one. There was hardly any snow and a mild cold. The autumn last year was even warm. (Wait, they married in the fall? No they didn’t. D: I thought... oh, who cares. Why do I bother?)

But for some reason this year the snows came early and heavy. I even got concerned about the Zora and Goron races since each was not very adaptable to the extreme cold. (The Zoras have been frozen before. I think they’re used to it by now.) Link and I worried that those races would have survival problems. Since the Zoras were an aquatic people, the water where they live remains warm. And if their water gets too cold, they might freeze to death. The Gorons live high up on Death Mountain, but they need warm climates to live in. If the cold gets too extreme, they might not survive. (WE FUCKING KNOW. WE'VE PLAYED THE GAME. PROBABLY MORE THAN YOU HAVE.) We especially worried about Princess Ruto. She was the kind to go out, and spend the day finding ways to improve Hyrule's water source or Zora's Domain itself. (wait, she is? I thought that, since she's a Sage, she's in the Sacred Realm or at least guards it 24/7. Like Saria. Which is canon.) (Oh my God. I just downloaded the One Piece Dub Rap. ...I will NEVER delete this masterpiece. "YOHOHO HE TOOK A BITE OF GUMGUM." *blocks it from mind* OIRATACHI MARUDE SAYAENDO. LALALA. Okay, back to Zelda.) Usually being cooped up was not her style, and she seems to get wiry if she remains in one place for to long. We though she might try to go outside to get away from being cooped up all day long. She never listens to her father, always sneaking around. So we thought she might try and sneak out, and that could be bad news. (But... she always stays in water even when she does leave the Domain. If anything, she could hang out in the Water Temple if she doesn’t feel like chilling with her dad. Literally.)

With that in mind, we decided that we should keep an eye out on her. One day in particular, it got extremely cold. It was the coldest Hyrule had gotten in twenty years. Link and I were sitting in front of the fire with our son. We had wrapped ourselves with heavy wool blankets and huddled together to stay warm. (What, is the fire not working properly? I’ve gone camping, sweetie, I know how hot a fire is.) The house had gotten cold, so cold that even Lilly, Navi and Aria had to go to the little huts that we built upstairs for them to sleep in, so their wings would not get numb, preventing them from flying. (...huts. Like, in the house? Don't you mean birdcages?) (Man, they don’t even get to sleep next to the fire.) While Link and I were huddled together under the blankets, a knock came at the door.

Since it was snowing and the cold was so intense, we thought that someone would be crazy to venture outside in that terrible weather. Link and I exchanged worried glances. "Who could that be out in this awful weather?" I said as I gave Link a worried look. (Worried glances, followed by worried looks. I think they're worried.) "I'll go see who it is." Link said as he got up dragging the heavy blanket behind him. I got up, wrapped my blanket around me, wrapped one around our son, then followed Link to the door. Undoing the latches, Link slowly opened the door. What we saw on the other side shocked us. There in the doorway stood the figure of a female Zora. Princess Ruto, wrapped in a heavy deep blue cloak, stood there ankle deep in the snow half frozen. "Oh my god, what are you doing out in this ungodly weather?!" I said with pure shock in my voice. (As opposed to...impure shock? Sinful shock? Slutty shock?) Dazed, she looked at us then staggered to the door. Link reached out and grabbed Ruto by the arm and pulled her inside. Removing the cloak, I led Ruto to sit by the fire. With haste I grabbed a heavy wool blanket and wrapped it around the half frozen Zora.

Then I went into the kitchen and made a cup of hot coco to give to her. (Is that some type of poison?) After I handed her the cup, Link and I looked at her with unblinking eyes, "So tell me again why you were out in that awful storm." I said with doubt in my voice. (You doubt she was out in the storm? Or you doubt the storm was awful?) The adult Zora, who incidentally wasn’t a child, looked from me to Link, then answered in a muffled tone. "I was out examining ways to improve water flow from Lake Hylia, when the storm broke catching me in it." Reading over her statement again in my mind, it didn't make much sense. There had to be more to the story then what she was telling us. (...it sounds logical to me. What's wrong with it?) I looked at her squarely, as she looked down into her cup. "C'mon Ruto, there has to be a real reason why you were out there." "I just find it hard to believe that you were actually out there to check on the water source. " "Tell me the real reason. " Ruto looked back up at me, then her face faltered. ("W...well, actually...I was spying on you guys. Looking for a good opportunity to kill you off, smother your child, and take your husband for my own." Damn, that'd make this story great.) (Srsly.)

"Well…..I…..ummm….I can't really say why." Link and I exchanged looks then we looked back to Ruto. "Ruto you cannot really expect us to believe that you cannot explain why you were really out there." A glint of anger appeared in Link's jeweled eyes as he spoke. (Jeweled? Ew. Ow.) (The monks probably inserted them there.) When she saw that Link was getting impatient, she finally decided to tell us the real reason why she was out in the storm. "Well…..I was in Zora's Domain and I was starting to feel cooped up so I decided to go to lake Hylia for a swim." "As I came near the Water Temple, I decided to check inside to make sure everything was ok." "As I wandered the corridors, I saw what seemed like a shadow that moved." (...perhaps it was a fish. Or a rat. Or a water rat.) "I walked further down the corridor I was in, until something knocked me down. " "When I turned and looked up, I saw a shadowy figure looming over me that looked remarkably like Link." (Aw, hell no. Not him AGAIN. Stop fucking using him in fics. D: Let the poor anomaly rest in peace.) (Like the fic I read where Link and Dark had sex and Ganondorf raped Dark with a sword. I still have nightmares. D:) "Its red eyes, pierced me like daggers (STABBITY EYES), and as I looked at the figure, I could tell it was evil." "I barely got out alive." "That thing….almost had me." "When I got outside, the storm broke." "Being a Zora, I knew I wasn't going to last long out in the cold, and Zora's Domain was too far away (...SWIM. Isn't there a convenient tunnel from the lake to the domain?! I used that thing ALL the time back in the day.), so that's why I came here." Ruto said in a scratchy voice, her hand shaking the cup she held. I looked at her with unblinking eyes and all I could think about was what Ruto had said. (No shit. I’d be a bit concerned if you began to think, “I wonder what I’ll make for dinner tomorrow?”)

"A shadowy figure that looked like Link?" I thought to myself. I glanced over at Link, who looked white as a sheet. "Link my love whats wrong?!" Link turned to face me, his voice raspy from shock. "Oh my Goddesses…..I thought he was dead!" "How can he still be alive!" "I destroyed him myself!" "Who Link……what are you talking about?!" I watched as Link's eyes lowered. "When I was in the Water Temple, about halfway through it, I entered this strange room." "The room was strange (No. Really.) (*snerk*), like it was straight out of a bad dream." "As I continued to explore the room, I felt a strange presence." "As I walked towards the lone tree in the center of the room, a shadowy figure turned from behind it." "When I got close enough, I could tell that the figure looked like…….me." Link's eyes faltered as he remembered that day when he met his mirror self. "Oh Goddesses, you're kidding right?" I said with pure shock in my voice. ("I'm missing out on an opportunity for a three-way?! Why didn't you tell me this before?! Even my SHOCK is lusting for this ebil other Link!") "No, he's telling the truth." Ruto added. "I saw it with my own eyes when I was in there last." I could not believe what I was hearing. All I could think about was that there was another that looked like Link. Was this other, evil, was he good, or was he Link's twin that he does not know about? (Well, obviously Link knows about him and knows he’s evil since he TRIED TO KILL HIM.) These questions raced threw my mind as the thought of this mirror image with the face of my husband was possibly running around.

"Link my love tell me what happened." I looked directly into Link's eternal blue eyes as a look of pure depression shone in his face. (Eternal blue, as opposed to finite blue? Mortal blue? And pure depression, as opposed to not-so-depressed depression?) "When I tried to fight the mirror image, I could not land a mark on him." "It seemed that he was anticipating my every move." "It was a long and grueling fight, one I almost did not win." (What a n00b.) (Just use the Master Sword, idiot. The Biggoron Sword never works. In fact, just use the hammer.) "Oh my Goddesses…Link you never told me about that!" I walked over and embraced the now shivering Link. "It was terrible, I will never forget those blood red eyes." (*headdesk* This is why Link had no personality in the game. He COULD NOT ANGST.) "And now with possibility that he is still running around, makes me even more nervous." (But he’s running around in the Temple where he previously lived. I doubt he’d leave. It’s the biggest Temple in the game, isn’t it? Why leave when there’s all that space? Oh, he could even hire an interior decorator and makes the place FABULOUS~!) I could tell now that Link was upset. Even with all the stories that Link had told me, he never told me about his encounter inside the Water Temple. (But I thought that you knew everything about his past when you two bonded. Did you forget already?) "I must go to the Water Temple and check it out." "If I don't, I will never be able to rest." Link said as he got up and buckled on the Master Sword over his back.

Then he put on his deep green cloak as he prepared to venture outside. "Link my love you cannot venture out in that dangerous storm." I said as I grabbed his arm. "Jenna my dear wife, I must go." "If that mirror image of me is still on the loose, that could mean serious trouble." Link's jeweled blue eyes pierced me deep into my soul. (*spofles ramen broth* Pierced by jeweled eyes, eh? If I were him, I wouldn't wanna get my eyes all bloody. Maybe that's what happened to Dark Link. XD) As I stared into them, I begun to understand that he had to go find out if the evil in the shape of his image was still inside the Water Temple. I wondered how Gannondorf could create such an atrocity. (Cloning? Luck? Oh, wait, maybe the Triforce of Power had a play in it.) "Well I understand that you must go to the Temple and see if it is true that this copy is wandering its corridors, but you are not going without me." I said as I grabbed my deep blue cloak and put it on, lifting the hood over my head. (What, are you gonna bring the kid with you?!) "Jenna my love, you cannot come." "Its too dangerous and some one needs to stay here and care for our son." Link said as he lifted my head up until our eyes met. Pushing his hand away a hint of irritation appeared in my voice.

"First off, I cannot just let you venture out in that storm alone, second Ruto as well as Lilly and Navi are here so they can care for our son while we're away." (Ok, just ignore the fact that the kid may grow up without either of his parents if anything happens.) "Ruto is still not able to go back to Zora's Domain yet so she should stay here anyway." I said as I headed towards the door. Link grabbed my arm and pulled me back. "Jenna my love, you do not understand." "I don't want to loose you, (I want to TIGHT you) the Temple is dangerous and so is my mirror self." Link looked at me with concern in his eyes. And all I could think about was that I didn't want to loose him either. "I'm still going, I don't want to loose either. (I'd much rather be tight.)" "I love you, and I want to protect you." "Who knows what this mirror self might be planning." (It’s not like he could do anything in the middle of a snowstorm.) I said as I threw my arms around Link. "Sigh" "That is one of the reasons why I married you my dear Jenna." Link said as he pressed his lips on mine. (Because she's a naggy whiner who can't spend a minute away from you?)

The Encounter

Grabbling my bow and my (9)Phoenix circles (Please spell Chakram right in the footnote, thanks. And your weapon sounds like a bundle of retard and impracticality.) (Personally, I wouldn’t fight with a weapon with valuable gems all over it. I’d sell the damn thing and buy a Wii.) and Link equipped with the Master Sword, I kissed little Link, said a few words to Ruto then Link and I headed for Lake Hylia and the Water Temple. We went to the stable to grab our horses, since Epona was carrying, I saddled Star Dancer and Link saddled Midnight Star. Mounting our horses, we left the sanctuary of our house, and made our way through the blinding snow. The storm had kicked up again. It was very cold and the snow knee deep. The wind whipped our cloaks around as we pushed onward. Visibility was next to nothing, I could barely see Link in front of me. "Jenna are you ok?!" Link yelled over the howling wind. "So far I'm ok, but I can barely see anything in front of me!" I yelled back. "Just follow the sound of my voice my love, I will help guide you!" Listing to Link's voice, I was able to follow him. We kept a steady pace, pushing through the deep wet snow. I wrapped my now damp cloak around me trying to stay warm.

After some time we finally came to the fences leading to Lake Hylia. By this time the storm had died down some so visibility was much better. Link made Midnight Star come to a complete stop, causing snow to kick up behind the stallion's powerful hooves. Pulling back on the reins Star Dancer came to a complete stop just a few feet behind Link. (...the horse pulled back on the reins?) "Why did we stop?" I questioned. "We need to jump these fences, but with the snow as deep as it is I know that Midnight Star can make the jump but, do you think your mare can handle the jump?" Looking down at my mare, I patted her on the head and stroked her mane. "I have full confidence in her Link, she can make the jump." "Then lets go!" Link yelled.

Backing up his horse, Link prepared for the jump. When he had enough distance, he booted the horse in the legs thus breaking them (SDKLFSG) and ran towards the fences guarding the lake. With a kicking up of snow, the black stallion flew gracefully over the fences, leaving a trail of mist behind him. (That was some genuinely nice imagery, I must say.) Bringing the horse to a stop on the other side of the fences he looked at me. "Now you make the jump." Nodding, I backed up my mare and prepared for the jump. When I had enough distance between the fences and I, I booted my horse in the legs and bolted towards the fences. Just before I reached the fences, a cloud of snow kicked up behind my horse's powerful hooves (you know, saying that over and over again lessens the prettiness of it.) as she made the rough jump over the fences. Link then took off in front of me and called for me to follow. I watched as the lake slowly became visible. When we reached the bank of Lake Hylia, we were shocked at what we saw. Pulling our horses to a complete stop I exchanged glances with Link. "The lake is frozen over!" "How are we supposed to get inside now?" I said as we dismounted. Pulling out his bow, Link nocked an arrow of fire and shot it at the lake. Steam rose up as the fire melted the ice beneath its fiery rage. (...it melted the WHOLE lake?! Oh, wait, they're magical arrows.) "Well well, Link your full of surprises." I said with envoy. (Who's the envoy, and where is he from?) Link smiled, then nocked a few more arrows and shot them one by one into the ice, creating a hole in the ice. (I thought the first arrow melted the ice.) "Now we can get inside." Link inquired. (*cringes* Inquiries are questions. Please stop trying to sound smart.) "Wait a second Link, isn't the door to the Temple under the water?" Link nodded. "How do you suppose we are going to get in there?"

Walking back over to his horse, Link reached into his saddlebags and pulled something out of it. Turning back to me he threw a blue looking tunic at me. "Put that on." "That's the Zora tunic, it allows its wearer to breath under the water." I looked down at the tunic in my hands, wondering if it would really work. "Are you sure its going to fit me?" Looking back at me his eyes seemed to glow. "Don't worry my love it will." ("I got one specially made for you." A Cry in the Night, A Cry in the Night.) Looking back down at it one more time, I took it and slipped it on over my dress. Then I walked over to Link just as he finished putting his on. (Did Link seriously waste 300 rupees to buy a second one?) "Now the entrance is at the bottom." "The only way to get down there is with the Iron Boots." (...you COULD swim, you know.) "Iron what?" I asked with curiosity in my voice. "The Iron Boots are boots made of Iron (NOOOOO.) to help the wearer to be heavy enough to walk on lake bottoms. "Oh that's amazing, you never cease to surprise me Link my love." I said with a little giggle. "Now since there is only one pair, you'll have to hang onto me or you will just float back to the surface." Nodding, I watched as Link equipped the Iron Boots. When he was ready, I grabbed onto his arm as we made our way into the lake. The boots made a loud clopping sound as we descended to the lake's bottom. Walking on the bottom of the lake made me feel a little uneasy, but I had confidence in my husband's abilities. (Because walking with iron boots on takes SUPER SPESHUL SKILL? Please, for the sake of my sanity, kill yourself.) When we reached the Temple's gate, I looked up at the blood red jewel sitting above the entrance. A slight shiver went down my spine as I stared at the ghoulish looking thing. Hugging onto Link, we descended into the Temple. As we walked further into the eerie Temple, a wash of uneasiness ran over me. "Where do we go from here?" I said as I held onto Link tightly. "I'm not sure, but my best guess is that we should head for that strange room."

As we descended deeper into the Water Temple, I started to feel as if someone was watching us. "Link do you feel as if we are being watched?" "Yeah I feel it, I also feel a presence as well." "He's here I can feel it." Feeling my cat like instincts kick in, (SO YOU ARE A CAT) I raised my head up and sniffed the air. "You're right, I smell something fowl." (...pfft. I won't say anything.) (That’s so horribly ridiculous. I’m sorry.) "He's close." I said lowering my head. "Closer then you think." A sneering voice called from within the Temple. (Lucius Malfoy?) (*sporfle*) I jumped at the sound of the eerie voice echoing threw the corridors. (I wish my voice could throw corridors. D:) "Come out and show yourself, I know you're here!" (*facepalm*) Link yelled as he unfastened his sword in its sheath. "Ha ha so…the "Hero of Time" has returned to challenge me." The sneering voice called again. "You ‘r e more of a fool then I thought." I begun to shake as the sneering voice continued to vibrate threw the Temple's corridors. (Throwing corridors? That's one powerful Sneering Voice.) "FOOL!?" "You're the fool!" "Why won't you show yourself?!" Link screamed as he unsheathed the Master Sword. Just then we heard a shuffling sound behind us. Then the next thing I knew, I was struck from behind and then all went black.

When I awoke, I noticed I was lying on the floor bound hand and foot with rope. Looking around the room, I saw Link sitting next to me bound as well. I tried to tug at my bonds, but it seemed no matter how hard I tried the bonds seemed to tighten. "Its no use Jenna, I've already tried." Link said in a faltering tone. "It seems that we are prisoner of my mirror self." "You are so right." (You are, like, SO right.) Called the sneering voice again. Just then a figure appeared in the doorway to the room. "So…the "Hero of Time" is now my prisoner." "How long I awaited this day, the day when I would get revenge on my counter part." (I don’t know why, but I really love Dark in this fic. XD;) I watched as the shadowy figure moved forward revealing an exact copy of Link. Although the "copy" was darker, wearing a black tunic and hat, and those blood red eyes shone with pure evil. (Pure evil? As opposed to--aw, fuck it.) As he approached Link, the look of him made me shiver in fear. "What are you going to do with us?" Link said with hatred in his voice. "Hmmm….I haven't decided what I'm going to do with you yet." Then he glanced over at me, his blood red eyes piercing into my soul. (God, does EVERYONE have dagger eyes? Or does her soul kind of float around in the atmosphere and bump into everyone's eyes?) "But I think I have plans for that beautiful wife of yours." (Well, duh. She's Jenna. The most special traveling merchant in all of Hyrule.) The mirror image said with amusement in his voice. "Oh by the way…call me Dark Link. (Can I have your number, baby?)"

Just then Dark Link strode over and bend down beside me, "Such a beautiful creature." He said as he put his hand under my chin, lifting my head up to face him. I shot him (Ouch, but Hyrule doesn't have guns!) a look of hate. "I have plans for you sweet thing." Dark Link said as he ran his hands seductively down the side of my face. "What the hell are you talking about!?" (Come on Jen, use your imagination.) I looked up at him, his red eyes seemed to glow with an evil desire. "Oh…I have special plans for you." "You will soon find out." He begun to laugh, a laugh so hideous that it made my skin crawl. Realizing what he meant, my eyes grew as big as saucers. "I want nothing to do with YOU in that manor!" (Wait, he has a manor? And Link only has a shack in the Lost Woods. Well, I know who I want now.) (I love his manor. :D) I cried as I spat in his face. "You Bitch, you'll pay for that!" Whipping the spit from his face, he backhanded me, leaving a stinging sensation on my cheek. "How dare you hit my wife!" Link screamed. "Well it seems you're in no condition do anything about it." Dark Link said with humor. Then the dark being faced me again. "I will be back for you real soon." Running his hand down the side of my face again, he smiled then got up and strode to the door. "Now don't think of trying to escape." He said with a smirk then walked out.

I looked over at Link. "What are we going to do?" "I dunno, he took my sword and I cannot break the bonds." (Pussy. I knew you were still a scrawny little Fairy Boy.) "It seems were at Dark Link's mercy." Link said as his face faltered. "I will not concede to defeat!" I cried as I twisted forward. "I don't want to either my love, but I'm at a loss on what to do." I was beginning to grow concerned. The thought of what hideous things Dark Link might do to me, sent shivers up my spine. (Ignoring what he might do to your husband.) I tried to tug at my bonds again, but to no avail. I was beginning to think that all hope was lost, when a glint of something shiny caught my eye. I peered deeper into the darkness on the other side of the room, as I pushed my self away from the wall and slinked across the floor. When I got close enough to the shining object, I realized that the glints were coming off the gems on my Phoenix Circles. It seemed that in his hast (What the hell’s a “hast?”) to remove our weapons, Dark Link seemingly forgot to take my Phoenix Circles with the rest of the weapons. (How utterly convenient.)

"Link look, over on that table across the room." "Its my Phoenix Circles. "I said as I leaned forward. "How do you suppose we are going to get to it?" "We're still bound." Link reminded. Looking back down at my bonds, the feeling of my cat instincts washed over me again. (Ugh.) Gracefully, I leaned forward until my mouth met the bonds around my ankles. Slowly I took part of the rope into my mouth and begun to gnaw at it. (“Use them tiger teeth!” Oh Rush Hour 2, how appropriate your quotes are.) Quickly I chewed my way threw the rope, knowing I had to make hast. I had to break my bonds before Dark Link returned. After some work, I managed to chew through the bonds around my ankles. I got up and staggered over to the table where my Phoenix Circles where sitting. Turning around, I took one of them into my hands and worked it around until the blade was resting against the bonds around my wrists. Taking it, I slowly managed to cut threw my bonds. Putting my weapon down, I rubbed my wrists to soothe the pain from the slight wounds that came from when I tried to break the bonds. "Link I'm free." Grabbing my weapon I walked over to him. "How did you manage to break your bonds?" Link asked with shock. (...he wasn't watching? "I'll stare at this dot on the wall. Ladeedaaa.") "Well I owe it all to the training I had while I was traveling." (You were… trained to be a cat?) "Now its time to break your bonds." Reaching down I placed the blade of my Phoenix Circle against the bonds on Link's ankles. Snapping the ropes off, I motioned for Link to turn around. Placing the blade against the rope, I sliced it off in one swift swipe. Rubbing his wrists he looked up at me with a smile on his face.
"You're amazing my love." He said with a smile. I walked into Link's arms and kissed him. Then his expression changed into a serious one. "Now we must get out of here and find the rest of our weapons before Dark Link returns." Nodding, I grabbed my Phoenix Circles, and followed Link as we slowly made our way to the door. Inching his way out the door, Link checked to see if anyone was coming. "Coast is clear, lets go." Link whispered. Slinking our way down the dark corridors, the echo of Dark Link's taunting voice lingered in the air. "We must hurry…this way." Link pointed towards a hallway with a light shining at the end.

Winding threw the shadows we came upon a lighted room. Quietly Link opened the door. Peeking inside what we saw was a sight for sore eyes. There on a table sat our weapons. "Oh my Goddesses…..there they are." I said as I ran inside. "Link the Master Sword is here along with our bows!" Reaching over I grabbed my bow and quiver. I swung the bow over my back, then threw the quiver over my shoulder. Then I grabbed the Master Sword, his bow and quiver and handed them over to Link. Link took the sword and buckled it over his back then swung his bow and quiver over his shoulder. (You retrieved your weapons. There, one sentence.) Unfastening the sword, Link removed it from its sheath. He took the sword and swung it threw the air, listening to the rushing sound it made as though it was cutting the air like a knife threw butter. (I wasn't aware that knives did that.) (Buttering toast in the morning would suck if they did. “Oh shit, the damned knife threw the butter again. I’m eating cereal.”) "I'm just glad to have my sword back." Link said as he swung it one last time before sheathing it. "Now lets get the hell out of here." Just then the door swung open. "Going somewhere?" There in the doorway stood Dark Link. "I thought I told you two to stay put!" An evil sneer crossed Dark Link's face as he eyed us over. "I don't take orders from the likes of you!" Link sneered back. "You will be after I'm finished with you." ("I will be take orders from the likes of you after you're finished with me? What kind of grammar is that?" "...shut up." "It's obvious which of us is superior." "S-shut up! I have a manor!" "...damn.") Just then Dark Link drew a sword with a remarkably likeness to the Master Sword. At that point, with Dark Link holding a sword just like the Master Sword, I begun to think that this is one battle Link would not win alone. (Because he's not the legendary Hero of Time. Nope.) Drawling my Phoenix Circles (FEENICKS CIRCULS) I made a daring charge at Dark Link. Feeling my cat like instincts kick in, I jumped gracefully into the air, aiming my weapons directly at his face. (I want to kill her. I want to tear her heart out.) Just before I managed to strike, Dark Link raised his sword and blocked my weapon causing a clank of metal and sparks to fill into the air. Falling back, I swiftly rushed forward and high kicked Dark Link in the face, causing him to go flying back into a wall. Staggering back up, his face twisted into an evil grin. "So…you want to play rough do you?" He said wiping the blood from his mouth. "I can show you just how rough I can play!" (Rape her, rape her!)

A flash of white light surrounded the room, causing Link and I to be blinded. I felt myself being lifted into the air, as if someone was carrying me. I heard Dark Link's sinister laugh ring threw my ears then all went black. With unblinking eyes I stared into the blackness of the room I was in. (Okay, there's something wrong if you're not blinking while you stare.) Cold water shifted around my ankles as I walked around. Pushing my way threw the darkness, (I’M NOT AFRAID OF THE DARKNESS!) I listened for any sounds that might be my love Link. "LINK…Link where are you my love?!" "Link are you there?" I cried out into the darkness, but all there was, was silence. Continuing to move forward, I finally found myself standing in front of a strange tree. Looking up at it, it looked twisted and ugly, as if it was a tortured soul. Its twisted branches stretched out like clawed fingers, as if it was trying to grab something. (I love that tree. :D) Backing up, the cold water brushed up against my legs, causing a cold chill to run up my back.

Just then a chilling laugh pierced the darkness. Looking back towards the tree, a black figure slinked out from behind it. (I also love when he does that. "Aw, there's nothing here. Aw, the door is locked. I'll go back over--OHMYGOD, WHERE DID HE COME FROM?!") (I flipped out the first time that happened. X3 Ah, good times playing Zelda.) It's chilling blood red eyes sending a chill deep into my soul. "Dark Link…where the hell am I and where is Link!?" I sneered raising my Phoenix Circles up in front of me. (Why the hell must everyone sneer?) Snapping his fingers a sudden light filled the room, lighting up the surroundings. A sudden shock ran threw me. "Oh…my Goddesses…is this the strange room Link described where he first met his counter part?" Then something caught my eye. Looking over my shoulder, there bound to the wall over the way out, was Link. (...he caught your eye from behind you? Nice peripheral vision.) "OH MY GODDESSES…LINK!" I cried clopping my hands over my mouth. "What the hell have you done to him you bastard!?" "I told you earlier…if you want to play rough, I will show you just how rough I can play!" (Hmmm...I'm not so sure he's playing very rough right now. D: G-String was a lot more evil.) An evil glint rose in Dark Link's eyes, the flame of hatred flicking in them. "If you want to save your love; then you must defeat me." (Obviously, she will. Because she's Jenna, the most special traveling merchant in the world.) Eyeing him, I poised into a fighting stance, placing my Phoenix Circles up in front of me. I knew I was in for a long battle.

The Final Fight (Lord in HEAVEN, does that mean it's almost over?!)

I charged forward, crying into the chilling air as I prepared to strike. Lunging, my weapon clashed with his, causing a crash of metal and a shower of sparks. Pushing forward, our weapons met again, as a shower of sparks rained from our rage (which apparently doubles as a raincloud.). I backed up again, raising my weapon for another assault. We moved in a circle, each waiting for the other to attack. Then I took my chances and lunged again. This time my weapon connected, cutting his black tunic, leaving a gash across his chest. Looking down at his crimson soaked wound, he sneered then flew at me, (I BELIEVE I CAN FLY~!) sword raised. I ducked, raising my weapon in defense. Our blades connected again, sending another shower of sparks into the air. The sound or our weapons clashing filled the room, as the water rushed around our shuffling feet. He again tried to push forward, causing me to block in defense. Backing up again I moved with him, trying to anticipate his next attack. And I felt him surround me. His taunting laugh causing the rage inside me to flourish. Then I felt Link calling to me in my mind, heard him telling me what to do. But because of the fiery rage that was running threw me, his voice sounded muffled and distant. As the evil being moved around me, I felt the chilling air (Firey rage, chilling air, my God just PICK something and LEAVE it.) he was generating move across my skin. I eyed his every move, waiting for the right moment to strike. His blood red eyes watched me, the flames of a fire seemed to flicker in them. His weapon moved with such grace and his moves like that of a striking tiger. (They're all cats. This is a furry fic.) (There’s a furry novel I read about on Encyclopedia Dramatica. That’s… somewhat relevant. :D The reviews for it on Amazon are funny.) Though I waited, waited for the right moment. "Well aren't you going to attack, or are you afraid?" Dark Link snickered as his hand gestured for me to come forth (of it's own volition?). "Afraid of you!?" "You‘re more of a fool then I thought." "You surprise me Dark Link." "I thought you said you were going to show me just how rough you can play." A small smile crossed my face as I saw the burning rage twist Dark Link's face. "Be careful of what you wish for." "Cause you might just GET IT!" Dark Link's face twisted into a vicious smile as he lunged forward again. (I’m sorry. I love him. He’s such a nerd.) Raising my weapon again, I prepared to defend myself. A sudden flash of metal blazed as my weapon met his. Using all my strength, I fought to push his sword back. My wrists started to buckle under the immense power that Dark Link was putting into his sword, as he tried to pin me under it. I felt my heart starting to beat faster, felt sweat beading my face. I continued to push forward, forcing my all into my only hope, my Phoenix Circles. ("PHOENIX CIRCLES, YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE." "WELL, TIME TO SAVE THE GALAXY.") "You‘re weak Jenna." "Why don't you just surrender to me and I will go easy on you." "The hope your (You know, I’m not bothering to correct her grammar anymore. It’s too much effort.) holding onto is not going to save you now." Dark Link said bitterly, thrusting his sword forward, pushing it closer to my throat. "You infidel!" "I will never concede to the likes of you!" I spat, my eyes narrowing. "Then die bitch!"

With a swift move of his sword, Dark Link knocked my Phoenix Circles out of my hands, sending them flying across the room. With a gasp, I backed up only to be met by a swift kick to my legs, sending me crashing to the floor and sending a spray of water into the air. I watched as the twisted figure of Link loomed over me, sword pointed at my throat. (Stab her, Dark! STAB HER BEFORE SOMETHING INSANE HAPPENS!) With another sinister laugh, he grabbed me by the tunic and threw me across the room, sending me flying across the water and into the twisted tree. With a loud thud, I fell to the ground, stunned and hurt. Trying to shake off the pain I was now feeling, I opened my eyes only to see Dark Link, advancing on his counter part. With one last look back at me, his blood red eyes flickered with and evil glow as a sinister smile crossed his face. "Nothing is going to save both of you now." His chilling laugh filled the room again, causing it to ring in my ears. Dazed, I looked around the room and saw my Phoenix Circles just a few feet from where I sat. I tried to get up, but my leg was hurt badly, so I fell back down. Trying to drag myself, I got with in arms length of them, when a sudden flash of metal knocked my weapons further away. I looked up and saw Dark Link standing over me. "Ah…ah…ah…I cannot have you retrieve your weapons now can I?" He said in a sinister laugh as he waved a finger in front of him. (If he wasn't so dumb, he'd be the best character in the fic.) (I think he is, even though he is dumb. XD) "Now get back to where you were!" He said as his foot connected me in the jaw (STOP CONNECTING ME, DAMMIT), causing me to fly back into the twisted tree. "Now stay put this time, I will be back for you shortly!" He screeched as he turned and strode back towards Link.

Lying there I felt my whole world starting to fall upon me. Its hopeless." I thought to myself as I huddled against the evil looking tree. "I failed miserably." "I failed Link." "My son, Link Jr." "What have I done?" "Its all over now, I failed them both." Burying my head in my hands, I started to cry. I felt as if I betrayed both Link and our son. (You should have stayed home then, n00b.) Now our son will be orphaned, Link and I prisoners to this twisted evil being. As I thought there was no hope left, I heard a distant voice call out to me in my mind. Suddenly the void opened up and a flame rose in my mind. As the connection between Link and I was established, he called out to me. I floated in the emptiness, moved towards the flame. I saw Link's image dance within its red glow, as his voice called out from it. (OIRATACHI MARUDE SAYAENDOU) "Jenna my love, you cannot give up, you cannot give in." "But he is just too strong, what can I do?" I said to him telepathically. "My love, search for the strength within." "Look into your heart and there will you find the answer." Then the void shattered around me, causing the flame to flicker out and our connection to break.

Suddenly I felt something hot surge threw me. It raced threw my bones, raced threw my every vein, radiating to the very center of my being. My skin felt like it was burning, as if I was in a fire and the blood within me felt like it was boiling. A sudden burst of pain shot threw me bringing me to my knees, my screams filing into the air. I felt my hands starting to burn, and as I looked down at them, flames were dancing on the palms of my hands. (SHE SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED, YES!) (:D) I screeched as the flames rose into mini fires, its heat making sweat bead my face. The heat inside my body surged towards my hands, fueling the fires. And I felt a wave of blinding heat surround me, as my eyes watered. As the fires raged threw me, I felt something within me snap. Instincts of a pure fiery rage burst threw me, as an unknown fiery wind lifted me up surrounding my within its flames. My hair whipped around my shoulders and my dress whipped around my ankles as a scorching wind started to fill the room.

Standing inside the mists of a hellish burning blaze my eyes narrowed as Dark Link suddenly realized what was going on. Just as his hooded head slowly turned to face the fiery hell that was looming over him, my hands rose as tunnels of fire shot out, snaking towards Dark Link with a burning vengeance. (Ugh, that’s just appalling. I hope she gets internal burning or something.) When the fiery hell connected with him, his twisted cries tore into the air as the fires engulfed him. As I moved forward, the air begun (BEGAN) to fill with a crackling sound as lightning danced across the ceiling. The water in the room began to surge, creating a rushing of waves as the water pounded the walls. Then the ground started shaking, causing cracks to appear on the walls and small crevasses to open in the floor. I watched as Dark Link's sneer shone threw the hell that engulfed him. He dropped into the swelling waters, dousing the fire, causing heated steam and smoke to rise from his charred clothes. "You wretched bitch!" "I should have killed you!" He cursed, as he rose from the water, his face twisting into a devilish sneer. (He’s sneering. Ok. We know already.) "You're right, you should have killed me when you had the chance." "You're a fool, now its time to die you evil beast!" Raising my hands into the air, I summoned my powers and combined them into a fiery hell as it descended upon the shadowy evil while lightning and fire reined (rained) on him from the sky. (But… they’re indoors.) The water surged beneath his feet as the floor shook under him, causing him to collapse to the ground. I watched as the Dark Link screamed, trying to fend off the hell that was upon him. But it was useless. As the attack continued, I gracefully moved over to him. Lifting a hand up, I cried into the air, the sound piercing the howling noises cascading threw the room. And with all my strength I called upon my new powers combining them all into a gigantic energy ball of pure destruction. (DBZ THOUGHTS. I’M THINKING DBZ THOUGHTS AGAIN. I NEED A DRUG OVERDOSE.) With a flick of my wrist, the energy ball descended upon the Dark Being, engulfing him. With his last screams of agony, the energy ball imploded taking Dark Link with it. The chair reaction (...pfft.) from the explosion sent me flying backwards and into a wall. Lying on the floor in the water, I looked around the shattered room and saw the elements still raging. With my last ounce of strength, I raised my head up high as a blinding white light ascended from my body and filled the room causing all to go calm once more.

When I awoke, Link was sitting beside me, holding me in his dusty arms. (He was only sitting there for ten minutes. It takes a bit longer for dust to pile up, you know.) Looking up at him, his eternal blue eyes stared deeply into mine. "Your awake my love, oh goddesses I thought I lost you!" "How are you feeling?" He said as he stroked my arm. "Ouch…oh my head hurts." I winced when I tried to move. "Take it easy my love, you landed into a wall." Rubbing my head I felt something cold and wet. Lowering my hand I saw blood on my fingers, (But blood isn’t cold. D:) then the sight of the room caught my eye. "Oh my Goddesses.......what the hell happened here!?" I said in a raspy voice. "You don't remember?" Link questioned. I just shook my head.
"While I was bound to the wall, I watched helplessly as Dark Link sent you crashing into the tree that was there." "When you tried to regain your weapon, Dark Link caught you and kicked your weapon away, then kicked you back into the tree." " The next thing I knew, you were standing in the center of the room, your body on fire." "Then I felt a strong searing wind fill the room as pillars of flame shot out from your hands. " "The last thing I remember was that all hell broke loose and a strange ball of energy engulfed Dark Link, destroying him." "Those haunting screams he let out before he died, I swear I will never forget that." "When I awoke, I was lying on the floor covered with dust and debris." (Oh, that’s where the dust came from. Thanks for elaborating.) "I begun to look around the room for you, and when I found you, you were lying on the floor unconscious and covered in blood." "I thought my worst fears came true, I thought I had lost you." I watched as tears welled up in Link's jeweled eyes. (HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEE) He leaned forward and held me close. Closing my eyes I laid my head against his chest, listening to the beating of his heart. I was still over whelmed, by what Link had just told me. I had no memory of those events. "Did I really have control over the elements?" I thought to myself. "What really happened here?" "Did I really cause…..this?" I glanced around the shattered room in disbelief. "How could I have caused such destruction?" Lowering my eyes I looked at my hands again. Aside from the blood that was caked on them, I saw nothing on them that could have let me "Shoot Fire" from them. With a sigh, I looked back up at Link. "Link my love…can we go home?" With a smile he nodded as we got up and slowly made our way out of the strange mangled room.

A newfound power

Emerging from the Water Temple, Link and I ascended from Lake Hylia and into the bright sunlight. The storm had stopped and all was quiet. We held onto each other as we made our way to our horses. Midnight Star and Star Dancer had found themselves some grass to gnaw on that had pushed its way up threw the snow. (...it was knee-deep. That’s not possible.) We pushed our way threw the deep snow and up to our awaiting horses. Link helped me into my saddle, then he removed the Iron Boots and replaced them with his regular ones (Wait, he walked all the way to the horses in those things? Don't you remember how long it took to do anything in those boots?), buckled the Master Sword back around his back, fastened his saddlebags, then mounted Midnight Star. Looking back at me one last time he smiled. "Oh by the way my love, I managed to retrieve these." Raising his hand he held up my Phoenix Circles. I looked at him with a smile then took the weapon and fastened it to my belt. Then I nodded I was ready, I glimpsed back at the lake one last time before we booted our horses in the legs and headed for home leaving the Water Temple behind.

When we reached home, we dismounted and ushered the horses back into the stable. Then we went into the house. After we walked, in I saw Ruto sitting by the fire with our little son. When she looked up at us, her eyes grew big with shock. Oh my Goddesses…what the hell happened to you two?" Removing the tattered Zora Tunic, I staggered to the couch and sat down. "We got the shit beat out of us." I replied darkly. I watched as Link removed his damp cloak and scabbard then staggered over to the couch and sat down beside me. "Got the shit beat out of you…by who?!" (WHOM. WHOM, DAMMIT. PREPOSTIONAL PHRASE = WHOM. GET IT RIGHT.) Ruto questioned again with worry and shock. (I wonder. Who were they talking about last time they saw her? Oh, right, DL.) I looked directly into the Zora's concerned eyes. "It's a long story Ruto, are you up to it?" She nodded back in response.

After we explained about our terrifying experience inside the Water Temple, Ruto's eyes stared at us in pure shock. ("Ruto, tell your eyes to stop staring at us.") "Oh my Goddesses...Jenna you have powers over the elements?" Ruto said with shock in her voice. "I'm not sure, I have no memory of the events Link described to me." "The last thing I remember, I was being knocked into the tree after Dark Link broke threw my defenses." "But Link said I destroyed his counter part inside a Hugh energy ball." (SPIRIT BOOOOMB) (Wait, who the hell is Hugh?) I sighed shaking my head. "I still don't understand it, I never had powers like that before." "Maybe they were dormant until now." Ruto added. "It's a possibility." Link said. "Hummm…you have a point, but I wonder what could have activated it." I responded skeptically. "Maybe it was activated threw the immense anger, you experienced when Dark Link attacked you." Link said as he took a sip of his honey tea. ("Hide a tree in a forest. Hide a ship with other ships! *siiip*" "...*gloom*" Okay, back to Zelda.) I pondered the thought, wondering if that could be what happened, but it still sounded too farfetched. (It IS farfetched. Just like the Pokemon! *shot*) "I think I should go see Princess Zelda tomorrow." "Maybe she can help answer this." I said as I looked at Ruto. "Well I think that's a wise decision, maybe she can help." Ruto said as Link nodded in agreement. Looking over at Link, his eyes seemed to glow with anticipation. For a moment I was able to read his mind threw them, only to have the connection break. "Well it's been a long day." "I'm tired and I want to get cleaned up, lets call it a day." I said as I eyed Link over. (Bowchikabowwow.) "You can stay here tonight Ruto." "I still don't think it would be wise for you to head back to Zora's Domain until morning." I said as I handed Ruto a pillow and blankets. "Thank you kindly." Ruto returned appreciatively as she took the blankets from me and proceeded to make a place for herself by the fire. "I'm going to send Lilly and Navi to sleep down here tonight, if you should need anything, they'll get it for you." I said as Ruto nodded in return. "Yawn" "Well I'm heading up, coming Link?" I asked him tiredly. "Yes my love, I need to clean up as well." He said as he ascended the stairs behind me. As I prepared our bath, Link was busy removing the tattered clothes from his body. While I watched the water swell in the tub from the heat, I begun to think of what Link said. The notion that I might have powers over the elements frightened me, since I had no idea if I would even be able to control such power. I just hoped that if I had such power, that I would be able to take control of it. (Of course you will. You're Jenna. ...wait, maybe this "control over the elements" crap is why I had that dream the other day...well, I genuinely have to thank LQ for that, because I enjoyed it. :D Thanks.)

When the water was ready, I removed my tattered and torn dress, and call for Link to join me. Slipping down into the water, it was a relief to finally remove the dust and dirt from my body. I slipped over to Link and into his muscular arms. I huddled against him as he took the wash rag and begun to clean my wounds and scrub away the dried blood. (Ew. If I were Link, I wouldn’t want to sit in a tub with her dried blood floating about in the water.) As I laid there, inside Link's strong arms, I felt secure, felt protected. Even in light of what befell us that day, I was glad that I went with him. Who knows what might have happened if I didn't. He could have still been prisoner to his evil counter part. Though everything that happened that day still haunted me, it haunted my dreams. And that night, was the first night when sleep evaded me.

Morning came and the morning sun washed threw the window and into the room. I opened my sleepless eyes and stirred out of bed. I walked over to the crib where our son laid. His sweet little face was so innocent as he slept peacefully in his crib with his fairy Aria snuggled next to him. I reached in and gently brushed my fingers across his soft cheek, smiling to myself as I watched him sleep. "I love you my son." "I don't know what would've happened to you if you lost us." A single tear trickled down my face. "Don't worry my son, the face of death isn't going to keep us away from you." I said as I gently placed a little kiss on his forehead. (It will if you, y’know, die.) Rising, I walked over to the other side of the bed where Link was sleeping and knelt down beside him. Taking my hand, I gently brushed his fine blonde hair out from over his eyes and placed my lips close to his. Softly I kissed his firm lips, tasting the honey still on them from the tea he drank the night before. Then a glint caught my eye as he opened his beautiful jeweled eyes. "Hi." I said to him softly. "Hi." He whispered back. "We should head over to the castle soon." I said, kissing him again.

Stirring out of bed, Link yawned then got up and went to dress his bandages while I went to check on Ruto and prepare breakfast. Descending the staircase, I saw Ruto's sleeping form on the floor in front of the fire. Glancing around the room, I noticed Lilly and Navi sleeping on the mantel of the fireplace. Softly I called for our fairies. "Lilly, Navi, wake up." Stirring, Lilly looked over at me. Then sleepily she got up and flew over. "Whats wrong Jenna?" She said as she muffled a yawn. "Nothing, I just wanted to know how Ruto was doing. "Did she sleep well last night?" I questioned, concern filling my eyes. "She did just fine, the only thing she asked for in the middle of the night was she needed some water to wet her body, since she had remained too long out of the water." (I bet they gave her nothing more than a glass of water, and she shriveled up. :D) "Is she ok now?" I questioned Lilly. Just then, Ruto stirred awake as she sat up, her sky blue eyes watching us. "Morning, how do you feel Jenna?" Ruto questioned as she muffled a yawn. "Still a little sore, but I didn't sleep well, that day is still haunting me." My face faltered as I felt the effects of that day coming back again. (Get the hell over it.) Rising and walking over to me, Ruto put a hand on my shoulder, as she sought to give me comfort. "I think it would be wise if you and Link head to the castle soon." The Zora returned with a worried glance. "Maybe your right. " "But what about you, aren't you still weak?" A look of concern crossed my face as I eyed her over. "Don't worry about me Jenna, I can manage." You and Link have already done enough." Nodding, I hugged the gentle Zora. "Thank you Ruto." I said happily as she smiled back.

After breakfast, Link and I saddled the horses and headed for the castle. With one last look back, I waved to Ruto as she disappeared into the tunnel leading back to Zora's Domain. "I think we should get going." Link stated as he glanced over at me. I secured Link jr in his portable carrier, then booted Star Dancer in the legs and followed Link. Snow kicked up behind our horse's powerful hooves (STOP SAYING THAT) as they dug into the ground, unearthing it. Leaving the Lost Woods and entering Hyrule field, I saw that snow still blanketed (“Still blanketed?” It was KNEE-DEEP last night. It’s not gonna melt that easily.) most of everything and a slight winter chill lingered in the air. I felt my body heat up as the cold tingled my senses. Getting nervous, I urged my mare to move faster. I watched as Hyrule castle started to loom over us. Approaching it, the drawbridge lowered and we proceeded to cross. The sound of our horse's hooves made a clopping sound as we crossed the wood bridge. Upon entering the Market Place, I heard it bustling with activity as people went about their daily wares in the knee-deep snow. We slowed our horses to a trot and headed for the gates to the castle, the sound of their hooves made a clicking sound on the stone pathway as we went. When we reached the first gate, I saw that my good old friend Perrino was on duty.

To be continued. Or maybe not. 8D WE IS TEH LAZY.