Acutal Holidays
Note: These are actual holidays. Get out and celebrate them, don't just let them gather dust...
January
...........2: Run Up the Flag Pole and See If Anyone Salutes Day
...........11: Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friend Day
...........15: Nothing Day
...........23: Measure Your Feet Day
...........25: Opposite Day
...........30: National Inane Answering Message Day
February
...........3: The Day the Music Died
...........27: No Brainer Day
March
...........14: Pi Day
...........20: Extraterrestrial Abductions Day
May
...........1: Save the Rhino Day
July
...........9-15: Nude Recreation Week
...........20: Ugly Trucks Day
September
...........2: National Beheading Day
...........19: Talk Like a Pirate Day
October
...........Sarcastic Month
...........31: Increase Your Psychic Powers Day
November
...........6: Marooned Without a Compass Day
...........9: Chaos Never Dies Day
December
...........17: National Chocolate Covered Anything Day