Things to Think About
1. If you throw a cat out of the window, does it become kitty litter?
2. If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
3. Is it ok to use an AM radio in the afternoon?
4. What do chickens think we taste like?
5. What do you call a male ladybug?
6. What hair color is on the license of a bald man?
7. When dog food is new-tasting, who taste tests it?
8. Why didn't Noah swat those two misquitos?
9. Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
10. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
11. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
12. Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
13. Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
14. If you squeeze olives to get olive oil, then where does baby oil come
from?
15. If a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose?
16. If con and pro are opposite, then is Congress and progress opposite?
17. If flying is safe, why is the airport called the terminal?
18. If mice chase cheese, and cats chase mice, and dogs chase cats, and boys chase dogs, and girls chase boys, and love chases girls, and love makes the world go around, then does cheese really make the world go around?
19. What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
20. Why do they put braille writing up at drive-through bank windows?