You Know You Like Miroku Too Much When.. |
... you start wrapping purple cloths around your waist. ... you start stabbing yourself in your palm, trying to make a kazaana. ... you scream really really loud, "I'm fertile!" hoping that a perverted preist will come skipping happily toward you. ... you make one of your close friends dress up as a raccoon and follow you around. ... your sex drive goes up the wazoo. ... you become a Buddhist. ... you start saying you have an extra orifice (alright, that's just nasty). ... your friend starts playing an Inu Yasha soundtrack, you can recall a scene with Miroku in it with each song (for example, "Right here, Miroku was groping Sango, which made Sango release her slapping technique. But no! This would not be the last time. There would be sequels, such as 'Miroku Strikes Back' and 'Miroku's Raunchy Revenge'."). ... start taking TheSpark quizzes as him to see what Miroku would get (not that I have done that *cough cough*). ... you almost pop the front wheel because while you were driving you think to yourself, "Maybe I'll run into a hot houshi," and are not looking where you are going. submitted by Michiru ... wear rosary beads on your hand.... cosplay him (whether or not you're a girl, IT DOESN'T MATTER!) ... all of your friends call you Miroku. ... drew a fanart of miroku for your neopets guild contest. ... plan on writing a miroku based fanfic. |
