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Well, one day, while trying to get a free web service, it turned out in order to get it I had to register into AmericanSingles.com in order to get the free web service. Not really wanting to put any personal information, I decided to go in as a fictional person. Who popped into my head first? Why, Miroku! Below is the profile that I wrote out (which took a half hour). If you want to torture Miroku yourself, his user name is HotHoushiMiroku. Personal Info Username: HotHoushiMirokuGender: Male seeking Female From: Iowa City, Iowa, USA Age: 18 Last Login: 07/13/2003 Last Update: 07/13/2003 Basics Hair: BlackEyes: Black/Ebony Height: 6' 0" Weight: 186 pounds Body Style: Average/Medium Build Activity Level: Very Active Smoking: Non-Smoker Drinking: Socially Marital Status: Separated Children: I have no kids Zodiac Sign: Scorpio Languages I speak: English, Japanese Ethnicity: Asian Religion: Buddhist Grew up in: Japan Education: Some College Education Emphasis: the feminine body Politics: Unspecified Occupation: Other Annual Income: Will tell you later Rate appearance: Most Important Rate intelligence: Not important Relocate: No Seeking: Activity Partner About Me: I want sweet lovin' and a nice tush. I like to wear dresses and suck things into my hand. I am a con man. Headline: I am sexy Personality My personality traits: Adventurous/Wild/Spontaneous, Flirtatious/Playful, High Maintenance, Outgoing, SpiritualMy favorite activities: Board Games/Backgammon/Chess, Collecting, Intimate Conversations About the one I'm looking for: I want this lucky lady to be very pretty, and willing to bear many children before my time is up and I am sucked into a black hole. Interests My favorite cuisines: American, Japanese/SushiMy favorite music: Jazz, Indie I like to read: Comics My idea of the perfect first date: We're sitting on a hill, looking out onto the stars. All of a sudden, a sound of rustling leaves are heard. She moves her little body to me, scared. I grab her rear. Leisure and Physical Activities I like going out to: Beach, Coffee Houses, ConcertsMy favorite physical activities: Martial Arts My perception of an ideal relationship: She loves me! She'll bear my children! My revenge on Naraku is fulfilled! BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH What I've have learned from my past relationships: Don't move into the 'physical stage' so quickly. They don't really like that. A shame, really. Hummmmm. |
