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Really Sick Jokes! |
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What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?
Money. |
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Why are men smarter when they are having sex?
They are plugged into a brain. |
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When is it time to slap a midget?
When he says your wife's hair smells great. |
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Why did your mamma cross the road?
'Cause she was not getting good play on her street corner. |
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How do you make a woman scream twice in one night?
F**k her up the @ss then wipe your dick on the drapes! (YUCK!) |
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Why do guys like big tits and tight pussies?
Because they have big mouths and little dicks. |
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What do you call 5 blondes in a freezer?
Frosted Flakes. |
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A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast,I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221." |
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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar.
"What can I get you?" the bartender inquires.
"I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responds the young man.
"6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?"
"Yeah, my first blowjob."
"Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house!"
"No offense, sir, but if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will." |
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