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Aaron Carter

featuring: Nonnie (who?), Myra, Leslie Carter, A*Teens

Well, what can I say? A LOT, trust me.

First of all, we get there, and I feel like I've walked into playtime at a daycare LOL. I'm about 2x taller than everyone there and I know my dad must feel like a complete idiot standing at 6'4" in his Hawaiian shirt (LMAO he wanted to look cool lol). So we got there an hour and a half early and we're standing around, ready to beat the hell out of this Noggin lady on the stage because she's ANNOYING AS FUCK (GRR). And some weirdo Spree man keeps handing us packages of candy. He was like, "Hey, these change your tongue colors! If you go over there and stick your tongue out, we'll take a picture and put it on the internet!" OH JOY. "You can even dress up!" My response, in a complete monotone voice, "There aren't clothes big enough for us." He trotted away fast LMAO.

Then, some Z95.7 radio station prize guy kept walking by and staring at my sister's and my breasts. Yes, we
have them, yes, we're the only ones there (besides mothers) who possess them. Deal with it. Sheesh.

So, we go in. 3rd row baby! WHOO. Closest I've ever been, and, hell, even though it was just Aaron, I was excited! LOL. Nonnie, or whatever her name is, comes out and sings her one little unmemorable song, then leaves. But this girl works her booty off because she comes out as a dancer for both Leslie AND Aaron. Sheesh. Getting their money's worth, I guess. Myra comes out. She's real cute and can actually sing some. She doesn't dance much, but, oh well, her one male dancer (KYLLLLE...he's 20 WHOO lol) is a hottie and pleasing to look at. She leaves and here comes Leslie. I'm sorry, but, that particular time and place, she sucked. The girl could mot sing. She's pretty, though. Only she wore clothes that didn't flatter her, so, I dunno. I also seem to have some curse where I piss off ALL that is Carter because mom and I were cracking up over something when Leslie was in front of us and I guess she assumed we were laughing at her. She GLARED. Literally, glared, at us. LMAO. My family has a feud with the Carters (it gets better later too lol). So, who was the freaky-hand man who did backup singing for Leslie and Aaron (along with their MOTHER...Jesus H. Christ...what's next? are Nick's DOGS gonna sing too? jeez)?

Then come A*Teens. I actually got up and danced for them. I like them, what can I say? They're cute little Swedes. And that brown-haired boy kept winking and waving at my sister. I pissed him off too though because he came to our side of the stage and waved at us, and I started busting up laughing and I put my hand out as if to say "No thanks, bud!" LMAO. He just kinda wandered away. *sigh*

Alrighty, Aaron. Is it just me or is the boy getting an ego? Sorry, but every five minutes it's SAY MY NAME and WHAT'S MY NAME and WHO AM I and SAY IT AGAIN. We know you are and so do you, so SHUDDAP! I only stood for the first two songs because I didn't know a lot of the others. I didn't pay attention, in fact, to the stage a lot of the time. LOL. Okay, then there's this one song where he comes down from the ceiling in a 'rocket ship' (previous to this a man in a fugly robot costume is dancing...was that Bob? hmmm...) and comes out in this 'alien' outfit and a red wig. My eyes rolled up permantently in my head. LOL. So corny. Jane's wearing a long sea foam green wig and sunglasses, so my mom whips out her stylin' gramma glasses and puts them on and is up dancing with us. Jane saw and kinda gaped. LMAO. Told ya, Carters don't like us. And THEN during the Shaq song, me, my mom and dad were all just sitting there, kinda creeped out cuz all the children rushed the stage and we couldn't see anyway. And I wasn't paying attention when SUDDENLY...the basketball Aaron was using flies in my direction, bounces on my hand and lands in Dad's lap. Dad just sat there, thinking he MEANT to throw it in the audience, holding it to him with a cheesy-ass grin on his face. All the while, Aaron's glaring (more glares lol) at my dad like "Throw it back, idiot." Some bitch snatched it out of my dad's hands (same hag that pushed me and my sister out of the way 10 mins previously...I let her know I was pissed too...I was yelling...lol...WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM? bitch). We were gonna give it to my sister to throw at him and she just snatched it away.

I got Myra's autograph too. She's a doll really. Plus, while in line, I met this awesome girl (even though she HATES BSB and is 100% Nsync...I didn't say a word, not a word). She's a groupie of sorts, but she's mad cool.

That was my night. So...interesting. I learned that the Carters are beginning to resemble the Partridge Family, that Jane needs to knock some sense into Aaron so he doesn't get TOO stuck up, and that my parents are funny as hell.