| : Basics : . [ .001. ] first name: Austin [ .002. ] middle name: Andrew [ .003. ] last name: Heisch [ .004. ] nickname(s): none [ .005. ] gender: male [ .006. ] age: 15 [ .007. ] birthday: April 8, 1987 AD [ .008. ] height: 5�7" [ .009. ] hair color: Blone [ .010. ] eye color: Blue [ .011. ] race: Caucasian(sp?) [ .012. ] do you wear glasses or contacts: glasses [ .013. ] do you have braces: had em in 7/8th grad [ .014. ] is your hair long or short: long for guys, short for chicks [ .015. ] where were you born: Nebraska [ .016. ] current location: at the computer [ .017. ] zodiac sign: Aries [ .018. ] how many languages do you know: english, bad english, l33t sp34k [ .019. ] nationality: German, Royal Irish [ .020. ] bad habits: i dunno, i hate everyone? [ .021. ] piercings you have: none [ .022. ] piercings you want: i kinda wanna get that gauging thing on my ears [ .023. ] tattoos you have: none yet [ .024. ] tattoos you want: a lot, prolly start out with a bar code on the back of my neck [ .025. ] today's date: July 3, 2003 AD [ .026. ] the time: 5:34 PM [ .027. ] ready for a bunch more questions: got nothin else to do . : Family : . [ .028. ] mother's name: April [ .029. ] father's name: Harold [ .030. ] step-parent's names, if any: none [ .031. ] brother(s)'s name(s): none [ .032. ] sister(s)'s name(s): none [ .033. ] favorite aunt: Joanne [ .034. ] favorite uncle: David [ .035. ] favorite grandparent: none, theyre all old and gross [ .036. ] worst relative: my dad/aunt [ .037. ] best relative(s): none, they all suck [ .038. ] do you get along with your parents: sorta [ .039. ] does anyone in your family understand you? nope . : Pets : . [ .040. ] do you have any pets: yep [ .041. ] what are their names: Meo, Emily, Doodle [ .042. ] what kind of animals are they: cats . : School : . [ .043. ] are you still in school: yep [ .044. ] did you drop out: nope [ .045. ] current gpa, or last gpa you got: Freshman years was like 93.3, i calculated Sophmore to be round 94 [ .046. ] favorite grade: none [ .047. ] least favorite grade: all of em [ .048. ] favorite teacher: Mrs. Crossley [ .049. ] least favorite teacher: It: Betty Scott aka Yubaba [ .050. ] favorite subjects: Band/History [ .051. ] least favorite subject: Digital Graphics & Animation [ .052. ] do/did you buy lunch or bring it: my mommie packs it for me [ .053. ] play any sports on the school's team: fuck NO [ .054. ] do/did you do any extracurricular ativities: Band [ .055. ] are/were you popular: thankfully no [ .056. ] favorite dance: the macarana? i cant dance at all [ .057. ] favorite memory: none yet [ .058. ] least favorite dance: uh, cant dance [ .059. ] least favorite memory: every encounter with my dad [ .060. ] most humiliating moment: ive blocked em out . : Favorites : . [ .061. ] number: 5679309..., 955321... [ .062. ] clothing brand: clothes [ .063. ] shoes: the only shoes i own, my chucks [ .064. ] saying: fuckin 'ell [ .065. ] tv show: Six Feet Under [ .066. ] sport: Snowboarding [ .067. ] vegetable: Carrots in Ranch dressing [ .068. ] fruit: Cherry... [ .069. ] movie: Hackers [ .070. ] magazine: Game Informers/Cheri... [ .071. ] actors: Johhny Depp [ .072. ] actress: Jenna Jameson... [ .073. ] candy: Gushers [ .074. ] gum: not really a gum person [ .075. ] scent: nature [ .076. ] candy bar: Carmello [ .077. ] ice cream flavor: not much of an ice cream kinda guy but Choclate Chip Cookie Dough [ .078. ] color: Blue/Green [ .079. ] season: Winter [ .080. ] holiday: Christmas [ .081. ] band: Incubus/Rage Against The Machine/Harvey Danger [ .082. ] singer: fuck em all [ .083. ] group: see above bands I deleted 84 cuz it sucked [ .085. ] type of music: good music, mostly rock [ .086. ] thing in your room: drumset/Laggy [ .087. ] place to be: comfortable state of mind/with good friends(NEVER gunna happen) [ .088. ] radio station: radio sucks dick [ .089. ] tv channel: SciFi, History Channel, IFC, Cartoon Network(Adult Swim), Discovery Channel, TechTV, HBOs [ .090. ] junk food: chips [ .091. ] overall food: seafood [ .092. ] store: prolly GameStop [ .093. ] shoe brand: uhh, converse [ .094. ] fast food: McDonalds [ .095. ] restaurant: Joe's Crab Shack [ .096. ] shape: Triangle, or a Circle [ .097. ] time of day: 5:49 PM [ .098. ] country: Japan [ .099. ] state: Colorado [ .100. ] boys name: Adrian [ .101. ] girls name: Adrian [ .102. ] mall: uhh, i dunno [ .103. ] video game: Zeldas, Metal Gears, Metroids [ .104. ] shampoo: uhh, lemme go look...,...Bed Head [ .105. ] board game: Strip Happy Days Game [ .106. ] computer game: Homeworld/Half-Life [ .107. ] car: kind with good gas mileage [ .108. ] music video: Smack My Bitch Up - Prodigy/The Wall-Pink Floyd [ .109. ] swear word: fuck [ .110. ] word: Powindah [ .111. ] month: February/March [ .112. ] cartoon character: Bender [ .113. ] scary movie: Scary Movie...It [ .114. ] team: uh? teams for what? [ .115. ] possession: my penis? . : What's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear : . [ .116. ] eminem: dipshit [ .117. ] dog: slobbery [ .118. ] hot: Texas [ .119. ] britney spears: slutbitch [ .120. ] nsync: n suck [ .121. ] real world: NOT real world [ .122. ] orange: juice [ .123. ] choice: is a fallacy [ .124. ] fuck: me [ .125. ] bisexual: are all good [ .126. ] black: nifty void of color, or is it all colors? [ .127. ] icq: never used it [ .128. ] insane clown posse: never heard their stuph [ .129. ] linkin park: is pretty shitty [ .130. ] jack: and jill [ .131. ] rainbow: gay pride [ .132. ] cherry: Elizabeth explaining a girls workings at UNT "...and this here, this is the cherry" [ .133. ] cucumber: ... [ .134. ] shark: wall street [ .135. ] lifehouse: eh, they ok [ .136. ] bats: scary Ace Ventura [ .137. ] leather: spiffy [ .138. ] whip: S&M cool [ .139. ] america: sucks [ .140. ] water: fun element to have [ .141. ] volcano: vs Joe . : This or that : . [ .142. ] rock or rap: rock [ .143. ] rock or pop: rock [ .144. ] rock or r&b: rock [ .145. ] rock or metal: metal [ .146. ] rap or pop: neither [ .147. ] rap or r&b: neither [ .148. ] rap or metal: metal [ .149. ] pop or r&b: neither [ .150. ] pop or metal: metal [ .151. ] r&b or metal: metal [ .152. ] linkin park or limp bizkit: both fairly shitty, but id prolly have to go with old Linkin Park [ .153. ] tool or korn: Tool, DEfinitely [ .154. ] selena or jennifer lopez: Selena Lopez [ .155. ] hot or cold: cold [ .156. ] winter or summer: Winter [ .157. ] spring or fall: uhh, Spring, schools almost out [ .158. ] shakira or britney: both slutbitches [ .159. ] icp or eminem: both shitty [ .160. ] marilyn manson or rob zombie: Rob [ .161. ] kittie or garbage: uhh, never heard Kittie's stuph, havent heard a Garbage song in FOREVER [ .162. ] mtv or vh1: VH1 [ .163. ] buffy or angel: Buffy [ .164. ] dawson's creek or gilmore girls: to torture and then kill? Dawson's Creek [ .165. ] football or basketball: Basketball [ .166. ] summer olympics or winter olympics: Winter [ .167. ] skiing or snowboarding: Snowboarding [ .168. ] rollarblading or skateboarding: Skateboarding [ .169. ] black or white: Black [ .170. ] orange or red: Red [ .171. ] yellow or green: Gren [ .172. ] purple or pink: Purple...n gold... [ .173. ] slipknot or mudvayne: uhh, havent heard their stuph [ .174. ] hot topic or pac sun: Hot Topic [ .175. ] inside or outside: they both good [ .176. ] weed or alcohol: Weed [ .177. ] cell phone or pager: Cell [ .178. ] pen or pencil: Pencil [ .179. ] powerpuff girls or charlie's angels: old Charlie's Angels or new Charlie's Angels? [ .180. ] scooby doo or dino: Scooby Doobie Dooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! [ .181. ] dragon ball z or pokemon: DBZ [ .182. ] star wars or star trek: Star Wars [ .183. ] tattoos or piercings: Piercings [ .184. ] prep or punk: Punk [ .185. ] slut or whore: Slut . : Private life : . [ .186. ] do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend: nope [ .187. ] do you have a crush: nope [ .188. ] do you love anyone right now: what is love? [ .189. ] have you ever been in love: not to my knowledge [ .190. ] how many people have you kissed: 1 [ .191. ] who was your first kiss: Mary [ .192. ] how many hearts of have you broken: prolly none, im always the one who gets dumped [ .193. ] how many people broke your heart: my heart was gone before i started likin girls [ .194. ] best quote to sum up love: people need truely find it 'stead of sayin it without truely knowing it [ .195. ] so what is your bf/gf/crush like: did you read the above bf/gf/crush question? [ .196. ] do you have a picture of him/her: ^^^ [ .197. ] please post it if you do: ok, i will [ .198. ] do you have a picture of yourself: yep [ .199. ] please post it if you do: done [ .200. ] do you go by looks or personality: personality/looks [ .201. ] ever kiss a friend: nope [ .202. ] are you still friends: ^^^ [ .203. ] so moving along..do you smoke: nope [ .204. ] do you smoke weed: nop [ .205. ] ever trip on acid: nope [ .206. ] how about a little x: nope [ .207. ] crack, heroin, anything else: uhh, closest thing is morphine pills [ .208. ] beer good or beer bad: bad [ .209. ] are you the sissy who drinks wine coolers: nope [ .210. ] do you like smirnoff ice: never had it [ .211. ] prefer beer or liquor: liquor [ .212. ] what kind of cigarettes do you smoke: none [ .213. ] are you a virgin: yep [ .214. ] if no, when was the last time you got some: look at previous question . : Would you ever : . [ .215. ] bungee jump: yeah [ .216. ] sky dive: yeah [ .217. ] swim with dolphins: yep [ .218. ] scuba dive: yep [ .219. ] go rock climbing: yep [ .220. ] eat shit for $1,000,000: prolly [ .221. ] turn your back on your friends for personal gain: whadya think i am, an shitheaded asshole? [ .222. ] steal a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend: prolly not [ .223. ] cross-dress: hmm, might be fun [ .224. ] lie to the police: yep, done it [ .225. ] run from the police: maybe [ .226. ] lie to your parents: of course! [ .227. ] walk up to a stranger and kiss them: prolly not [ .228. ] be an exotic dancer: hmm, maybe... [ .229. ] walk out of a restaurant without paying: doubt it [ .230. ] streak: hmm.... . : Your friends : . [ .231. ] best friend: Chris [ .232. ] known longest: Chris [ .233. ] wish you talked to more: Elizabeth [ .234. ] wish you saw more: Moe [ .235. ] how many friends do you think you have: hmm, lets see III, yeah, thats bout it [ .236. ] who drives you insane after a while: every asshole in the world [ .237. ] who can you stay around forever and never get sick of: Chris, Moe, Ashlea, Elizabeth [ .238. ] ever lose a good friend because you took it to the 'next level': nope [ .239. ] craziest: either Moe or Elizabeth [ .240. ] loudest: Alex [ .241. ] shyest: me [ .242. ] best hair: i'unno [ .243. ] can always make you laugh: Moe [ .244. ] best eyes: i dunno [ .245. ] best body: Elizabeth... [ .246. ] most athletic: Moe [ .247. ] sex symbol: Elizabeth [ .248. ] hot tempered: me [ .249. ] most impatient: prolly Alex [ .250. ] shortest: Moe [ .251. ] tallest: Stan [ .252. ] talented: prolly Ashlea [ .253. ] best singer: none [ .254. ] skinniest: Wes [ .255. ] nicest: prolly me [ .256. ] best personality: i'unno [ .257. ] biggest drug user: Ashlea . : Have you ever : . [ .258. ] flashed someone: yep :-D [ .259. ] told the person you liked how you felt: i tend to beat around the bush... [ .260. ] been to michigan: nope [ .261. ] gotten really REALLY wasted: nope [ .262. ] gone to jail or juvi: nope [ .263. ] skateboarded: yes [ .264. ] skinny dipped: nope [ .265. ] stolen anything: yep [ .266. ] wanted to kick my ass for making this so long: sure why not [ .267. ] kicked someone's ass: nope [ .268. ] pegged someone in the head with a snowball: haha, yeah [ .269. ] broke a beer bottle: yeah [ .270. ] gotten into a bar, under-aged: nope [ .271. ] kissed someone of the same sex: nope [ .273. ] gone on a road trip: yep [ .274. ] gone on vacation without adult supervision: yep [ .275. ] been to a concert: yep [ .276. ] been to another country: ype [ .277. ] talked back to an adult: um, yeah... [ .278. ] got pulled over: nope [ .279. ] go in a car accident: nope [ .280. ] broke a law: yep [ .281. ] given money to a homeless person: nope [ .282. ] tried to kill yourself: yep [ .283. ] cried to get out of trouble: nope [ .284. ] kissed a friend's brother or sister: nope [ .285. ] kissed a brother or sister's friend: nope [ .286. ] dropped something on the floor that you were cooking and let someone eat it anyways: lol, nope . : Opinions : . [ .287. ] what do you think...about pop music: its shitty [ .288. ] about boy bands: they fucking suck [ .289. ] about flag burning: good symbol [ .290. ] of the war on terrorists: Bush is a shithead [ .291. ] about suicide: shortsighted solution [ .292. ] about people who try to force their opinions on you: fucking Christians [ .294. ] about rock/metal music: muchos good [ .295. ] where do you think you'll be in 10 years: ask me in 10yrs [ .296. ] who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 yrs: people i know online . : What did you do : . [ .297. ] last birthday: had a party [ .298. ] yesterday: went to Best Buy/mall with Ashlea, bought Clockwork Orange [ .299. ] last weekend: went on Father's Day trip to baseball game [ .300. ] christmas: got GameCube and Evangelion series [ .301. ] thanksgiving: went to Pennsylvania to see relatives [ .302. ] new year's eve: had party [ .303. ] halloween: watched tv [ .304. ] easter: uhh, absolutely nothing [ .305. ] valentine's day: got The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Master Quest [ .306. ] thing you ate: what did i thing i ate? doesnt make sense [ .307. ] thing you drank: what did i thing i drank? again, doesnt make sense [ .308. ] thing you wore: repeat [ .309. ] place you went: repeat [ .310. ] thing you got pierced/tattooed: repeat [ .311. ] person you saw: repeat [ .312. ] person you kissed: repeat [ .313. ] person you fucked: never fucked [ .314. ] person you talked to: repeat [ .315. ] song you heard: repeat [ .316. ] what are you eating: nuthin [ .317. ] what are you drinking: nuthin [ .318. ] what are you wearing: socks, pajama bottoms, Joe's Crab Shack tee [ .319. ] any shoes on: nope [ .320. ] hair: laying around like normal [ .321. ] listening to: That '70s Show [ .322. ] talking to anyone: nope [ .323. ] are you pissed i made this so long: not really . : Yes or no : . [ .324. ] are you a vegetarian: do i look like a moron? [ .325. ] do you like cows: mmm, tasty [ .326. ] are you a bitch: not really [ .327. ] are you artistic: sometimes [ .328. ] do you write poetry: yeah [ .329. ] are you a fast runner: yep [ .330. ] can you ski: yep [ .331. ] are you british: nope [ .332. ] do you want to spear britney: nope [ .333. ] do the voices talk to you: nope [ .334. ] did you ever give barbie a haircut: yeah [ .335. ] would you eat mac &cheese with hot dogs in it: have, its gross [ .336. ] do you think disney creators were on acid when they made 'alice in wonderland': no but Lewis Carroll was [ .337. ] are you straight: yeah [ .338. ] are you handicapped: nope [ .339. ] are you fat: nope [ .340. ] are you skinny: yes, very [ .341. ] are you short: nope [ .342. ] are you tall: nope [ .343. ] do you own a hot pink shirt: no [ .344. ] how about orange pants: nope [ .345. ] can you see the flying monkeys: nope [ .346. ] are you evil: fairly [ .347. ] did you ever know someone who had a mullet: no [ .348. ] is britney a whore? yep [ .349. ] are you a teenage zombie: fuck no [ .350. ] am i annoying you: prolly [ .351. ] do you like marilyn manson: hes k [ .352. ] are you secretly from another planet: not to my knowledge [ .353. ] did you ever touch someone else's private parts: through clothes [ .354. ] do you shop at hot topic: sometimes . : Random questions : . [ .355. ] if you could be any animal, what would you be: cat [ .356. ] if you had to eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would you eat: seafood [ .357. ] do you remember any of your dreams: sometimes [ .358. ] do you dream in color or black and white: color [ .359. ] do you admit when you need help with a problem: yeah [ .360. ] can people read you like a book: not really [ .361. ] what's your biggest fear: that id turn into a shithead mtv moron [ .362. ] do you talk a lot?: someimes [ .363. ] are you afraid of clowns: no [ .364. ] do you like spiders: they k [ .365. ] how about grape kool-aid: not really [ .366. ] can you drive: yep [ .367. ] are you spoiled: not really [ .368. ] are you anti-social: yeah [ .369. ] do you see dumb people: yep [ .370. ] do you see dead people: nope [ .371. ] any last words: fuckin shithead [ .372. ] now that this is over, what are you going to do: watch That '70s Show/eat Joe's pizza |
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