| top 10 reasons why mtv sucks: TRL |
| i hate hunting...if you live in some indian village out in the fucking boonies maybe it's alright. but when you're making $200,000 a year and you live in the city there is no need to go kill bambie...people say they go hunting for sport...that has to be the most lamest thing i've ever heard...for fuck sake's you get your kicks going out and shooting a beautiful fucking living thing that has a family and a life, and mounting it's head on your god damned wall to prove to the world how big a cock you have....good for you, you shot a poor defenseless fucking animal that was chewing on some grass minding it's own fucking business not causing you any god damn harm...jesus christ!...on my uncle's birthday i had to go to a fancy wasp lodge and there was a giraffe's head mounted on the wall!!! A FUCKING GIRAFFE...what kind of an asshole would go shoot a fucking giraffe...was the giraffe headed right for him, and it was him or the giraffe???? |
| Mick Jagger as if his music didn't suck enough ass... i was watching vh1 or something like that this morning and a mick jagger video came on. in the first 5 seconds the camera zoomed in right on his fucking ass! then his god damned crotch!....i'm thinking "oh fucking yeah, i really wanted to wake up seeing his fogey ass on my telly....maybe that would have been interesting to see back in the 60's but like i keep on reminding all those damn wannabe hippi pot smokers everyday, the 60's are fucking over, you're not a rebel, you're a little fucking twat that thinks you're a bad ass if you smoke weed *off the subject, i know* in closing, i will die a happy fertile woman if my fallpian tubes don't tie themselves in a fucking knot after seeing mick jagger's "package" |
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