Jim Wilson--AKA "Meat". Seen running around first with his shirt flying open, and talking with the umpires. The gay men have also taken a liking to Meat, buying him drinks because they think he is "huge". Meat is known for missing alot of key games when the team needed him most. Instead of playing in important Cubs playoff games, Meat was working. What's up with that?
Eric Bates--AKA "The Edge", "Everett". Bates is an intense dude when he's on the field. Almost getting ejected numerous times in the Northboro league. And has been known to plow over opposing first basemen, and huss softballs into centerfield after a team loss. Despite his intense demeanor, Bates is an excellent all around player, with speed and power. Batesie will be forced to miss the Northboro League because of knee surgery. He will concentrate on coaching this team of drones.
Pete Anderson--AKA "Pistol Pete". Pete joined the team as a late addition in 2001. Pete has excellent speed, and is a good line drive hitter. Known for making the catch of the year out in Ashland. I still don't know how he caught that. Neither does he. Pete likes to get drunk at Chinese restuarants on Scorpion Bowls. And is the only person known to man, who thinks Byron Dafoe is a good goalie.
Dave Anderson--AKA "Freedom Fighter". Dave, the older brother of Pete, adds life to the team. He's an excellent hitter, who always seems to come up with the big hit. Dave missed a couple games this year trying to capture Bin Laden. Dave is an avid drinker. He can be seen at any bar or party. And crashing into the boards at Northstar Skating rink. Recently abondoned Friday Night Hockey, in favor for the "Hopkinton Nightlife".
Mike Campero--AKA "Jagr". Mike brings excellent defense, and consistant hitting to the Cubs. He resembles Grant Fuhr, with his amazing glove saves at second base, and always gets at least one line drive hit a game. Mike has been seen in the same closet with Jaromir Jagr, and a jar of peanut butter. Wow!
Jeff Harrington--AKA "Harry", "Ichiro", "Beaker". Jeff is just an all around good kid. I can't count one game where he wasn't in some type of yelling match with Bates. It became some what of a Cubs routine. Harry's defensive play improved tremendously after converting to the better lighting in Ashland. Most recently seen throwing half eaten sausages into a sausage truck, and smashing beer bottles all over a bathroom.
Scott Cullen--AKA "The Color of Money". Scott proved to be the Cubs most consistant hitter all year long. Batting around .500 in the Ashland league. Scott also has a quick glove, at a tough third base position. And was always seen making a diving play. Has been known to hustle drunks for money playing pool, and bring berries to games.
Mike Berberian--AKA "B". B is the ultimate clutch hitter. Always coming up to the plate with the game on the line, and always coming through. B is the worst gambler on the team by far. As most of us saw in full form at the team meeting. Throw the ball in when you catch it, B!!!!
Mark Cullen--AKA "Bud", "Dirk Digler". The younger brother of Scott, Mark is a dead ringer for Bud Bundy, of "Married with Children". He can be seen driving 100 mph in the parking lot at any softball field, and showing up to the games looking like a porn star. Another late edition to the team, Mark has a great arm, and splits his time in the outfield and infield.
Steve Brown--AKA "Chip". Steve is the mellow guy on the team. Seen meditating on hills about a mile away from the field on gamedays. And he loves to pick up random chicks by talking about the team. Chip was forced to pitch this year, due to the injury to Eric Bates. He has not disappointed, quickly becoming the team M.V.P., with his consistant pitching and hitting.
Todd Fausek--AKA "Stretch". Todd has the cannon on the team. If we could pitch overhand, Todd would be on the mound. A good line drive hitter, who seemed to cool down as the colder weather rolled in. Split his time between third and first base.
Chris Caravello--AKA "Birkenstock", "AWOL". Another virgin to the Cubs roster. Chris didn't look out of place in his first game with the team. He looks like he'll be a nice addition on offense, and can pitch if needed. Chris is best friends with Cubs star, Steve Brown. And they love to tour the country with the band, Phish.
Josh Cruz--AKA "Cruise Control". Josh comes to the team via Dave Anderson free angency. Josh has blazing speed, and a knack of keeping the ball on the ground, which means plenty of infield singles. Once he gets some cleats, Josh will join Pete Anderson as the fastest runners in the league.
Bryan Kendrick--AKA "BK", "Bry". The addition of Bryan increases the Algonquin population on the team to 10. Bryan is a towering individual, who once pitched on the same team as several other Cubs' players, back in freshman year. He will be filling in as a spot player, for other Cubs players who want to spend quality time getting hammered, instead of playing softball, but most recently may have hit himself into a starting postion.
Kevin Wojtaszek--AKA "Kev". Kevin comes to the Cubs after a stellar performace in the 2002 Ashland final four, where he belted two homeruns, while most of the other Cubs players were still hungover from the night before. He'll fit right in with this team full of drones, and his infielders already have a knack for getting him in vulnerable positions to get nailed by opposing runners coming down the first base line. Welcome aboard, Kev.