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| Monkey |
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| Click on the camel next to the description for some sweet ear candy, if sound was considered candy, and your ears an orrifice in which to injest food. |
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| You're really enjoying this aren't you? You sick bastard! |
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| Screw your problem! I'm talking about me! |
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| Prepare to be knocked on your ass! |
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| The Infamous Food Court Debate. |
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| Magic Eye Mayhem! |
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| Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn for sega. |
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| Cousin Walter |
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| I believe in the philosophy of a ruling class, especially since I rule. |
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| Jedi vs. Empire. Which is better? |
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| I hope it feels good! |
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| Ah crap! |
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| Best...death....ever! |
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| Is it about my cube? |
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| Sweet merciful crap! |
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| Hello! Operator, give me the number for 911! |
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| Mr. Plow theme |
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| Don't try any of your COW hypnosis on me! |
| Can we please talk about something other than things either going in or coming out of my ass! |
| Dolphins are intelligent and friendly..intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise! |
| This is all a bunch of tree hugging hippie crap! |
| I hate you! I wish you both had cancer! |
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| Hello kids, I'm Happy The Don't Do Stuff That Might Irritate Your Inner Ear Badger. |
| Hey kids, I'm Jimmy The Don't Hold On To A Large Magnet While Someone Else Uses a Fan Nearby Falcon |
| Oink, oink, be sure to run around with scissors says Oinky The Run Around With Scissors Pig. |
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| I'm Willy The Don't Stare Directly Into the Sun Worm! |
| And when one little panda puts his furry little willy in another panda's ear, that makes me a very sad panda. |
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| Look, just because we're Canadian does not mean we are spies! |
| Wait a minute Joe, if what you're saying is true, then I still don�t care. |
| You poor misguided Canadian bastard. |
| Pretty! PRET-TY, like me! |
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| Hear me well. As of today a new Dave is born. A Dave who, for a lack of a better phrase, is....pure evil. |
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| I am the keeper of the cheese! |
| Don't listen to him! He's a good man, but he's not quite right in the head! |
| MMM...glazed ham. |
| Oh my beloved ice cream bar...how I love to lick your creamy center! |
| Don't forget to wash where the sun don't shine! |
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| Die you stupid thing! Die! |
| Don't put me in your little box Mr. Man! |
| My identity is SO secret, not even I know who I am. |
| Hmm...could it be, SATAN! |
| One by one your friends will desert you...I'll be next. |
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| Monkey |
| Island |
| "I've Got A Monkey In My Pocket" |
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| "Wooden Leg, Restless Heart" |
| Hey look! A three-headed monkey. |
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| Roll! Roll through the gates of hell! |
| Sound Clips |
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| I am a cipher, a cipher wrapped in an enigma...smothered in secret sauce. |
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| A song about cows. |
| He called the shit poop! |
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| Buahahahahaha! |
| Darrrgh! |
| You big ol' bed wetting doodie head! |
| Madre de Dios! Es El Pollo Diablo! |
| Do you hear me? I SHALL return! |
| If you value your life mere mortal, you will flee before Murray, scurge of the living, and uber skull of the underworld! Buahahahaha! |
| Pappapishu! |
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| The devil chicken. |