Look at me, my bum is on the rail.
My bum is on the man, bum is on the man.
It's a lot of fun to put your bum on a man.
My bum is on the step, bum is on the step.
Don't fall down the step you might hurt your bum!
And that's not very fun, if you fall down and hurt your bum.
I like to put my bum on things, it's fun for everyone.
My bum is on the cheese, bum is on the cheese.
If I get lucky, i'll get a disease!
My bum is on the Swedish, Swedish, Swedish, Swedish.
My bum is on the gum, my bum is on the gum.
I can blow a bubble with my bum, bum, bum.
My bum is on the ship. The battleship.
I hope they don't shoot the cannon in my bum,
And shoot poo all over the place. Poo poo.
'Cause that isn't very fun, when they shoot a cannon in your bum.
I like to put my bum on things, it's fun for everyone.
My bum is on the dog.
My bum is on the cat.
My bum is on the phone.
My bum is all alone.
The rail, is all alone.
The man, is all alone.
The Swedish, is all alone.
My bum, is all alone....1, 2, 3, 4.
My bum is all alone.
My bum is all alone.
My bum is all alone.
My bum is all alone.
My bum is all alone.
My bum is all alone.
My bum is all alone.
My bum is all alone.
My bum is all alone.
My bum is all alone.
My bum is all alone.
My bum is all alone.
Get the poo off my bum! Get the poo off!
I need the poo, off the bum!
I gotta get the poo off my bum! Poo poo!
I want to hear the cannon!
No, let me hear the cannon!
No no no! No, not the loon! Not the loon!
I want to hear the cannon!
I want to hear the cannon!
I want to hear the cannon, not the loon!
Yeah, the cannon!
Now get the poo off my bum!
I want the poo poo off my bum bum.
Can I hear the loon again please?