Chris, Nelly, and Lance are all chuckling to themselves as they finish cheering for J.C. and continue in the direction they were going. They then turn the corner and bump into two huge guys named P-Funk and Shaft.

�Hey Shaft, hey P-Funk, how�s it going? Asked Nelly

There were a few seconds of silence as Shaft and P-Funk just stood there with stern expressions.

�Silky will see you now.� Said Shaft in a voice as stern as his face.

�What if we don�t want to see Silky?!� Questioned Chris.

�Then this happens to you. Excuse me, I�m sorry.� Said P-Funk to Lance.

�Sorry? What do you mea-

He is cut off as P-Funk lifts him up by the shirt and throws him across the hallway. His screaming is cut off as he crashes into a vending machine.

�Fair enough,� Said Chris, with his eyes as wide as frisbees. �Come on guys, let�s go in.�

�I landed on my keys�� Whimpered Lance.

As they walk down another hallway to the door, they pass Britney, making out with her boyfriend Colin. He starts sliding his hand up her skirt when she stops him.

�No, I don�t want to do this.�

�What�s the matter, is it because we�re at school?� Asked Colin.

�No, I just don�t want to do it all, I�m not ready yet!�

�Oh come on, we�ve been going out for two years now, don�t you trust me?� I mean, I can�t wait any longer! Are you gonna stay a virgin �till you get married?! It doesn�t work like that, you understand?!�

Britney sighed. �Yeah, I understand. Understand that you�re an asshole!� She screamed, punching him directly in the nose.

Colin starts screaming in pain as Britney beats him up.

All the guys have turned the corner and didn�t see any of it. They reach a door and push it open, going in. They walk in to find Silky, dressed like a pimp, standing over a nerd, who is curled up in a ball crying. Silky is yelling at him and pointing in his face. There are computers on one side of the room with his ho�s hacking into school files on them. On the other side of the room, there are a bunch of phones that the ho�s are talking on, while writing down information and holding pictures of the principle and asst. principle cheating on their spouses. More of his ho�s are busy organizing cheat sheets into neat little packages. Silky, meanwhile, is still yelling at the nerd.

�Silky don�t want SOME of his damn homework, Silky don�t want MOST of him damn homework, Silky wants ALL his damn homework! If I get one more c- I�m gonna c- dat ass! How you �spect Silky to graduate with your sloppy ass not trying?!�

He walks frustrated for a few seconds until he sits down in his chair.

�P-Funk, you know what to do with this fool?�

�Geek trap?�

�You know it, cuz Silky don�t play!�

�I can dig it.� P-Funk then grabbed the nerd and carried him kicking and screaming into the room next door.

�Now have a seat fellas, I have a proposition for you.� Said Silky to the three guys, drawing their attention away from the noises in the room where the nerd is getting beat up.

�What would that be?� Asked Chris

�I heard through the grapevine what you guys did to our dear Principle Mr. Limpdicky, (note-you�ll find out what they did later) beautiful work I must say. Anyway, you guys heard of that foo, Justin Timberlake?�

�Yeah, Justin the nerd, what do you want with him?� Questioned Nelly.

�It seems he�s been acting a foo� on my turf. A nerd is supposed to stay in his place, before ya know it, my ho�s be talking back to me, and you know that shit ain�t cool! The nerd thinks he can beat Silky, HELL NAW! Put him in his place. I can�t have a nerd beating up the jocks, that�ll throw a wrench in my correlation.�

Everybody looks at him weird.

�Yeah, Silky be knowing his vocabulation.�

Lance bursts out laughing.

�VOCABULATION?!?�

�Man shut your mouth! (Turns to Chris and Nelly) Like I said, anarchy. (Turns back to Lance) You don�t disrespect Silky! P-Funk, take care of him!�

�All right boss.�

Lance starts screaming like a girl as he begins to get the most severe beating of his life.

�Now guys, I don�t want you to just embarrass him, I want you to show him you don�t disrespect Silky! Who da man? Kick it ho�s!�

They all stop what they�re doing and turn half way around.

�SILKY!� They all chorus.

�Exactly! Now get your asses back to work, I don�t just pay you to sit around and look pretty! Now fellas, I can�t get you out of the first Saturday school cuz da board be trippin�, but if you get the job done, I can get you out of the second one.�

�How did you already know about that?� Said a confused Chris.

�Man, what�s my name?!� Now get out of here!�

And with tomorrow�s detention on their mind, Chris, Nelly, and a limping Lance left the room, shutting the doors into darkness.


Chapter 4